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posted by TruBerries
It's hilarious how some people get on the defensive when they hear atau see the word 'grammar' anywhere on the internet. Who am I kidding, the acak Club! I know a lot of people read the article, but obviously it must of hit a nerve, but I could careless because it wasn't put up to put people down and I know MOST of y'all just saw the judul and got upset. Oh, that's wrong, but it's okay to put up pertanyaan atau statements like ' I hope I"m pretty enough' (and don't say that it doesn't bother anda because a lot of y'all complained about those), 'I'm in cinta with someone I've met online. What should I do?'. Seriously? I,myself atau anybody else is not supposed to be annoyed about that, but we're not allowed to say how we feel on lebih serious issues like people being called out their names. Example, yesterday's populer topic was asked why are we girls so slutty? Something like THAT, I take offense to because every girl in the world is not a slut. Just because some girls dress provocatively doesn't mean that she's asking to get raped. In these days, women of self-respect seemed to be getting victimized oleh rape. Y'all don't get mad about stuff like that, but anda get mad at grammar. I can understand that some people can't read atau even write correctly atau people of another language just learning to speak English and I've berkata this crap in the article! What's lebih hilarious is that there are three pertanyaan about grammar on account one person started it and then two other people are going to post up the same question. I wasn't born yesterday and I know where those pertanyaan came from. I've written that artikel based upon requests and I'm not gonna apologize to anyone for being real. Like I berkata earlier, the artikel wasn't meant to put anyone down in anyway. Grow up and stop akting like your shoe size.
♥♥♥.............again found this.not oleh me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger atau a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American atau Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance atau anything else that might be considered ......
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
how anda chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what anda feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what anda do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i cinta the way anda know
who anda are and to me it's exciting
when anda know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...
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posted by Fangirl99
As Vanessa walked into the spooky house,she looked for Dr.Vamp.

"hello?is anybody here?hello?"

"Good evening,"a voice called out sounding a lot like Dracula.

"huh?whos that?"Vanessa asked the voice with no body.

"Turn around."called the voice

so she did,and turned to a white man with very pale skin,and red lip stick

"come,sit."said the white man,pointing to his chair.

"Hello,i am Dr.Vamp.Who do we have here?"

"My name is Vanessa Colorado,and ive been experiencing strange behavior."

"mhm,like what?"

"well,at school today,i bit someones arm"

"Did blood come out"

"a little"

"were there marks?"

" yes,tiny ones,though."...
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 cinta them :D
LOVE them :D
Angela's POV

Days passed one oleh one, and my cinta for Jacob got even bigger. It's almost a tahun since I'm here.Now I know everybody in Forks. Alexandra became my best friends, and she's the only one that knows my secret. There's too much jeli girls, but he didn't cheat on me as long as I know. Actually he says he loves me lebih every day. And I think he means it. Bella is really nice to me, and I try to be nice to her. Her boyfriend, Edward (the vampire) left her. I would die if Jacob would do something like that to me. Last night I dreamed Edward..or at least he says he is Edward. We were in...
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posted by boomerlover
A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps selanjutnya to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy anda another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This hari is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police berkata that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in tempat tidur with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, anda tampil up and drink my poison."
Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of jeruk, orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your makan malam with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in acak spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone anda meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...
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posted by lilred96
Mysterious love

-chapter two-


That night he was all I could think about.Him and his eyes.After a few jam I fell asleep and woke up oleh the sound of my alarm,then I heared my father call me over and over i guess I had fallen asleep again.Then I got up and threw on a kemeja that had some sort of judul on it I could not read because it was worn out.Then I went too my dresser too find some pants after I put my old converse on I went down stairs too see my father sitting there drinking coffee."dad what are anda doing here aren't anda supposed too be a work?"
"no i am staying here too have breakfast...
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posted by milorox18
1. I cinta the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I cinta the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I cinta the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I cinta the way anda look at me.

5. I cinta how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I cinta the way I can’t imagine a hari without anda in my life.

7. I cinta the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I cinta the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I cinta the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I cinta how I know you’ll always be there when I need anda to be.

11....
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posted by simpleplan
1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, anda answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, anda answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, anda answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, anda say “is that so?”
5. If anda so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher anda did not turn in your homework because anda were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...
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posted by smileypop9
1.When anda walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a alat pendingin, pendingin that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up daftar is on my meja tulis, meja for the part anda would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up daftar on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When anda sleep over never boss me around in tempat tidur unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If anda don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” atau “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If anda want sex, just ask. (In case anda didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with lebih than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are anda busy?" atau "Are anda doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes anda make me so mad i wanna throw anda in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style anda wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally...
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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make anda tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are anda remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with anda when you're with your friends.

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11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves anda more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her friends say i cinta her lebih than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
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42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that anda talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...
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posted by fencingrocks
No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If anda want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while yang lalu and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask anda somethingand i want anda to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how anda feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want anda to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi atau Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog food is a beautiful thing to watch when anda are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when anda sleeeeeep.

13. Bye berkata Santa while eating Blitzen.
posted by IsabellaMCullen
I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall dinding and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 detik and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....
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