1.When anda walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.
2.Before your science class starts, put a alat pendingin, pendingin that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up daftar is on my meja tulis, meja for the part anda would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up daftar on her desk.
3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it doesn't shrug and let the teacher continue. do this several times. get angrier each time. As anda leave the class yell at the cactus "i can't believe anda embarrassed me AGAIN." this is a fun prank.
4.Ask permission for everything. Ask if it's ok to blow your nose, sharpen your pencil, use the bathroom, etc. If anda can get the whole class in on it, the period will be gone in no time.
5.Pass a note saying: isn't learning a wonderful thing? Make sure the teacher sees it and takes it away. When the teacher sees it they will be really confused.
6.Write F _ _ k on your arm atau binder with a marker, and if a teacher (or principal) gives anda trouble just say: "It doesn't say a bad word". Then fill in the blanks with a pencil atau pen to spell words like "funk","fork","fink", atau "flak". Then go to say:"you have such a negative outlook" and walk away.
7.Make a buzzing noise like a bug is in the room. then get up really fast and start throwing your stuff like your trying to kill it and scream IM GOING TO GET YOU!!!! and still carry on with the bug noise. it works.
8.Get into class, and turn your meja tulis, meja completely to the opposite of the teacher, atau the board, and act like everything is normal until the teacher asks anda to turn around. Then go sit on the floor.
9.when the teachere turns his/her back scream like a cat in heat when they turn around act like nothing happened ;P
10.When your teacher turns around to write on the board every body hide under the desk, then if they ask what anda are doing every body reply there are tying their shoe laces
11.After anda get your assignment, do it. Then, tell the teacher anda lost your homework, and get another. Get as many as possible, doing them all, and turn them all in under make- believe names.
12.a fun school prank: get in trouble, then when u get sent outta the room atau something, yell YESS! it really ticks the teacher off, and when anda have to come in, say you're having too much fun outside.
13.When they give anda homework, do it. Then the selanjutnya day, ask pertanyaan aout every single problem. Get friends to help with this and possibly get the teacher to explain a problem multiple times. While they scribbling on the bored, feel free to talk amoungst yourselves.
14.Get some farm animals, paint 1, 2, and 4 on them and set them loose. Wait for teachers to cari for the one with a 3 on it, which isn't there.
15.Bring a lot of bird seed and throw it around the parking lot and near teacher cars. Wait for the birds to come and crap all over everything.
16.Get a lot of styrofoam bubbles and throw it in the ventilation system, then turn it on. Should snow all over the inside of the building.
17.put a sign on the door saying 'new teachers needed'.
18.bang your head on the meja tulis, meja (gently) and make noises like "no, stop that, get out of my head!" like your crazy atau something.
19.make weird noises when the teacher's back is turned. when he turns around again act like nothing happened.
20.hang up the teachers chair against the dinding atau door atau blackboard.
21.play sports with old fermented sandwiches atau other food.
22.if the teacher checks your homework and anda dont have it, fake a panic attack atau go crazy.
23.Say that anda have an eye infection and that anda won't be able to do any work atau study. If they don't believe you, say it can only be seen under a microscope.
24.Change the keys around on the keyboard in computer class. anda can also change the keyboard mapping via control panel. Change it to Dvorak atau something else that will confuse the hell out of everyone.
25.Ask stupid pertanyaan like "How are bayi made", even if anda already know the answer. Then keep asking "why" to every answer the teacher comes up with.
26.When the teacher gives anda a worksheet, sniff it really loudly and say that it smells funny, and ask if anda could get a new one instead.
27.Keep on asking questions, and no matter how well the teacher explains it, keep saying "I still don't get it". Get a friend to help anda with this one, then eventually anda can say "Oh OK I get it now!", and then your friend asks something else to get the teacher going again.
28.If anda can speak lebih than one language, pretend you're stuck in that language and can't speak English anymore. So anda answer all pertanyaan in the other language, even if nobody else understands it.
29.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, just keep your hand up and stare at them. atau say anda were just stretching your arm atau something.
