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( PLEASE note that i dont dislike these people i just find the stuff they do Annoying please dont take any offence to any of these if one of them is you)
1) People who wear size 5 shoes.
2) People who make a stupid face when they don't understand something, and who consequently are making a stupid face all the time.
3) The people who got picked first for sports teams in elementary school.
4) People with annoying voices.
5) People who wear so much perfume that there is an actual visible awan of it all around them.
6) People who constantly drive at 70 km/h, whether the actual speed is 50 atau 100.
7) People who tampil up wanting to buy cigarettes from Rob.(If anda don't know, don't ask.)
8) Telemarketers
9) Vaccuum cleaner salesmen.
10) Rabid Christian Vegetarians
11) People who look over at your meal and then, just as anda are lifting your fork to your mouth, say in an irritating tone of voice, "Oh, you're not going to eat THAT, are you?"
12) People who hum.
13) Little skinny people who complain loudly about how embarrassed they are to have to buy jeans that are about 4 sizes smaller than the ones you're wearing.
14) People who seem to be unaware of the fact that they have terrible B.O.
15) People who are so totally perfect that anda would cinta to hate them,if only they weren't so nice to anda all the time.
16) People who latch onto anda and rant about everything they can think of until your ears bleed.
17) People who talk loudly in public places about their personal problems.
18) Fashion designers.
19) People who prove on a regular basis that yes, there IS such a thing as a stupid question.
20) People who try to hum atau sing along with elevator music.
21) Salespeople who latch onto anda and follow anda around the store, asking if they can help you, until anda either give up and buy something, atau go nuts and beat them to death with a display rack.
22) Anyone who has found himself on this daftar and is menulis me a snotty letter in response.
23) Mothers who let their children run around screaming in stores.
24) Mimes.
25) People who talk to anda as if anda were 4 years old.
26) People who meow.
27) Whoever invented Valentine's Day.
28) Little children who seem to be spending their entire summer vacation standing around in their yards and screaming at the puncak, atas of their little lungs.
29) Newscasters who smile in a cheerful and friendly manner as they tell anda about various baru saja disasters that have resulted in fatalities.
30) People who use "times" as a verb, when they mean "multiply."
31) People who say "nucular" instead of "nuclear."
32) Morning people.
33) People who don't realize that it's rude to pick your nose in public.
34) People who answer rhetorical questions.
35) Relentlessly cheerful people.
36) Barney.
37) Whoever first came up with the concept of Barney.
38) People who answer rhetorical pertanyaan incorrectly.
39) Tall people who sit right in front of anda in theatres.
40) People who appear to have had their senses of humour surgically removed.
41) People who read the sebelumnya category and are now going "huh?"
42) Dentists who try to have a conversation with anda while they are working on your teeth and anda can't respond.
43) Sports commentators.
44) People in your musik class who say things like, "Oh, can we do theory today, sir?"
45) People who laugh at their own jokes before they've actually reached the punchline.
46) People who eat bad-smelling food, such as tuna, in crowded areas.
47) Anyone who is attempting to analyze my personality based on this list.
48) People who talk baby-talk.
49) Whoever invented high-heeled shoes.
50) Whoever invented underwires.
51) People who own a small dog, and treat it like it's their child, putting stupid sweaters on it and taking it with them everywhere they go.
52) tikus boy. (Again, if anda don't know, don't ask)
53) People who tell long, elaborate jokes that seem to go on forever, and then mess up the punchline.
54) Whover decided that The Merchant of Venice was somehow inappropriate to study in school.
55) People who have taken it upon themselves to cheer up the world, whether the world wants to be cheered up atau not.
56) People who make grammatical mistakes while complaining that no one uses proper grammar anymore.
57) People who arbitrarily turn nouns into verbs.
58) People who are so determined to be politically correct that they are no longer able to finish a sentence without the aid of a lawyer.
59) People whose response to any event is to cari around for someone to sue.
60) People who sell religion door-to-door.
61) People who think they can prove atau disprove the existence of a god.
62) People with poor personal hygiene.
63) People who sit in a public place and pick things out of their hair.
64) Mothers who wash their children's faces with spit.
65) Mothers who are somehow able to ignore the sound of a small child repeatedly shrieking "mom!" in the middle of a department store.
66) People who put gum on desks and bus seats.
67) People who, halfway through the school year, find in their locker a thermos that has been there since the beginning of the year, and then, god only knows why, decide to open it, thus exposing the world at large to the smell of mouldy chicken noodle soup.
68) People who say "Hot enough for you?"
69) Anyone who has ever berkata "It's not the heat, it's the humidity."
70) People for whom it is clearly a major effort to maintain their shaky grasp of the incredibly obvious.
71) People who cannot atau will not acknowledge the fact that kucing are basically evil.
72) People who let their kucing run loose and get into everyone's garbage.
73) People who are able to recite entire episodes of the Simpsons.
74) People who try to convince anda that the world is really a wonderful, sunny, cheerful place, if only anda look at it right.
75) Vegetarians who are smug about it. (celery is a living thing, too, anda know!)
76) People who, even if anda pulled a gun on them, would not be able to membungkus, bungkus their minds around the concept that anda really don't like them.
77) People who develop a totally new outlook on life every couple of months, and then feel compelled to tell anda about it in great detail, whether anda want to hear it atau not.
78) People who tell anda the ending of a movie before you've seen it. (Anthony Perkins is his own mother!)
79) People who sit near anda in movie theatres and loudly point out obvious events in the movie as they occur
80) People who pronounce the word "film" with 2 syllables.
81) People who talk to malfunctioning vending machines, like it's suddenly going to turn out that the machine really CAN sell them a cokelat bar, and it was just waiting to hear the magic words.
82) People who chew with their mouths open.
83) People who repeat themselves.
83) People who repeat themselves. (see what i did there)
84) People who don't know that they have bad breath.
85) People who chew semangka gum.
86) People who whistle tunelessly.
87) People who talk to televisi and movie characters, as if the characters can hear them.
89) People who pick their teeth in public.
90) People who catch onto jokes just slightly later than everyone else.
91) People who think they can sing, but who really can't.
92) Unfunny people who really believe that they have wonderful senses of humour.
93) People who believe that making bad puns is the same as having a sense of humour.
94) The so-called "artists" who paint those pictures of vases of bunga and cross-eyed kucing that are available in fine shopping malls everywhere.
95) People who actually buy berkata pictures, and hang them in their living rooms, and think that this means that they are cultured.
96) Whoever first decided that kindergarten students should have to make pictures oleh gluing pasta onto cardboard.
97) Phys. ed teachers.
98) Those people who are always making craft-type projects, and who consequently are always urging people to save things that are obviously garbage, such as egg cartons and pistachio shells.
99) People who give fruitcakes as serious natal presents.
100) People who mow their lawns at 8:00 on a Sunday morning.
101) People who insist on giving anda gardening advice, whether anda want it atau not.
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i'm really bored, & i saw someone else do this, so i'm gonna tell u a bunch of songs i like. Tell me if u like them atau not, atau whatever. This isn't really in any order atau anything, just at random.


