This is from Hobokken Zoo

(I made this all up myself)

What is Rico's favorit song?
Dynamite.
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Private: Mmm! This is good hering!
Kowalski: That isn't hering, that's wild goldfish!
Private: Blah! I didn't even know those existed!
Kowalski: They don't.
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Kowalski: Trick question, Skipper. Why is the Sun red?
Skipper: Is this about Rico?
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What is black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange?
The Penguins of Madagascar.
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Why did the bomb menyeberang, salib the road?
It was in Rico's stomach....

Blowhole: I now remember who I am, time to visit the penguins *evil laugh*

Another arrival at the zoo for the penguins arrives

Skipper: Hello friend what's your name?
Red: Hi my name's Red me and my sister are pleased to meet you.
Skipper: Sister?
Arlene: Hi I'm Arlene.
Kowalski: hi I'm Kowalski
Private: I. . . I'm Private
Rico: hi I'm Rico
Skipper: Do anda have combate training Red?
Red: yes, my Capitan trained me, till blowhole killed him

Later. . .
Red one: It's nice to see ya doc, we just got word that the penguins got two new arrivals.
Blowhole: Yes, I am aware of that. Soon I'll have my revenge on...

Chapter 1: Who Calls At Midnight

Marlene's Habitat, 11:57PM

Marlene was sitting down, waiting for a specific Dragon Fly to appear. Finally, he arrived.

"Hey Marlene. Ready to plan all o' this?" asked Scouter.

"Of course I am. Look, I kept a map of the pinguin, penguin lair. Ya know, in case of emergencies. There are 4 main enterances. First one is the hole hidden oleh the penguin's food bowl. The selanjutnya are the two windows underwater from the pinguin, penguin habitat. The last one is the air vent. But I doubt I would be able to fit in those pipes." Marlene explained.

"I got an idea. How about I go through the pipes,...

-Boys, I don't want anda to feel sad for me, so we are going back to the hq and anda are going to dress up for the night of your Lifes.
-Skipper, it will be a special night, but why are anda taking it so serious?
-Because if I were with Marlene, it would be the night of my Life.
It was Amazing- thought Private. Skipper was so different.
We walked and walked and walked and when we got there I just chose my suit and put it on.I didn't berkata any word. Just don't want to.Kowalski still working in his machine.He was so tired, but he still there working and working...I was so pride of him.
-Kowalski.
-Hey,...

---Okay, first of all, this is my first fan fic (at least on here), so...expect it to suck. Each chapter might be a bit long so might take a while to write, so be patient!! It's rated T. (13)---
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"PRIVATE!!" The angry leader shouted. He crossed his flippers as he waited for the smallest pinguin, penguin to arrive.

Rico peered into Skipper's 'quarters', a place for him to relax after missions atau just if he has some free time. The heavy penguin's eyes widened as he examined every detail in the room. Full of bunnies and choc eggs.

Damn it, He thought to himself. The...

*At Marlene's Place* hey Marlene.Maurice berkata "Hi Boyfriend". She berkata "Heh" Maurice Laughs Nervously "So What Should We Do Today?Marlene berkata "I Have A Surprise For You.Maurice berkata "What Is It?"Marlene Said"I'll Tell anda Later" *For 2hrs Maurice Learned A Song And He Remembered So His Surprise Was TO Sing For Marlene.*At Marlene's Place* So Whats My Surprise? Marlene berkata I'm Going To Sing A Song For You. Oh Maurice That's So Nice Of anda Marlene berkata *He Is bernyanyi Lauren Hill:Cant Take My Eyes Off You*He Begin To Sing
You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off of you.
You'd be...

The penguins ran after Marcus. He was really good at digging. He literally tore through the dirt with his flippers at breakneck speed, leaving the others behind in the dust. The others were running just to keep up with him. Marlene and Brook stayed in the very back, doing their best not to get dirt on their coats.

“Can’t we just go home?” Marlene whined

“Negative, Marlene. Without putting an end to Smith’s tyrannical reign, we will be forced on the lam from our own people.” Skipper replied to her, smiling to himself

“Oh… anda know, you’re getting as bad as Kowalski.” she retorted...

"Hello Uncle Skipper!" We said.
Skipper calasped his flippers together "Ah, finally, anda kids finally made it. The Misses is out to visit her family. But-"
Athena moaned "Oh great, now it'll be a living he-"
"Athena!" I scolded "Watch your language in front of Amelia!"
"Oh she's heard worse!" Athena shoved me.
"Ah, ah, ah, no fighting zone thank you." Skipper ruffled my feather bangs. I had to go back and fix it. Agh!

"So what are we gonna do here Uncle?" Albert asked. mostly giving eye language pointing to the TV.
"How about anda kids watch the TV? I'v had an exhausted day. Your Aunt left me in charge...

Marlene hopped over beside me. “Hey!” she said. “What’s up?”

“Sky, a few clouds,” I replied weakly.

She punched my flipper softly. “Ha ha. Very funny. I’m serious here.”

I opened my beak to reply when we both heard a loud noise. We both glanced at each other. “We should probably check that out,” I said.

“Yeah,” agreed Marlene.

We slid/ran toward the noise. I flipped on the dinding while Marlene jumped up beside me. “What is it?” she panted.

I looked through the binoculars. “Not sure yet- Oh!”

“What is it?”

“Just some guy in a pohon animal napping a squirrel.”...