Percy: HADEEEEES!!! WHAT THE HERMES DID anda STEAL MY OPHIOTAURUS BESSIE FOR!!!???

Hades: Uuuuhhh...help?

Hermes:I just got two messages from Zues, there's bad and good news. O.K so the good news is that Hades didn't get his name used as a curse-

Hades: Wait, what?

Hermes: Uuuuugh... Nevermind. Well anyway, the bad news is that Annabeth has gone missing, and we think that Enceladus os holding her captive.

Leo: anda mean that big ugly guy, enchiladas

Hermes: No, E-N-C-E-L-A-D-U-S.

Percy: Don't be so mean Hermes!

Hades: Yeah, that's my job!

Leo: Wait, what?!
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Zues: RAAAGGHHH!!! Poseidon mencuri my pet poodle Fluffy!!

Poseidon: Did not!

Zues: Then why is he sitting on your throne, eating a seaweed dog bisciut!!??

Poseidon: uuuuuhh...

Zues: anda know why...
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Aphrodite:I wish Piper were here, *sob* she lightens up every party-

All (except Leo): THIS ISN'T A PARTY!!!

Leo: well, I could make it one-

Aphrodite: A farewell party for Annabeth!!!

All( except Leo): NO!!

Aphrodite: *walks into corner and sobs*

Leo: hey Aphro, I could fly Festus the happy dragon into Frisco, and Pipes could catch a ride with mwa?

Aphrodite: YAAAAAY!!!

ALL: NOOO!!!

*EVERYONE LOGS OFF*

Aphrodite: Forever alone, *sob*