Mine-Taylor Swift
Inside of You-Infant Sorrow
Speachless-Lady Gaga
Sober-Pink
Take it Off-Ke$ha
Obsession-Sky Fereria
Stronger-Janette McCurdy
White Horse-Taylor Swift
September-Daughtery
Ghost of You-Selena Gomez
Your cinta is My Drug-Ke$ha
Summerboy-Lady Gaga
Alejandro-Lady Gaga
Got My Girls-Tiffany Dunn
Supertight-Rose Byrne/Jackie Q.
If I Had You-Adam Lambert
Dynomite-Taio Cruz
posted by Wolfdreamer9
None of these are oleh me. I just got them from "Facebook symbols". It says on the
side of them who made it. :)




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posted by alismouha
So close,no matter how far
Couldn't be much lebih from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters...


I never opened myself this way
Life is ours,we live it our way
All these words I don't just say
And nothing else matters...


Yeah.trust I seek and I find in you
Everyday for us something new
Open mind for a different view
And nothing else matters...


Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
But I know...


So close,no matter how far
Couldn't be much lebih from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters...


Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they...
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I normally go to the woods to be oleh myself and to read ,since I can not get piece and quiet at halaman awal were my foster parents keep fighting about everything .I can go to school I guess I am always
alone there anyway .I never go to the graveyard,but today I had to today the crackheads
were in the woods planning there party to get ,to think I use to be one of .The graveyard is different of the woods for one thing it always feels haunted with grief and for another thing there are giant stones everywhere .I had not been back to this place since the hari they buried my big brother Greg .Being here always...
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I found this pasted on Konorai's Fanfiction.net profile, not my idea, but LOLZ just the same!

6 reasons not to mess with children:

Reason 1:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher berkata it was physically impossible for a ikan paus, paus to menelan a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed oleh a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a ikan paus, paus could not menelan a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah...
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The following are actual stories provided oleh travel agents:

I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his atau her hair wouldn't get messed up oleh being near the window.

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"

I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make anda look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying...
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