Sam is 7 years old,has brown hair,And is a girl,This Christmas,her school is doing something where kids can buy stuff for their families,For Christmas,"So what are anda gonna get?"Sam's friend,Chloe,asked."I don't know,It's a week away though."Sam said."Well,I hope there will be earrings!My mom goes crazy over those!"Chloe said.
"Well,Bye Chloe!My rides here!See anda tomorrow!"Sam berkata as she ran to her car."Hey Mom,Guess what?" "What?"Her mom asked."In a week,All the students are gonna be able to buy stuff for their families for Christmas!!"Sam excitedly told her mom."Really?
Isn't Santa gonna buy everything for us?"Mom asked.
"You're silly mommy!"Sam said."Santa isn't real Sam!"Sam's brother,Aaron,said."Aaron!Of course Santa is real!"Mom snapped to Aaron."You're just saying that so Sam-" "AARON!Not one lebih word!"Mom interrupted."Yeah!Aaron!Santa is real!You just can't get him on video because hes magical!"Sam told her Brother."Are anda kidding me?First Santa,now Magic?I can't believe anda two!"Aaron said.Ten akward menit later...They got home."DADDY!!!"Sam berkata as she looked for her dad."Yes???"Dad said
"Well,Bye Chloe!My rides here!See anda tomorrow!"Sam berkata as she ran to her car."Hey Mom,Guess what?" "What?"Her mom asked."In a week,All the students are gonna be able to buy stuff for their families for Christmas!!"Sam excitedly told her mom."Really?
Isn't Santa gonna buy everything for us?"Mom asked.
"You're silly mommy!"Sam said."Santa isn't real Sam!"Sam's brother,Aaron,said."Aaron!Of course Santa is real!"Mom snapped to Aaron."You're just saying that so Sam-" "AARON!Not one lebih word!"Mom interrupted."Yeah!Aaron!Santa is real!You just can't get him on video because hes magical!"Sam told her Brother."Are anda kidding me?First Santa,now Magic?I can't believe anda two!"Aaron said.Ten akward menit later...They got home."DADDY!!!"Sam berkata as she looked for her dad."Yes???"Dad said
Q .. How do anda sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. anda keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to anda keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do anda do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. anda keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to anda keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do anda do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime anda see someon say a compleatly acak word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a teh party like anda did when anda were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes oleh except old people
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1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime anda see someon say a compleatly acak word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a teh party like anda did when anda were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes oleh except old people
komentar and I will make more