These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.
1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to anda as soon as we're finished.
2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
3. Hi. This is John: If anda are the phone company, I already sent the money. If anda are my parents, please send money. If anda are my financial aid institution, anda didn't lend me enough money. If anda are my friends, anda owe me money. If anda are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
4. Hi. Now anda say something.
5. Hi, I'm not halaman awal right now, but my answering machine is, so anda can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
7. Hello! If anda leave a message, I'll call anda soon. If anda leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
9. Hello, anda are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows atau a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
10. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call.
11. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
12. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait oleh your phone until I call anda back.
13. If anda are a burglar, then we're probably at halaman awal cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't halaman awal and it's aman, brankas to leave a message.
14. Please leave a message. However, anda have the right to remain silent. Everything anda say will be recorded and will be used oleh us.
15. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to anda as soon as we're finished.
2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
3. Hi. This is John: If anda are the phone company, I already sent the money. If anda are my parents, please send money. If anda are my financial aid institution, anda didn't lend me enough money. If anda are my friends, anda owe me money. If anda are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
4. Hi. Now anda say something.
5. Hi, I'm not halaman awal right now, but my answering machine is, so anda can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
7. Hello! If anda leave a message, I'll call anda soon. If anda leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
9. Hello, anda are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows atau a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
10. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call.
11. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
12. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait oleh your phone until I call anda back.
13. If anda are a burglar, then we're probably at halaman awal cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't halaman awal and it's aman, brankas to leave a message.
14. Please leave a message. However, anda have the right to remain silent. Everything anda say will be recorded and will be used oleh us.
15. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
Elijah Jones, currently in speculation about a potential 2019 album confirms to have "let go" of the Kinlee And Elijah trend. For those of anda who don't know. Kinlee And Elijah was a trend that started off in 2015 after Jones releasee his sophomore album "Utilize" The trend was based around characters in 2015. But upon suffering depression and promoting a Lindsey Stirling album in 2016, Elijah used Kinlee And Elijah as the final passing for Elijah's trilogical album "Forgive To Forget" 2017. Based after the brave Enough album he promoted in August 2016.
Currently, after relleasing the kewyord in 2018. Followers have been in pertanyaan on whether atau not Jones will be releasing his 4th studio album rumoured to release in 2019. With little hype and little posting, we can only hope that Jones will have something releasing this year. Currently after releasing the keyword
Jones is expected to start something new, and different for his selanjutnya "supposedly" 2019 album.
Currently, after relleasing the kewyord in 2018. Followers have been in pertanyaan on whether atau not Jones will be releasing his 4th studio album rumoured to release in 2019. With little hype and little posting, we can only hope that Jones will have something releasing this year. Currently after releasing the keyword
Jones is expected to start something new, and different for his selanjutnya "supposedly" 2019 album.