write a quick story contains these:

My monkey fucked my grandma one hari in her swimming pool with the radio on so loud the rock musik covered the screams XD

Uh...its Grandma is a swimming,rock musik playing monkey...?
Whaaa?

I was in a zoo full of monkeys with my grandma. She wanted to go swimming with the monkeys but I told her "DON'T DO IT!" But she couldn't hear me because of the loud rock musik that was playing on her iPod so she ran over to the monkeys and went swimming. Then one monkey mencuri her teeth so she went after it and she ran back to me with the monkey's teeth...

the end

once upon a time, there was a monkey called Bananaz that dreamed on being a rock bintang some day. All the other monkeys laughed at him. He was a god dammit monkey!! How could he became a rock star?? so one night he saw a shooting bintang and he wished he could become a rock star!
thenhewenttosleep ಠ_ಠ
on the selanjutnya day, when he woke up, he was on a giant rino with an old lady driving it. An old lady dressed in red! then she said: GOOD MORNING!!
and the monkey fell of the rino...
so He FELL INTO THE SEA!! But he saw something! there was an island!!!! So he swam to the island! wooooh hoooow!!
When he reached the island he heard...something...a beautiful sound was coming out of the jungle! what was that? so he went inside the jungle...and that beautiful sound was... ROCK MUSIC!! And there were lots of binatang playing instruments etc etc etc...he found out that that island was a island for binatang with impossible dreams bla bla bla... AND HE WAS VERY HAPPY AND VERY populer AND VERY RICH AND VERY HEALTHY AND VERY EVERYTHING!!

THE END...... oh...and that lady on the rino was grandma Claus!!!

Grandma bought a monkey which could play rock musik and swim, then they both went halaman awal and were swimming. Thank anda very much, the end.

One hari my grandma was driving me to the zoo, then i changed the radio staion to some rock musik station, she then hit me with a cane and told me to change it to the 60's channel. once we got to the zoo, i went straight to the allligator section, for some reason there was a monkey in that part of the zoo... the alligator spotted the monkey and tried to eat it, i accendtly fell in the alligator section and had to swim away from any alligators before i died. then once i got out of there my grandma greated me with............................................................................................................................. pie

I have a very weird family, mainly because my grandma is a monkey. One hari when I went swimming she turned up wearing a red bikini and a rubber ring that played rock music. 5 detik later after she had entered the water the rubber ring went faulty and gave her an electric shock, which killed her.