DEMENTED POEMS
mawar are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
mawar are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
mawar are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And tampil me your tits
mawar make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And anda cinta it up the shitter
mawar are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
mawar are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
mawar are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
mawar are shit
Violets are crap
tampil me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
mawar are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And menelan it down
mawar are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
mawar are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
mawar are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
mawar are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And tampil me your tits
mawar make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And anda cinta it up the shitter
mawar are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
mawar are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
mawar are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
mawar are shit
Violets are crap
tampil me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
mawar are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And menelan it down
mawar are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when anda say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. anda look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and anda never get tired of being with us.
4. I cinta anda and only you.-Well, anda guys get the picture.
5. I will be with anda forever.
6. anda have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. anda shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for anda to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. anda look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and anda never get tired of being with us.
4. I cinta anda and only you.-Well, anda guys get the picture.
5. I will be with anda forever.
6. anda have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. anda shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for anda to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when anda want to get kicked out of the DMV. oleh Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy selanjutnya to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over oleh a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people selanjutnya to anda look at anda funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down selanjutnya to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your favorit tampil the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big tampil number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy selanjutnya to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over oleh a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people selanjutnya to anda look at anda funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down selanjutnya to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your favorit tampil the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big tampil number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
