I found this on the internet is so funny read and enjoy and if anda like it the credit is not for me so have fun!
Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because anda have the plate he usually eats from.”
A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.
The selanjutnya hari the man calls again and asks for the boss.
“I told anda “the wife replies, “He died last week”
The selanjutnya hari again he calls again and once lebih asks to speak to his boss, oleh this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
“I’ve already told anda twice, my husband, your boss, died last week! Why do anda keep calling?”
“Coz……”he replied laughing, “I just cinta hearing it……………………”
Surd “excuse me sir, what time is it?”
Man: its 3:15
Surd (puzzled look on his face) “you know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that pertanyaan all day, and each time I get a different answer”.
Teacher: what are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know
Teacher: they are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?
Student: they are called Germs.
Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because anda have the plate he usually eats from.”
A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.
The selanjutnya hari the man calls again and asks for the boss.
“I told anda “the wife replies, “He died last week”
The selanjutnya hari again he calls again and once lebih asks to speak to his boss, oleh this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
“I’ve already told anda twice, my husband, your boss, died last week! Why do anda keep calling?”
“Coz……”he replied laughing, “I just cinta hearing it……………………”
Surd “excuse me sir, what time is it?”
Man: its 3:15
Surd (puzzled look on his face) “you know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that pertanyaan all day, and each time I get a different answer”.
Teacher: what are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know
Teacher: they are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?
Student: they are called Germs.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their food (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
Ok so me and my friend cinta the mall but what makes it lebih fun are the following
-When your lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could anda please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When anda go into a store adress your friend oleh a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if anda go into one of those store that plays the musik REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but anda and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about acak things. like terrorists atau something
Have fun with friends at the mall!
-When your lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could anda please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When anda go into a store adress your friend oleh a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if anda go into one of those store that plays the musik REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but anda and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about acak things. like terrorists atau something
Have fun with friends at the mall!