History of Garchomp in Competitive Pokemon (Gens 4-6)

i was with my lugia in sevrel places, it always hated being around me. i later brung lugia to the dragons' sarang, den during the time my rival was training his pokemon. when lugia was selanjutnya to him, i spoke to lugia and it berkata lugia cheeks were rosy and there was a heart. i talked to lugia again and it hugged my rival. then lugia danced al happily. it was wierd. i left to the entrance of the dragons' sarang, den and lugia started to not like me again. i did the same thing to ho-oh (who loves me) and ho-oh didnt like my rival like lugia did...

1.tell him that his thing (you know what im talking about) is tiny.

2.tell his that Ketchum think's he is gay (me:yeah, Ash gets hurt)

3.steal his hair gel

4.tell his fangirls that Gary is no longer strait, but now gay.

5.tell him that his hair is lopsided

6.delete every piece of data from his research

7.steal his convertable

8.follow him chanting "Gary, Gary, he is lame. If anda are lamer ...... wow i feel sorry for anda than"

9.ditch him on a date

10.send a cinta letter to Misty, signed Gary

11.watch Misty beating up Gary with her mallet

12.claim that anda paid everybody to cinta him (Me:poor Gary)

13.tell him that he has been replaced oleh Paul

14. (if anda are a girl) ciuman him then say "well that was a huge let down"

15 ........ die his hair jeruk nipis, kapur green (Me: please do not ask, cuz i dont have an answer)

16. shave "YOU FAIL" in Gary's beautiful hair XD