1. Answer oleh saying: "hi Buddy the elf what's your favorit color.." trail off then count three detik and hang up

2. Answer the phone oleh saying "taco" then hang up

3. When they ask if anda want anything their selling say back "well actually I have some nice air fresheners in my bag, would anda like the buy some" when they answer say "no! Just no!" then hang up

4. Say "your unavailable to reach me at the moment, please leave a message after the beep, also... stop calling my asshole!" then hang up

5. Pick up and say "I'm busy" then hang up

6. Pick up the phone turn on an app with gay/mean/Girly/dorky (or whatever else anda have) voices anda have and have a convo with them with the people and their lines on your iPhone/iPad, see how long it takes for them to hang up on you.

7. Pick up the phone and say "Drink your own piss" then hang up

8. Tell them "your having issues and to call back" if they call back say "stalker, what are anda calling me about, take my number off your list... PERMANENTLY!" then hang up

9. Get a tape recorder atau thunder and lightning as soon as anda pick up the phone turn it to full volume, then after ten detik hang up (if they didn't already)

10. Pick up the phone and say "Pablo! I told anda to stop calling me anda freak! hapus my number!" than hang up. Check to see if they ever call anda again

11. If the phone with the persons name says "DO NOT ANSWER" then answer and say "its opposite day" then hang up