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Are anda saying that I'm not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?
hey dad, are there any openings at your office?
I'm converting!
I'm coming out of the closet! Just kidding...hello? hello, anyone there?
I don't know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.
Who are anda again?
Mom, anda too can be saved.
I need lebih money for my gambling ring.
Hold on a second, I have to get rid of the body.
Have anda ever tried Vivarin! I mean a lot of it at once! It's amazing. I wrote two papers, memorized the Spanish to English dictionary, made sis a sweater, invented a new way to dry laundry, and I- my, my heart.. I can't bre-
From now on, you'll call me Mohammed.
I'd cinta to talk to you, but I have lebih important things in my life to do.
Is it possible to get a 12-year old girl pregnant?
hey mom, anda know how anda and dad got married at 20, well...
This is my halaman awal away from home. I have new friends, and a family here with two kids and - um, forget what I just said.
And I joined the Republican party!
I just can't take it anymore. The pressure! The Pressure! Aaaaaaaaaaah! (Click)
Mom, send me some neosporin. I seem to have a lot of cold sores.
When are anda coming to visit! I really want to see you!
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 detik AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The selanjutnya morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her jubah and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
posted by Midnight__Sun
Why is it that when someone tells anda that there are over a billion stars in the universe, anda believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, anda have to touch it to make sure?

In case anda needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:



1. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)


2. On a bag of Fritos -- anda could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?


3. On some Swanson Frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion:...
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