I found this and I think some of them are hilarious xD
Prank Call Idea #1
This is an oldie and I have been the victim for the same!
anda call up the person and ask for a person name Joey. Since there really is no Joey, the obvious answer would be, ‘You’ve got the wrong number’! Call up the person many times during the hari atau week and disguise your voice in varied accents and ask for Joey. After a few days, call up your victim and say, ‘This is Joey. Have anda taken any messages for me?’ I am sure the person at the end of the line would probably want to strangle anda with the telephone wire because I had wished to do the same!
Prank Call Idea #2
Call up the local Chinese eat out and insist on ordering some American fast food and why they should include it in the menu! Throw a tantrum!
Prank Call Idea #3
Here’s another funny and irritating prank call idea. The conversation should go as follows. The person who picks up the line would obviously say-
‘Hello’
You: ‘Hello?’
‘Yes?’
You: ‘How may I help you, Sir?’
‘Excuse me, anda are the one who just called me!’
You: ‘Sorry sir, but anda have just called me.’
‘No, anda are the one who has called me.’
You: ‘You’d better reveal name atau else I will have to hang up’
The person may hang up and anda can also do the needful.
anda can call the same person up after some time and say-
You: ‘It’s anda again! I would have to laporan anda to the cops!’ This is bound to leave your caller exasperated and clueless about what is going on!
Prank Call Idea #4
anda call up your victim and pretend to be an engineer from the phone service. Say that the phone lines have been giving some problem and anda would like to test the voice quality. Select a few stupid phrases and make your victim repeat the same for voice testing!
Prank Call Idea #5
Call up your victim and pretend to be an DJ from the local radio station. Say the recording is being played live and ask your victim to answer three pertanyaan to win a weekend trip to a happening destination. Make a daftar of naughty atau funny pertanyaan and embarrass him/her!
Prank Call Idea #6
Call up your victim and pretend your call is from a website that has confirmed the bookings ordered oleh the berkata person. The person is bound to object to any such order, anda can argue and insist for the remainder payment for the berkata number of goods! And insist upon the delivering the same immediately.
Prank Call Idea #1
This is an oldie and I have been the victim for the same!
anda call up the person and ask for a person name Joey. Since there really is no Joey, the obvious answer would be, ‘You’ve got the wrong number’! Call up the person many times during the hari atau week and disguise your voice in varied accents and ask for Joey. After a few days, call up your victim and say, ‘This is Joey. Have anda taken any messages for me?’ I am sure the person at the end of the line would probably want to strangle anda with the telephone wire because I had wished to do the same!
Prank Call Idea #2
Call up the local Chinese eat out and insist on ordering some American fast food and why they should include it in the menu! Throw a tantrum!
Prank Call Idea #3
Here’s another funny and irritating prank call idea. The conversation should go as follows. The person who picks up the line would obviously say-
‘Hello’
You: ‘Hello?’
‘Yes?’
You: ‘How may I help you, Sir?’
‘Excuse me, anda are the one who just called me!’
You: ‘Sorry sir, but anda have just called me.’
‘No, anda are the one who has called me.’
You: ‘You’d better reveal name atau else I will have to hang up’
The person may hang up and anda can also do the needful.
anda can call the same person up after some time and say-
You: ‘It’s anda again! I would have to laporan anda to the cops!’ This is bound to leave your caller exasperated and clueless about what is going on!
Prank Call Idea #4
anda call up your victim and pretend to be an engineer from the phone service. Say that the phone lines have been giving some problem and anda would like to test the voice quality. Select a few stupid phrases and make your victim repeat the same for voice testing!
Prank Call Idea #5
Call up your victim and pretend to be an DJ from the local radio station. Say the recording is being played live and ask your victim to answer three pertanyaan to win a weekend trip to a happening destination. Make a daftar of naughty atau funny pertanyaan and embarrass him/her!
Prank Call Idea #6
Call up your victim and pretend your call is from a website that has confirmed the bookings ordered oleh the berkata person. The person is bound to object to any such order, anda can argue and insist for the remainder payment for the berkata number of goods! And insist upon the delivering the same immediately.
Okay. Most of anda probably don't know of Razor, but many of us old-timers do. Razor is basically an internet terrorist. Bigger than a troll. He'll do anything he can to destroy someone. Everyone HATES HIM. HE IS A VANDAL. HE IS A SPAMMER. HE IS A SOCKPUPPET.
HE
IS
DANGEROUS!!!
We need to DESTROY him! He even says that his old IP was block! WE NEED TO laporan HIM!!! WE NEED TO BLOCK HIM FROM THE INTERNET AGAIN!!! BEFORE HE DESTROYS THIS GENERATION!!!
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HE
IS
DANGEROUS!!!
We need to DESTROY him! He even says that his old IP was block! WE NEED TO laporan HIM!!! WE NEED TO BLOCK HIM FROM THE INTERNET AGAIN!!! BEFORE HE DESTROYS THIS GENERATION!!!
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(Don't be offended oleh my constant swearing, you're on the internet for God's sake. I also call all my friends "bitches")
See that link up there? I joined that club because I think there are too many trolls on the internet. And while some trolls are just here for lols, most are very annoying and, on many cases, cyber-bullies.
Me and my cousins used to have our own group called the Invader Brigade, and this club reminds of our old group. So lets get this club up and running again! WHO IS WITH ME!?
(Don't be offended oleh my constant swearing, you're on the internet for God's sake. I also call all my friends "bitches")
See that link up there? I joined that club because I think there are too many trolls on the internet. And while some trolls are just here for lols, most are very annoying and, on many cases, cyber-bullies.
Me and my cousins used to have our own group called the Invader Brigade, and this club reminds of our old group. So lets get this club up and running again! WHO IS WITH ME!?
Yo Mama House Is So Small
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.
Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty anda can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.
Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.
Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty anda can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.
Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
usually i write about banana's and sheep's, but there is something eles that has been bothering me
i mean i went to school and someone said;
" jam!!! give me dat gum? atau i shank u. k??!!"
so i natrually thought, poor kid must be hungry and as soon as i get in i will ring social services saying that he had been starved. so anyway i gave him the gum and waited there for 5 MIN'S. and then he said;
"what u looking at lankey, do i know you?? no so scram fam"
i replied that his grammer is terrible and that i could give him a number for a private tutor. he took it the wrong way. after getting beat up (none of this happened oleh the way it is how some people act) he berkata something in a different language;
"if u dare touch my terve again i will flippy floppy to u and fump lump your mum"
i replied are anda sure anda don't want that private tutor?
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