37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish anda were a door so I could slam anda all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do anda work for UPS? I thought I saw anda checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy anda a drink atau do anda just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted tempat tidur Thrasher: have anda seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make anda the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and anda can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish anda were a pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride anda all hari long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how anda look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings atau the stairway to heaven?
14. anda might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. anda must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing anda do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be anda oleh morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. anda know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do anda believe in cinta at first sight atau should I walk oleh again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone berkata anda were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if anda think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but anda can tickle me anytime anda want to.
30. I know susu does a body good, but DAMN, how much have anda been drinking?
31. If anda were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't anda like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go halaman awal without me.
34. Do anda sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do anda wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I lost my puppy. Can anda help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get anda out of these wet clothes.
1. I wish anda were a door so I could slam anda all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do anda work for UPS? I thought I saw anda checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy anda a drink atau do anda just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted tempat tidur Thrasher: have anda seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make anda the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and anda can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish anda were a pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride anda all hari long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how anda look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings atau the stairway to heaven?
14. anda might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. anda must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing anda do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be anda oleh morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. anda know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do anda believe in cinta at first sight atau should I walk oleh again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone berkata anda were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if anda think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but anda can tickle me anytime anda want to.
30. I know susu does a body good, but DAMN, how much have anda been drinking?
31. If anda were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't anda like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go halaman awal without me.
34. Do anda sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do anda wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I lost my puppy. Can anda help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get anda out of these wet clothes.