30.When the teacher is taking a long time to explain something that's actually simple, wait for him/her to finish, and then when they're done, yell something weird like "But I still don't get it! How did the dinosaurus die out then?!". atau anda could yell something else like "But I still don't understand how bayi are made!" atau "That still doesn't explain why the sky is blue!" atau "But where did Atlantis come from then?!". Try to ask something that is offtopic, but still sort of related to the subject at hand.
31.In the middle of class, start bernyanyi retarded things like the Teletubbies tune atau something. atau act like you're a Teletubby.
32.When the teacher gives anda a new assignment, yell out "That's enough! Now I'm going on strike! The labour laws in this place are ridiculous!". Even better, make a protest sign with something like "UNFAIR TEACHER" written on it and hold it up whenever your teacher gives assignments.
33.Draw a smiley face on the floor with chalk, and when the teacher steps on it, scream: "NOOO! anda just killed Kenny!"
34.Insist on calling your teacher oleh their first name, and if they ask anda to stop, then insist that they refer to anda as Mr atau Miss (insert your last name here).
35.If anda don't feel like doing some really annoying assignment, insist that anda turned it in even if anda didn't. Maybe the teacher will then think that they lost it and give anda a passing grade because they feel responsible for losing it.
36.Tell the teacher anda will no longer be requiring their services because you've decided anda want to become a hobo when anda grow up.
37.Every time the teacher states a fact, ask him atau her to prove it. Insist that anda won't blindly believe everything the teacher says and that anda need proof.
38.Buy birthday balloons for your teacher when it isn't their birthday, then sing happy birthday to them and ask what they want for their birthday, ask how old they are, etc. Basically just talk about the teacher for as long as possible.
39.If your teacher comes to get your homework, start having a fake panic attack, either make it as realistic as possible, atau as sarcastic as possible. If anda actually do have your homework, do the panic attack anyway, and then at the last detik go all like "OH! Here it is!" and hand it in as if nothing had happened.
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2.Before your science class starts, put a alat pendingin, pendingin that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up daftar is on my meja tulis, meja for the part anda would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up daftar on her desk.
3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it doesn't shrug and let the teacher continue. do this several times. get angrier each time. As anda leave the class yell at the cactus "i can't believe anda embarrassed me AGAIN." this is a fun prank.
4.Ask permission for everything. Ask if it's ok to blow your nose, sharpen your pencil, use the bathroom, etc. If anda can get the whole class in on it, the period will be gone in no time.
5.Pass a note saying: isn't learning a wonderful thing? Make sure the teacher sees it and takes it away. When the teacher sees it they will be really confused.
6.Write F _ _ k on your arm atau binder with a marker, and if a teacher (or principal) gives anda trouble just say: "It doesn't say a bad word". Then fill in the blanks with a pencil atau pen to spell words like "funk","fork","fink", atau "flak". Then go to say:"you have such a negative outlook" and walk away.
7.Make a buzzing noise like a bug is in the room. then get up really fast and start throwing your stuff like your trying to kill it and scream IM GOING TO GET YOU!!!! and still carry on with the bug noise. it works.
8.Get into class, and turn your meja tulis, meja completely to the opposite of the teacher, atau the board, and act like everything is normal until the teacher asks anda to turn around. Then go sit on the floor.
9.when the teachere turns his/her back scream like a cat in heat when they turn around act like nothing happened ;P
10.When your teacher turns around to write on the board every body hide under the desk, then if they ask what anda are doing every body reply there are tying their shoe laces
11.After anda get your assignment, do it. Then, tell the teacher anda lost your homework, and get another. Get as many as possible, doing them all, and turn them all in under make- believe names.
12.a fun school prank: get in trouble, then when u get sent outta the room atau something, yell YESS! it really ticks the teacher off, and when anda have to come in, say you're having too much fun outside.
13.When they give anda homework, do it. Then the selanjutnya day, ask pertanyaan aout every single problem. Get friends to help with this and possibly get the teacher to explain a problem multiple times. While they scribbling on the bored, feel free to talk amoungst yourselves.
14.Get some farm animals, paint 1, 2, and 4 on them and set them loose. Wait for teachers to cari for the one with a 3 on it, which isn't there.
