This bebek walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do anda have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the bebek leaves.
The selanjutnya day, the bebek returns and asks, "Do anda have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the bebek leaves.
The hari after that, the bebek walks in the store again and asks "Do anda have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told anda no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if anda come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"
The bebek left, and returned the selanjutnya day. This time he asked, "Do anda have any nails?" The clerk replied, "No," and the bebek said, "Good! Got any grapes?"
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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, anda idiot! You'll burn up!" berkata the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, anda know. We're going at night!"
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A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God's work." The selanjutnya morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, "you protect the public." The selanjutnya morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "you serve the justice system." The selanjutnya morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.
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One Fall day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse
slowly drive by. Following the first hearse, was a detik mobil jenazah, hearse which
was followed oleh a man walking solemnly along, followed oleh a dog, and
then about 200 men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the detik mobil jenazah, hearse and
asked him who was in the first hearse.
"My wife," the man replied.
"I'm sorry," berkata Bill. "What happened to her?"
"My dog bit her and she died."
Bill then asked the man who was in the detik hearse.
The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as
well."
Bill thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, "Can I
borrow your dog?"
To which the man replied, "Get in line."
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The selanjutnya day, the bebek returns and asks, "Do anda have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the bebek leaves.
The hari after that, the bebek walks in the store again and asks "Do anda have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told anda no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if anda come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"
The bebek left, and returned the selanjutnya day. This time he asked, "Do anda have any nails?" The clerk replied, "No," and the bebek said, "Good! Got any grapes?"
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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, anda idiot! You'll burn up!" berkata the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, anda know. We're going at night!"
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A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God's work." The selanjutnya morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, "you protect the public." The selanjutnya morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "you serve the justice system." The selanjutnya morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.
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One Fall day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse
slowly drive by. Following the first hearse, was a detik mobil jenazah, hearse which
was followed oleh a man walking solemnly along, followed oleh a dog, and
then about 200 men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the detik mobil jenazah, hearse and
asked him who was in the first hearse.
"My wife," the man replied.
"I'm sorry," berkata Bill. "What happened to her?"
"My dog bit her and she died."
Bill then asked the man who was in the detik hearse.
The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as
well."
Bill thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, "Can I
borrow your dog?"
To which the man replied, "Get in line."
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