acak Article: 10 Annoying things to do in an Elevator

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posted by ciaraluvsjustin

1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your tas kantor, tas atau purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person selanjutnya to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.

deathding and CassiLuvsBrndon like this

Darkshine I do 3 all the time.

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added by FutureDancer

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anda Are Perfect Just The Way anda Are...

posted by cuteypuffgirl

pujian to my friend, anda know who anda are, for the idea and the inspiration. Thank anda so much, anda are awesome :)

Perfection.
That's a word all of us have, atau will have, tried to accomplish. I'm pretty sure one of anda out there's trying to be the puncak, atas of the class atau puncak, atas of your sports team atau getting the attention of someone atau trying to make your parents proud atau something. And I'm pretty sure once atau twice one of us has failed. We've all felt insecure at one point, felt misery, darkness and pain. We've all felt the need to take our lives away atau draw blood atau run away atau something of that...

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75 things to do in a car

posted by karpach_13

Fake carsickness.

Lean back in your kursi on the person behind you.
Ask. Are we there yet? Every 5 Minutes.

Have arguments with someone in the car.

Stick your head out the window like a dog.

Sing with the radio loudly even if anda don’t know the words.

Actually get carsick.

Play with every gadget anda find in the car.

Have belching contests.

Accelerate and brake every 4 seconds.

Count to 10 before going at a stop sign.

Run a yellow light but change your mind while anda still can.

Drive down the left turn lane.

Slow down when anda see a sign that says, “bridge may be icy,” especially in the dead of summer....

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Dont let my smile fool ya

posted by cute20k

Im swimming through the shadows
Try to escape from my fears
It's okay I'm fine
Ignore my tears.

Im dashing down the never ending hall
They might as well paint my fears on the wall
Whose gonna catch me when I fall
When I trip
Over the darkness

And don't let my smile fool ya
Cuz im just too sad to cry and
On the inside I am dyin'

Its like Im dying in my sleep
Im slowly killed oleh my dreams
Just remember that everything's never as it seems..

I could cry but say everything's alright
I'll just smile to get through the night.

Everything may look like it's going okay
But u can look past my smile
And its like nothings...

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58 Real Newspaper Headlines

posted by Shelly_McShelly

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