Private doesn't look like Private.

Okay, this is my first ever attempt at a fanfic, so don't hate me if it's horrible!

"What's the hold up Kowalski?" whined Skipper
"Calm down Skipper, I'm just about done," Kowalski explained, "Once I turn this knob and twist this bolt... There, all finished!"
"Aces! Now I can finally get that knot out of my back..." Skipper sighed. "These constant battles with Blowhole aren't good on the nerves."
Blowhole had attempted to capture them the hari before, like he had every hari for a week, and the continual stress was really getting to Skipper. Kowalski sensed how uptight he was, and decided...

The team were just in the middle of there planing of how to get off the island. Manly just trying to avoid the annoying lemurs.
Skipper:"Kowalski watch anda got for me?!"
Kowalski pulls out a blue paper and unwraps it on a smooth rock. Skipper looks down to see the blue prints better.
Skipper:"So, a jaunt pengumban, sling shot Kowalski?"
He looks up at Kowalski, eye brows cocked still leaning foreword.
Kowalski:"Yes sir, its 73% full proof."
Looking at Skipper as if he has created the most brilliant plan ever.
Skipper:"Right?
He say's confused looking at the plans once more.
Skipper:"what would we even do with...