[Top things disney film have taught us(Part One)]
[The Lion King]
1. Don’t trust an uncle with large black facial hair.
2. Never intentionally scream in an area where a stampede/avalanche/other disaster of that sort might happen.
3. If necessary, anda can survive on bugs.
4. Don’t play in graveyards(is also taught in most zombie/horror movies.)
5. Lions can grow up in about 15 detik just oleh walking across a log.
6. Clouds can speak.
7. Baboon’s always have the catchiest songs.
8. Always treat warthogs with proper respect(refer to them as sir/madam)
9. Doesn’t matter what type of fight it is….the girlfriend will always kick your butt.
10. Brothers are d***’s!
[The Little Mermaid]
1. anda are never far from a musical band of bernyanyi sea creatures.
2. Don’t piss off daddy!
3. French cooks are ebil(Not incorrectly spelled, play Dragonfable)
4. Seagull’s aren’t exactly all there.
5. Holy crap, it’s an giant octopus!!!!!!
6. Mermaid’s cinta to go around topless.
7. Having a trident makes anda all powerful(except if someone hits anda exactly once)
8. Princes cinta mute chicks!
9. There are several uses for forks.
10. It’s not that redheads don’t have souls, they just keep selling them to evil octopus women……
[Mulan]
1. Cutting your hair makes anda a male.
2. naga can talk, but anda wish they wouldn’t.
3. Crickets are lucky.
4. Grandma’s have the best wit!
5. Bring your dad a sword and a medal and he’ll instantly forget all that crap anda did.
6. A three menit song turns anda into a badass.
7. Don’t have a girlfriend? The emperor will hook anda up!
8. Don’t cheat…You won’t get away with it.
9. “Get off the roof! Get off the roof! Get off the roof!!!!!!!!”
10. He’s your worst nightmare!
[Finding Nemo]
1. If your dad tells anda not to touch something…don’t touch it!
2. Swim down!
3. Short term memory loss can…short term memory loss can…short term memory loss can…
4. Manta rays are the kings of tongue twisters.
5. Never trust a girl in braces…
6. “Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat!”
7. Saying mine over and over again is very annoying.
8. Whales only eat krill…oh look! Krill!
9. Clown ikan are not that funny.
10. All drains lead to the ocean.
[Ratatouille]
1. Beware short men in large hats.
2. It’s not a bad thing when buku talk to you.
3. Rats make better chefs than anda do.
4. Sometimes women WON’T pepper spray you.
5. anda can survive being struck oleh lightning and also be unharmed.
6. Rats don’t like to be called thieves.
7. Not all disney film have people bursting into song every 5 minutes.
8. anda can control someone oleh yanking their hair.
9. Rats are strong enough to open the refrigerator.
10. There is most likely a small tikus restaurant above anda when anda eat out.
[Toy Story]
1. Your toys are alive.
2. anda cannot fly, anda can however fall with style.
3. At the moment anda need them, your RC car will run out of batteries.
4. god is in the form of a claw.
5. Woody makes fire!!
6. Buzz is like a magnifying glass.
7. Your piggy bank wants to take over the world.
8. Just because a toy looks like something Tim burton would come up with does not mean that it is evil.
[Tangled]
1. Most thugs cinta to burst into song.
2. Old men in diapers are fine in a kids movie.
3. There is always the possibility that anda were stolen as a baby.
4. Women cinta convicts.
5. There’s a new sheriff in town and he has hooves!
6. Anyone with hair longer than their body must be magic!
7. bernyanyi makes anda young.
8. Bar’s always have at least 1 secret passageway.
9. Floods can be dangerous.
10. The chameleon is a pimp.
