Today, in my english class we spent a good twenty menit to pronounce the word facetious. Finally a girl in my class berkata "Wow, thats a mouthful!" I swear to god I hear my 60 tahun old teacher mutter "thats what she said." Made my MONTH. MLIA.
(Credit to
link)
Do anda like bananas? EVERYBODY likes bananas! If it weren't for the mystical pisang of mysteries, we wouldn't have any radios atau toothpaste! PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY BANANA!!! And don't forget to drink your llama milk!
Never insert celana dalam, celana into a toaster. No good things come from it. I have much experience with this.
Two dinosaurus were sitting on an island when they saw Noah's ark pass by. One looks at the other and says, "Oh shit! That was today?!"
If apel, apple made an iTouch for kids, it would be called iTouch Kids.