Percy Saga

She hid the Trojan army in her caravan and transformed it into the Trojan horse
She went to prison
She taught Medea
She taught Circe
She taught Michael Jacksons Surgeon
Michael Jackson’s surgeon is a witch because he could change a man’s colour
She taught Marylyn Munroe how to act
She served Persephone the delima seeds
She was Henry the Eights maid
She had a quickie marriage and divorce to Henry the Eighth
She smothered Henry the Eight in his sleep
She ate roast turkey with Geoffrey Chaucer
She took a shot at Hitler
Hitler took a shot at her
She pulled Hera’s hair when she was 6...