The air of deep colours hovered over my head,
magnetic, enchanting splitting colours.
I levered the illusions listening to berwarna merah muda, merah muda Floyd.
my veins never felt the blood this way;
speeding to give a bloc to my mind
free the soul from this bib body.
Apagoge the world is in my command
but dreadful the vision may end,
I was marijuanaised.
The leaves found its way to leave the seeds
smothered with tobacco, the grass
no longer stayed as allied.
Rolled in an ashen paper with a soft bud
these were the signs, I have had heeds.
My lungs felt the grey smoke, opening to the miracle
and insignificant the world around
I esteemed the powers of the that white stick
glowing and shining the colours surround.
My mind went at ease
gathering the colours
just then I inked these words
dragged right out of the white smoke
when hands were observing peace.
I was marijuanaised
Let’s keep this rumput legal
for the simple pleasure of the smoke
cultivating and brewing the seeds.
It’s not mine, but God's wish, lets not jeopardize.
simply I felt the need;
I want to get marijuanaised. ♥
*coughs* :|.... XD
magnetic, enchanting splitting colours.
I levered the illusions listening to berwarna merah muda, merah muda Floyd.
my veins never felt the blood this way;
speeding to give a bloc to my mind
free the soul from this bib body.
Apagoge the world is in my command
but dreadful the vision may end,
I was marijuanaised.
The leaves found its way to leave the seeds
smothered with tobacco, the grass
no longer stayed as allied.
Rolled in an ashen paper with a soft bud
these were the signs, I have had heeds.
My lungs felt the grey smoke, opening to the miracle
and insignificant the world around
I esteemed the powers of the that white stick
glowing and shining the colours surround.
My mind went at ease
gathering the colours
just then I inked these words
dragged right out of the white smoke
when hands were observing peace.
I was marijuanaised
Let’s keep this rumput legal
for the simple pleasure of the smoke
cultivating and brewing the seeds.
It’s not mine, but God's wish, lets not jeopardize.
simply I felt the need;
I want to get marijuanaised. ♥
*coughs* :|.... XD
anda are already late, and your key is missing, anda wish there was 'find tool (ctrl+F)' in life!
5 menit yang lalu anda were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now anda are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, anda wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!
anda are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, anda wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!
The train is so crowded that anda cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, anda wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!
After marriage anda realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, anda wish there was an valuation period' atau atleast a 'sample download' atau a 'demo version'!
One hari anda realize that anda are turning bald, anda wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!
Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
5 menit yang lalu anda were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now anda are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, anda wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!
anda are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, anda wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!
The train is so crowded that anda cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, anda wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!
After marriage anda realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, anda wish there was an valuation period' atau atleast a 'sample download' atau a 'demo version'!
One hari anda realize that anda are turning bald, anda wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!
Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
WARNING- THESE ARE NOT ANY EXCUSES FOR anda INCASE anda GET PULLED OVER oleh A COP. FUNNYSTUFFLOL IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE anda CAN SUFFER oleh SAYING THESE PHRASES TO AN OFFICER atau ANY ONE ELSE!!!!
Can anda hold my beer, I cant reach my license.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't anda the guy from the Village People?
Hey, anda must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!
Are anda Andy atau Barney?
I thought anda had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
Do anda know why anda pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
Can anda hold my beer, I cant reach my license.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't anda the guy from the Village People?
Hey, anda must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!
Are anda Andy atau Barney?
I thought anda had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
Do anda know why anda pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.