15.Bring a lot of bird seed and throw it around the parking lot and near teacher cars. Wait for the birds to come and crap all over everything.
16.Get a lot of styrofoam bubbles and throw it in the ventilation system, then turn it on. Should snow all over the inside of the building.
17.put a sign on the door saying 'new teachers needed'.
18.bang your head on the meja tulis, meja (gently) and make noises like "no, stop that, get out of my head!" like your crazy atau something.
19.make weird noises when the teacher's back is turned. when he turns around again act like nothing happened.
20.hang up the teachers chair against the dinding atau door atau blackboard.
21.play sports with old fermented sandwiches atau other food.
22.if the teacher checks your homework and anda dont have it, fake a panic attack atau go crazy.
23.Say that anda have an eye infection and that anda won't be able to do any work atau study. If they don't believe you, say it can only be seen under a microscope.
24.Change the keys around on the keyboard in computer class. anda can also change the keyboard mapping via control panel. Change it to Dvorak atau something else that will confuse the hell out of everyone.
25.Ask stupid pertanyaan like "How are bayi made", even if anda already know the answer. Then keep asking "why" to every answer the teacher comes up with.
26.When the teacher gives anda a worksheet, sniff it really loudly and say that it smells funny, and ask if anda could get a new one instead.
27.Keep on asking questions, and no matter how well the teacher explains it, keep saying "I still don't get it". Get a friend to help anda with this one, then eventually anda can say "Oh OK I get it now!", and then your friend asks something else to get the teacher going again.
28.If anda can speak lebih than one language, pretend you're stuck in that language and can't speak English anymore. So anda answer all pertanyaan in the other language, even if nobody else understands it.
29.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, just keep your hand up and stare at them. atau say anda were just stretching your arm atau something.
30.When the teacher is taking a long time to explain something that's actually simple, wait for him/her to finish, and then when they're done, yell something weird like "But I still don't get it! How did the dinosaurus die out then?!". atau anda could yell something else like "But I still don't understand how bayi are made!" atau "That still doesn't explain why the sky is blue!" atau "But where did Atlantis come from then?!". Try to ask something that is offtopic, but still sort of related to the subject at hand.
31.In the middle of class, start bernyanyi retarded things like the Teletubbies tune atau something. atau act like you're a Teletubby.
32.When the teacher gives anda a new assignment, yell out "That's enough! Now I'm going on strike! The labour laws in this place are ridiculous!". Even better, make a protest sign with something like "UNFAIR TEACHER" written on it and hold it up whenever your teacher gives assignments.
33.Draw a smiley face on the floor with chalk, and when the teacher steps on it, scream: "NOOO! anda just killed Kenny!"
34.Insist on calling your teacher oleh their first name, and if they ask anda to stop, then insist that they refer to anda as Mr atau Miss (insert your last name here).
35.If anda don't feel like doing some really annoying assignment, insist that anda turned it in even if anda didn't. Maybe the teacher will then think that they lost it and give anda a passing grade because they feel responsible for losing it.
36.Tell the teacher anda will no longer be requiring their services because you've decided anda want to become a hobo when anda grow up.
37.Every time the teacher states a fact, ask him atau her to prove it. Insist that anda won't blindly believe everything the teacher says and that anda need proof.
38.Buy birthday balloons for your teacher when it isn't their birthday, then sing happy birthday to them and ask what they want for their birthday, ask how old they are, etc. Basically just talk about the teacher for as long as possible.
39.If your teacher comes to get your homework, start having a fake panic attack, either make it as realistic as possible, atau as sarcastic as possible. If anda actually do have your homework, do the panic attack anyway, and then at the last detik go all like "OH! Here it is!" and hand it in as if nothing had happened.
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Hope anda enjoyed!!
Alpha kenny body
1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)
I won a math debate
2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)
Eye map ness
3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness
Write this down on paper and anda have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)
Eye Emma rate hard
4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)
Eye M egg ay
5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay
(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)
I won a math debate
2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)
Eye map ness
3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness
Write this down on paper and anda have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)
Eye Emma rate hard
4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)
Eye M egg ay
5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay
(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
