acak Article: Redneck Computer Terms

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posted by johnnyboy-69

Hard drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy bukit, hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys.

Window - Place in the truck to hang your guns.

Modem - How anda got rid of your dandelions. Usage: "We gonna modem dandelions"

ROM - Liquor often mixed with Coke

Byte - Beginning of an insult, often followed oleh the word "me" atau "this"

Cursor - The person doing the cursing. What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

Tab - What anda owe the bartender

Shift - How anda get to a different gear.

RAM - Great truck

ubah - Past tense of "eat" "Wher'd that leftover possum belly go?" " anda ubah afore anda passed out las nite.

Internet - Where her ikan were when she caught em ( In er net).

Fonts - That really cool guy from the show, Happy Days.

Laptop - Where the stripper sits.

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Funny Zoo Signs

added by myau

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cool earrings

added by shiriny

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Faces in Places - A Bit Flacky! lol!

added by edwardcarlisle

Source: blogspot

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Death Penalty

posted by Usui--takumi

I'm Against death penalty. Looking at the death penalty system in action, anda realize that the only purpose it serves is retribution atau revenge, it is seriously (and intrinsically) flawed in application and that there is a serious and continuing risk of executing innocent people. And, it costs much lebih than life in prison.
130 people wrong fully convicted people were sentenced to death and were lucky to be exonerated and released, eventually. DNA, available in less than 10% of all homicides, can’t guarantee we won’t execute innocent people. If someone is convicted and later found innocent...

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ubjb's fashion

posted by darina25

here is the outfit

This is ubjb's keterangan of the outfit me just plane blue jens kemeja thats usally black... and any comfortable clothing, i would like for my hair style a curly blond hair that is quite long... is that okay?? so i did it. i hope she likes it. it was an easy work because after i read the keterangan i knew straight away, what to draw. the jeans are dark, shoes simple and grey - they are supposed to go with the cardican- the cardican also grey with a hood. the cardican is covering a simple black t-shirt that for me suits the blond long curls. i thought there should not be any accesories needed because this is a "simple" outfit. i didn't want to make the outfit look over looked " looking a bit too much" so i hope u like u'r outfit ubjb. ( link )

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30 ways to annoy your teacher

posted by Guste_LT

30 Ways To Annoy your Teachers ^_^
(Making your teachers turn red with anger , guaranteed *thumbs up*)
WARNING: MAY CAUSE SUSPENSION, DETENTION, atau ANYTHING ELSE THAT ENDS WITH -ION.)

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as anda walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at...