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The selanjutnya hari I went shopping to get stuff for my cousins!It was a big mall!As I walked to the Clothes Aisle,a familiar figure was looking at skirts."Kyha?What are anda doing here!?"Jade asked.
"Oh!I'm always with anda when something bad happens!"Kyha answered."Well nothing bad is gonna happen!"Jade protested.To her surprise,There was a BOOM!"DUCK!"Kyha said.Jade slammed to the floor,
there wasn't one shot,there was four!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!
"IS EVERYONE OKAY?"The mall manager asked."YES!"Everyone answered."So why are anda still here?And why are people looking at me like a wacko?"
Jade asked."Because,No one else can see me!AND,some thing ELSE will happen!"Khya answered."Nothing will happen again!Hope I didn't jinx that!"Jade said."GET ON THE FLOOR!NOW!!!!"A robber berkata as he pulled out a gun."What do I do now?Die?"Jade whispered to Khya."Shh!!Close your eyes!"The selanjutnya thing I knew,I was in my car driving!"Khya!Khya!
Kyah?Thank you!"Jade berkata as she wiped a tear.
When I was at a empty road,I saw a bright light,
It was orange,Reddish."Probably a light,"If only I knew that a light doesn't grow!2 detik later
I saw someone in my mirror,I turned the steering wheel so fast,My mind went black for a moment,When I opened my eyes,I saw the road go around and around!!I quickly closed my eyes."Jade?Jade!WAKE UP!!"Khya berkata as she tried to keep the blood from Jade's Head to stop dripping."HELP!!!SHE NEEDS TO HEAL!"
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Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' oleh Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD



Dear Connie,

I know the counselor berkata we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The hari anda left, I swore I'd never talk to anda again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always anda who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....
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As a proud visitor of forty-four of the fifty United States, I am a bit of a self-taught expert in amusing oneself on long rides in motor vehicles. Whether anda are the driver, riding shotgun, atau sitting in the back, there is a plethora of ways to make berkata drive go oleh much faster.
One way to take a long, boring drive across the never changing flatness of Nebraska atau Oklahoma, and mold it into an enjoyable spending of one’s time is to engage in a physical fight with a sibling. This works best when anda are driving and the sibling is in the back seat. It does not matter if the berkata sibling is...
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65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico...
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