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1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation oleh saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall atau any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way anda laugh as anda wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt atau Uncle. If anda dare, hug them.
5. While passing a acak stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a mixture of anger and sadness.
6. Follow a stranger around. If they notice, take a acak small object like a brick atau a bar of cokelat and hold it up to your ear, pretending to be busy conversing on it.
7. Skip. Don't walk.
8. Walk up to them and ask them if they are some celebrity that looks nothing like them. Opposite gender, if anda dare. Examples: Old man - Justin Bieber, middle aged woman - Chuck Norris, young adult man - Batman.
9. Call acak numbers while passing strangers.
10. If somebody asks anda for directions, look them right in the eye, try to stare them down, then walk away.
11. Burst into a short fit of dance every once in a while.
12. Ask a stranger a trivial question, like the time of day. When they answer, suddenly make your expression extremely serious and sober and say. "I see. Look... I was never here, got it?" If anda have any small cash on anda you'd be willing to give up like a dollar atau a quarter, give it to them.
13. Introduce yourself to strangers. Then say "Just please don't tell Big Brother."
14. meninju, pukulan yourself in the face randomly. But make sure someone notices it, cause it would be a shame to let it go to waste.
15. If you're under 18, sing "Too sexy for my wife, too sexy for my kids, too sexy for my mother-in-law..."
16. If you're 13 atau over, mutter "I don't get it, I don't WANNA go to kindergarden!" But mutter it loudly enough for someone to hear you.
17. Randomly shout out "You people are all crazy!"
18. Introduce yourself to strangers like this: "Hi, I'm {insert your name here}, I'm {insert your age here} years old, I'm married, twice (your age doesn't matter) and my best friends are some funny people in white coats who call me "clinically insane." Do anda think I'm cute?"
19. Spray the floor/ground with disinfectant.
20. Giggle, suddenly become very sober, repeat.
21. Brush your teeth, shave atau both in a public place.
22. Take out a lolipop and start sucking it. When a stranger walks by, offer it to them.
23. If a stranger asks anda something (e.g. directions, the time of day), answer it oleh saying "That's what anda think" atau "You don't need to know."
24. Tap a stranger on the back as if anda want to ask them something. When they turn around, say "Quark," then walk away.
25. Tap a stranger on the back as if anda want to ask them something. When they turn around, run away giggling.
26. In a public place like a mall, take out a skipping rope and start skipping.
27. Run/walk up to a stranger and exclaim "Look! Behind you!" When they turn around and see nothing, say "Never mind."
28. Walk up to a stranger and preach a parable to them.
29. Have a blank rectangle of paper on hand. Walk up to a stranger and give it to them, saying it's "my card."
30. If a stranger wants to ask anda a question, exclaim "Excuse me, I'm on the phone." Unless anda actually ARE on the phone when they ask you, in which case tell the person on the other line angrily, "Excuse me, stop being so rude! Can't anda see someone's trying to ask me a pertanyaan over here?!" Then hang up (or pretend to) and tell the stranger "I'm sorry, anda know how insensitive people can be. So, what did anda want to ask me?" They had it coming, anyway.
31. Walk up to a stranger and tell them in a debative tone, "I disagree. I'm a die-hard Sonic the hedgehog fan."
32. Wait for the elevator to come without pressing the button.
33. Wear a business suit, tas kantor, tas and sunglasses somewhere regular.
34. When a stranger passes you, stand at attention and salute them.
35. Wear a hand puppet everywhere anda go.
36. tampil disgust and spit on the floor. Then, act totally surprised and try to clean it up with a handkerchief.
37. Just stand around, looking confused and lost. If someone comes up to anda and asks if you're lost atau something, politely answer "No, thank you, I had a big breakfast. But thanks for asking!" Bonus points if anda mention "big breakfast" late in the afternoon.
38. Take out a piece of paper and write "The cake is a lie" on it. Then pass it off to a stranger any way anda can, perhaps with the #29 method.
39. If anda have a pizza in a box that clearly states it's from pizza Hut, Mario's, etc, atau just the empty box, walk around with it declaring "Home-made pizza for sale!"
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Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give lebih than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving lebih than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants anda to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help anda answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K l M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13...
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You’re now chatting with a acak stranger. Say hi!

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

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You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

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Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: anda HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT anda DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when anda say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. anda look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and anda never get tired of being with us.

4. I cinta anda and only you.-Well, anda guys get the picture.

5. I will be with anda forever.

6. anda have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. anda shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for anda to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when anda want to get kicked out of the DMV. oleh Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy selanjutnya to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over oleh a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people selanjutnya to anda look at anda funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down selanjutnya to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your favorit tampil the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big tampil number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
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Hello everyone and welcome to the selanjutnya half of In-Indie. I was able to binge a whole lot of new indie titles to get this out and boy, do we got some greats and some… not so much. But we’re here to talk about not just a great, but one of the best. A game that many online are calling the Dark Souls of the indie scene…. Wait, that’s not rig- Hollow Knight, everybody.



So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
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Are anda bored? Do anda have the humor of a 10 tahun old boy? Do anda like musik that doesn't have a real point? Do anda like musik that will make your grandma look at anda with disappointment in her eyes!? If anda answered yes to any of these pertanyaan then here is a daftar for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes musik about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John jantung - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...
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