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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a pohon and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered oleh very close veins."
9."Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side."
10."Please excuse sinar, ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels."
11."Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak."
12."Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust."
13."Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault."
14."Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday."
15."Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral."
16."My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines."
17."Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well."
18."Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in tempat tidur with gramps."
19."Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover."
20."Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor."
21."Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever, and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night."
posted by alice1919119
This 15 tahun old girl used to maintain a common diary with her 13 tahun old best friend in which they wrote how they felt about each other and their friendship. When she discovered that her friend who had been a patient of clinical depression had tried to kill herself, she wrote this in the diary and it brought her best friend to tears...
The names have been changed as per author's request...


November 13

Dear Amira,

K so... without going on about any trivial stuff this time, anda should know that I've lebih than you'd expect to say about stuff I usually don't go on about on phone atau in person......
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Hello. To start off i like going on the internet, my favorit website is youtube. for some of anda who don't know it's a famous video sharing website that let's anda share videos, alot of people tend to upload gaming video atau musik atau video of there cat.

I mostly watch a lot of the good youtube channels like Seananners atau Vanoss and much more, and i sometimes watch acak peoples channels. Like go to a video that has lots of views, click on some acak persons channel via the comments. Sometimes i find great channels with great videos, but when i clicked on one certain channel my life was forever...
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posted by deathding
Hello there! My name is Jared, and I was a huge fan of this old blog named Ask Dr. Robotnik, but it was cancelled due to his life having too much work.

But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.

anda type in the komentar section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.

To get started, all anda have to do is type into the komentar section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ komentar I'll make a new artikel answering them with funny pictures and text!

This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.

 komentar now!
Comment now!
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#11: Swarm

Swarm is a a former Nazi scientist, named Fritz Von Meyer. He became Swarm after mutant bees devoured him.

#10: The Beetle

There are three different Beetles to choose from. They are Abner Jenkins, Leila Davis, and Janice Lincoln.

#9: The Molten Man

Molten Man was once named Mark Raxton, a scientist for Oscorp. His body was altered in a chemical explosion, causing him to be a villain made of fire.

#8: Hydro Man

Hydro Man was once known as Morris Bench, a man who worked on a shipyard, until he was genetically altered oleh radiation.

#7: Dr.Spencer Smythe and the labah-labah, laba-laba Slayers

Dr.Spencer Smythe...
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posted by -SkySplitter-
Legend of Zelda Rap: oleh Smosh

Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics.

Yeah, my name is Link, man
More well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh anda thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a f**king girl's name!)

I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice

(Hey, look, listen)
Hey look listen anda f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry

I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't anda think
Legend of Zelda?
Screw that!
Legend of Link!

[Chorus]
Cause he's the
L to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give...
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