HOW CAN SHAVING CREAM BE SO FLAMMABLE

Because of the chemicals.

And THAT is one of the many reasons why we use whipped cream during sex.

Dude,why can it NOT be?

Because Cream doesn't want to be shaved. Apparently she has an emotional pressure point when it comes to that. That nice, cute little rabbit becomes so furious... She just really likes being nice and furry, I guess.
But Cheese doesn't have any hair at all. Does that make anda feel better?

C:<

It's okay, the really convenient wind blew it out!

just do the windy thing
itll all be ok

The wind blew the api out and the salamanders have been saved.

Fuck barbasol bombs.