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7:00 AM.Today was the day!I ran outside.A small kupu-kupu rests on a tiny plant.I try to catch all of them.Then,I stood frozen.It was there.A Blue jay.I haven't seen one since I was 5.I tried to get a picture.It flew away."Dang."I said.I looked at the bunga on my shirt.Light yellow and purple flowers.I couldn't believe it.School was out.Finally!I followed the clouds to a path.A long path.I stood on the concrete.Shoes in hand.Barefoot steps.I followed the path.Then I saw them.Both of them.
Alicia and Henry.
"Guys?What are anda doing?"I asked.
"Sh!Come on."Alicia beckoned me.
I saw the door.We went in.
Screams.Everyone was in the hut.A large room.
Then,I saw someone I haven't in months.
Maybelle.
She beckoned us to come in.
Then I saw a guy in a robe.On a stage.
"Everyone in here....Will fight in the royal Freestone war."He said.
Screams and cheers.
I quickly tried to open the door,but Maybelle locked it.
Then...Shock grew on my face,also...Anger.
Ariana came to the stage.
"That was King Theodore.Now who's ready to-Oh...I believe,I see an old friend in the crowd.Now,Who's ready to battle?"
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posted by flippy_fan210
-when anda ask someone for something and they try to annoy anda because they have it and anda don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give anda work anda have to do at halaman awal and anda have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your friends call saying they'll come over and never tampil up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own halaman awal and being controlled oleh your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if anda make one "dirty" atau "wrong" joke

-overprotective...
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Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at halaman awal with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in cinta for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really cinta him, but I think that he really does cinta me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...
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posted by Face_of_Music
ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL anda MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a acak book I was menulis about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and berkata I could write a book atau something. This is the first chapter, so I'd cinta it if anda could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things anda liked, things that didn't make...
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Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell anda a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told anda to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If anda die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The populer girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my kemeja on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If anda are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some acak guy/girl = Is this kursi empty?
anda = Yes and this one will be too if anda sit here.

I'll write lebih soon!!!
NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President atau Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a tahun plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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posted by reb1009
The vodka Hotline: 772-257-4492

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The "Free Marijuana" Hotline: 267-436-5129

The Divorce Hotline: 631-403-2016

IRS Tax Extension Help Line: 267-436-5139

The "Loud Talkin' Redneck" Hotline: 401-285-0705

A Life-Saving Message: 267-436-5115

"Twilight" Obsession Hotline: 973-409-3307

Ruminations: 631-403-2013

Tech-Support Hotline: 772-257-4678

Automated Sobriety Test: 781-452-3027

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Gay Marriage debat Line: 413-497-0148

Beer Goggles Hotline: 954-482-4332

Your Status update Are Annoying: 267-436-5224

"Travel...
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posted by samuraibond005
I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether atau not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, detik of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...
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1. Take someone's shopping gerobak, keranjang and switch the items with stuff from the person selanjutnya to them's gerobak, keranjang
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen anda in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of anda on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. pindah "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by musicfanaticXD
When anda are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When anda are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When anda are dating..... He takes anda out to have a good time.
When anda are married ....He brings halaman awal a 6 pack, and says "What are anda going to drink?"

When anda are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When anda are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When anda are dating..... A Single tempat tidur for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When anda are married ....A King size tempat tidur feels like an army cot.

When anda are dating..... anda are turned on at the sight of him naked....
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