Black and white material

one-woman man's what I wanna be
To stay oleh her side so faithfully
I would if I could, but it's just no good
'Cause there's two perfect girls for me

Ha! Ha! Ha! All right!

Jenny, oh Jenny!
Joy, oh Joy!
A one-woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me

Oh, yeah!

Officer Jenny, oh, can't anda see
You can lock me up and throw away the key?
Jenny, if lovin' you's a crime
Then sentence me now and I'll do the time

My uniform beauty is simply the best
She's got my jantung under house arrest
But before that cop names me her boy
I'm head-over-heels (He's head-over-heels)
I'm head-over-heels for...

It was the start of my journey....I had dreams about becoming the best pokemon trainer to ever exist! But I knew I couldn't do it oleh myself... *Mom calls Gannon over* "Gannon anda have mail from Prof. Oak!" I came rushing down the stairs as soon as I heard his name. "Really?" *Mom hands me the mail* "Hmm...let's see what it says..."
Hello!
It is time for anda too start your journey!
Meet me in my lab!
Thanks,
Prof. Oak.

"Awesome!" I replied. I immediatly ran to the lab as fast as I could.
Prof. Oak was waiting for me. "Welcome, Gannon! I have been waiting for you. It is time for anda to start your...

Chapter 3-3: Land Ho!

After twarting another of Jessie and James' plans, Ash, Dawn, and I continued to Canalave City.

"Look, there it is!" I exclaimed.
"Why is there a Magikarp there? And why is it so big!?" Dawn asked. Suddenly, a api Spin went overhead!
"What was that!" I asked.
"It was an attack called api Spin." Ash answered.
"What in the Blaziken!" Dawn asked.
"Good anda know your Fire-type Dawn, that is a Blaziken." I said. It was a Hoenn Reigon pokemon, why was it here in Sinnoh?
"Blaziken, get back here! We need to practice api Spin for the contest!" Someone said.
"Well, that explains the...

By the way, PMD means Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, so don't mistake it for something else... plus this is my first story, so please don't judge.

Author's note: BEWARE: if anda do not like to read long stories, this is just a very long introduction, really. This is just letting anda know everyone and everything yada yada yada, so if anda don't like to read long intros, then just skip to part 2.

The sun fell over the sea lines slowly, and Eevee watched it closely. Birds flew in the distance, and Eevee smiled.
For a moment, she pictured herself flying like the birds across the sea. She pictured herself...

1.Melody:So anda are a pokemon trainer huh? I guess He will do *kisses Ash`s cheek*
Ash and Misty:*Shocked*
Melody:Huh, *to Misty* Are anda his little sister?
Misty:I am not!
Melody:Then anda mut be his girlfriend
Misty: *disgusted* Blah! Gross!
Melody: Oh, i dont think so.

2.Melody:And Misty, try not to get jealous.
Ash:*Laughs*

3.Misty:Thats ridiculous. me! Ash's girlfriend! *bites into chicken*

4.Ash:Coming Mist? (Me:Ooh, anda didnt ask Tracey)
Misty:No thanks!If anda want somebody to do what ever anda want, whenever anda want, anda should get yourself a girlfried! (Me:Woah! Ash look what anda did)

5.Melody:What...

1.Last year:
Me: I like dusknoir
Jasmine: It's "Dusk-nor"
Me: Dude, its "new-war" 'Noir' is the french word for black. Its not pronounced 'Nor'
(well maybe that was just me, I was always bad at french)

2.Me: *clicks on pokeshipping youtube video*
Dad: What are anda hiding from me? Why did anda just change the page when i came
Me:Dad, the video i was watching was finished
Dad:Oh sure it was.
Me:IT"S POKEMON! It's a kids show, how could i possibly watch smething bad. *explict version of Girlfriend starts playing*

3. My two friends:Pikachu, pikachu, pikachu, pikachu.
Kendra:What are they doing?
Me:Hey, you...

Over the many years of pikachu,if anda look closely pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight anda fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his food up.Pikachu...