puncak, atas 10 signs your partner needs a vacation
1) He keeps handcuffing himself oleh accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants anda to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking anda if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and lebih musik on the police channel
1) He keeps handcuffing himself oleh accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants anda to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking anda if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and lebih musik on the police channel
REMEMBER WHEN ...
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing anda could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
Mom (was your hero)
and Dad was the boy anda were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and Race Issues were about who ran fastest?
when "War" was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all anda wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing anda could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
Mom (was your hero)
and Dad was the boy anda were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and Race Issues were about who ran fastest?
when "War" was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all anda wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
