1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear superman pajamas. superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a jantung attack. His jantung isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first anda don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on api with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
11.Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
12.Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried.
13.If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down
14.When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
15.The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.
16.Chuck Norris turns on a night light when he goes to bed. It's not because he's scared of the dark - it's Because the dark is scared of him.
17.If anda have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has lebih than you.
18.Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.
19.Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
20.Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
2. Some people wear superman pajamas. superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a jantung attack. His jantung isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first anda don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on api with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
11.Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
12.Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried.
13.If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down
14.When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
15.The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.
16.Chuck Norris turns on a night light when he goes to bed. It's not because he's scared of the dark - it's Because the dark is scared of him.
17.If anda have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has lebih than you.
18.Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.
19.Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
20.Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see anda again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I berkata YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do anda mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the tampil today! BYE! I HOPE anda ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the puncak, atas of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy beruang and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. anda hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as anda can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say anda were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a acak person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive anda cheated on me with that whore" and point to a acak girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If anda are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If anda are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz atau dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy beruang and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. anda hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as anda can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say anda were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a acak person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive anda cheated on me with that whore" and point to a acak girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If anda are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If anda are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz atau dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the selanjutnya week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told anda I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell anda again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can anda tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the selanjutnya week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told anda I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell anda again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can anda tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because anda cinta someone else doesn't mean anda have to break one lebih heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how anda look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, anda can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if anda dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who anda want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when anda can enjoy being who anda are.
-Alana
if anda let yourself down, anda let everyone behind anda down.
-Alana
your first cinta will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because anda cinta someone else doesn't mean anda have to break one lebih heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how anda look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, anda can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if anda dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who anda want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when anda can enjoy being who anda are.
-Alana
if anda let yourself down, anda let everyone behind anda down.
-Alana
your first cinta will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana