What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The selanjutnya time anda and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a poling to see which of anda successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with anda - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever anda have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If anda were really looking for an honest answer, anda wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The selanjutnya time anda make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused oleh rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do anda and your friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if anda look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' favorit outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If anda must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then anda never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know anda can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises atau promotions were gained oleh arm wrestling the boss.
If anda don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The selanjutnya time anda and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a poling to see which of anda successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with anda - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever anda have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If anda were really looking for an honest answer, anda wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The selanjutnya time anda make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused oleh rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do anda and your friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if anda look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' favorit outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If anda must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then anda never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know anda can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises atau promotions were gained oleh arm wrestling the boss.
If anda don't read this, someone else wil
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS anda KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF fan LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this tampil i allways see a new guest bintang so i was wondering how do anda do it?
anda WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS tampil BEING ON THIS tampil AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest bintang is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your friends are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if anda make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!
here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this acak ninger play (sorry if i offend anda i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a bulan so i thought td post it here)
sioki:saska saska are anda in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what anda mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for anda !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate anda !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO anda EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 detik till anda all cry total ninger theme song
sioki:saska saska are anda in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what anda mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for anda !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate anda !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO anda EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 detik till anda all cry total ninger theme song