lol I found this on the internet.
INTERESTING FACTS
1. If anda yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, anda would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
2. If anda fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's lebih like it)
3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my selanjutnya life I want to be a pig)
(How'd they figure this out, and why?)
4. Banging your head against a dinding uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still can't get over that pig thing)
(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)
5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmm........)
7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do anda membagi, split the difference?)
8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)
9. Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)
10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can anda imagine?? And why pigs?)
12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
(Creepy)
13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex oleh ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the....)
(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)
14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my selanjutnya life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
15. kupu-kupu taste with their feet.
(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)
16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
17. Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Interesting Facts II
1. nyamuk repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
2. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
3. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
4. No piece of paper can be folded in half lebih than 7 times.
5. Donkeys kill lebih people annually than plane crashes.
6. anda burn lebih calories sleeping than anda do watching television.
7. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age atau older.
8. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
9. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
10. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 oleh eliminating 1 zaitun from each salad served in first-class.
12. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
13. Apples, not caffeine, are lebih efficient at waking anda up in the morning.
14. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
15. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
17. Michael Jordan makes lebih money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
18. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. (rumor)
19. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
20. Walt disney was afraid of mice.
21. Pearls melt in vinegar.
22. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
23. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
24. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
25. A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why. (Or does it? link)
26. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled oleh horses. The kuda were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
27. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.' The detik was William Jefferson Clinton.
28. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
29. kupu-kupu taste with their feet.
30. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases lebih energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
31. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
32. On average people fear spiders lebih than they do death.
33. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
34. Elephants are the only binatang that can't jump.
35. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 atau older.
36. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
37. It's physically impossible for anda to lick your elbow. (or can you? link http://www.uvm.edu/~dfisher1/random/elbow2.jpg)
38. The Main perpustakaan at Indiana universitas sinks over an inch every tahun because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the buku that would occupy the building.
39. A siput can sleep for three years.
40. No word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.'
41. Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
42. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!
43. The electric chair was invented oleh a dentist.
44. All polar bears are left handed.
45. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
46. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
47. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
48. 'Go', is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
49. If barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
50. A buaya cannot stick its tongue out.
51. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
52. Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
INTERESTING FACTS
1. If anda yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, anda would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
2. If anda fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's lebih like it)
3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my selanjutnya life I want to be a pig)
(How'd they figure this out, and why?)
4. Banging your head against a dinding uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still can't get over that pig thing)
(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)
5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmm........)
7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do anda membagi, split the difference?)
8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)
9. Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)
10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can anda imagine?? And why pigs?)
12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
(Creepy)
13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex oleh ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the....)
(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)
14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my selanjutnya life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
15. kupu-kupu taste with their feet.
(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)
16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
17. Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Interesting Facts II
1. nyamuk repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
2. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
3. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
4. No piece of paper can be folded in half lebih than 7 times.
5. Donkeys kill lebih people annually than plane crashes.
6. anda burn lebih calories sleeping than anda do watching television.
7. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age atau older.
8. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
9. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
10. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 oleh eliminating 1 zaitun from each salad served in first-class.
12. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
13. Apples, not caffeine, are lebih efficient at waking anda up in the morning.
14. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
15. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
17. Michael Jordan makes lebih money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
18. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. (rumor)
19. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
20. Walt disney was afraid of mice.
21. Pearls melt in vinegar.
22. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
23. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
24. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
25. A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why. (Or does it? link)
26. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled oleh horses. The kuda were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
27. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.' The detik was William Jefferson Clinton.
28. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
29. kupu-kupu taste with their feet.
30. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases lebih energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
31. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
32. On average people fear spiders lebih than they do death.
33. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
34. Elephants are the only binatang that can't jump.
35. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 atau older.
36. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
37. It's physically impossible for anda to lick your elbow. (or can you? link http://www.uvm.edu/~dfisher1/random/elbow2.jpg)
38. The Main perpustakaan at Indiana universitas sinks over an inch every tahun because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the buku that would occupy the building.
39. A siput can sleep for three years.
40. No word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.'
41. Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
42. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!
43. The electric chair was invented oleh a dentist.
44. All polar bears are left handed.
45. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
46. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
47. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
48. 'Go', is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
49. If barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
50. A buaya cannot stick its tongue out.
51. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
52. Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!
Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.
A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, anda can't lose!!!!!!!
2. anda just KNOW his fangirls are gonna gabung your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give anda an advantage!!!!!!! anda can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF anda WANT!!!!!!!!!
And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!
Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.
A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, anda can't lose!!!!!!!
2. anda just KNOW his fangirls are gonna gabung your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give anda an advantage!!!!!!! anda can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF anda WANT!!!!!!!!!
And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!
Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
Passion unsustainable
My jantung beats faster and faster whenever your
near,
Only to come to a cold stop when she passes by
My tears will go on forever
My smile isn’t real
And my jantung is membagi, split in two
Every thought I ever had about anda are buzzing in my head
I pray one hari i'll be under your arm
Holding your hand
ciuman your lips
I hope one hari anda dry my tears
See right through my fake smile
And repair my broken heart
Hi I'm Chelsea I Was Born December 3 1996 in Dallas Texas I'm 14 Years Old!! Now I'm Living In Brazil!! ...... I'm Kinda Tall I Way 107 Pounds ......I'm White With Blond Hair Hazel Eyes ..... My favorit Tv Shows Are Wizards Of Waverly Place Drake&Josh Of Course My favorit Singers Are Justin Bieber Selena Gomez itik jantan, drake Bell!☆ ..... My favorit Songs Are Selena Gomez Round & Round Justin Bieber Baby itik jantan, drake bel, bell Our cinta My motto I cinta Being Alive :☆ ....,More Just Message Me In My kotak masuk Thanks Ooh Please Comment
1.NEVER right a poem about them at your birthday party in front of every one
2.dont cheat on them u will be sorry
3.be honest
4.right down the hari u met dated and be came a thing to let him now u care
5.never act crazy (that mean no 50 cups of coffe)
6.spend time with him
anda can trust me on this :)
7.he brakes up with u well i tryed mabey u dint follow my tips :3 cant help u there >:3
good luck anda SAW NOTHING
NOTHING I TELL U >:3 NOTHING i have had lots of boyfriends my life i dumped them cuz there asses so i am taking my brake
