Will the Real SJF_Penguin2 Please Stand Up?

March 19, 2012

(Elizabeth’s POV)

After eleven hours of labor, my son was born. The detik I heard the beautiful sound of his crying my jantung seemed to stop. I watched as the doctor wrapped my little Ryan in a soft blue blanket. He walked over with holding my baby, then brought his face mask down from over his face. I tried to gasp, but ended up choking on my own breath. My eyes seemed to grow 10x wider at the site of Hans holding my Ryan. He grinned evilly. “You want him? anda know what anda have to do.” He left the room laughing, taking Ryan with him, who started crying again. I was numb...

“Kowalski, analysis” berkata Skipper, leader of the penguins team.
“I think we have got all… Rico?” berkata tall penguins Kowalski, who was a scientist.
Rico checked his stomach, which was a magazine of theirs weapons. He nodded.
“So we can go” berkata Kowalski.
“Ok, everybody are ready?”
“Yes, sir” berkata three penguins.
“Operation: Blowhole, start… now” berkata Skipper and all penguins went out of their HQ.
“How we get to Blowhole?” asked young pinguin, penguin Private.
“We can go oleh subway”
Penguins went to New York city town and get to the subway. In subway weren’t any people, so...

Skipper opened his eyes, he was underground in narrow tunnel.
“Are anda alright, boys?” he said.
“I’m here” berkata Private, who lay in the rubble. Skipper helped him to stand.
“Are anda ok, Private?”
“I think yes”
“Kowalski! Rico!”
“I’m here, Rico too” they heard voice from the other side of tunnel. They were separate oleh avalanche of debris.
“I was training anda for situation like that” berkata Skipper and helped Kowalski and Rico to hapus stones.
“Whe a we?” asked Rico when they deleted stones, what mean: where are we?
“I don’t know Rico, somewhere underground” said...

Kowalski sighed. All Skipper did while Private had left was complain. That night, he was extremely crabby, and when Skipper's not happy, no one dares to be happy atau even tries. Well, it all seemed to be over, since he was heading to tempat tidur so that made the tension on Kowalski ease up.
"Rico, make sure Skipper stays in bed." Kowalski whispered to his compadre. Rico nodded virgorously. Skipper was lying down, drinking susu from his mug. Skipper's eyelids grew heavy under his sleeping cap. His eyes blinked for extra seconds.
Rico lightly placed Skipper's mobile over his leader's bunk. He hit each...

Monique was looking out the window with a sign of sorrow on her face. It has been at least 3 years since she left New York to fulfill her dream in California to sing, but it felt like longer. She was a bit homesick, but she mostly missed Kowalski. Sure they talk on the phone from time to time when they're both free, but it's not the same. She looked up at the stars, wondering what would be the right thing to do.
Just then, her phone was ringing. Kowalski was calling and she managed to answer.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Monique. It's me."
"I know it's you, Kowalski. How was your day?"
"Let's see, malfunctioning...

Private's pertanyaan stung. It seemed as if she hadn't anticipated him asking. She closed her eyes and reminisced painfully. A pahit taste formed in her beak. It was like she could feel the cold hands grasping her again.
"Scientists," She answered simply, covering up her past.
"What intentions would they have in caging up a pinguin, penguin in a lab for years?" Private wondered naïvely. Skipper elbowed Kowalski in the ribs.
"Uh… I'll explain later, Private." Kowalski said.
"No, it's fine. anda see, there are some scientists. Evil scientists, who test chemicals out on animals. Sometimes, like in my case,...

The men storm in. I peek from under the dangling sheets under my bed. They membagi, split up.
"We know you're in here, kid. If we have to come, and find anda it's going to be a very long and painful death." He warns, and inches closer to the bed. "You're hiding like a coward, but we'll gut anda like a fish!" He says slicing the sheet.
No one's there. I breathe a sigh of relief from beneath the other bed. I hear them march out. As I wriggle out from under the bed.
A strange feeling of heat touches my face. In the corner, is a glowing light. I stagger over, following the hot light. There I see something...

Chapter 1: Deadly Message
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Adventure Time's side

Fionna and Cake was just sleeping when someone was knocking at there door. Fionna opened the door and saw Prince Gumball. "Hi Prince Gumball. What's that?"Fionna asked. "Oh, this my latest invention. I call it the Parallel Zapper."Prince Gumball berkata as he ran to the living room. He plugged it and a portal appears. "Are anda sure this is safe?" Cake asked. "Of course it is. I just hope that anda did not eat eggs for dinner. That's what makes the machine falling apart."Prince Gumball said....

March 06, 2000
0739 hours

"Hey! Are anda okay?" Fahlcon crouched low to avoid gunfire, and ran to the man on the ground hidden behind a slope clutching his shoulder. Once he got to him, he lied his gun down and examined his wound. It was deep. He couldn't even see the bullet. Blood covered his entire shoulder and he was sweating. There was sign of infection. "What's your name soldier?" Fahlcon asked. "Hans...Hans Gruber." The man answered. He spoke with a Danish accent. He had dark hair and hazel eyes. Fahlcon swung his senapan on his back and helped him up. Half carrying him, he managed to get...

Finally the lights flashed on, and without having any contact with the door, Skipper and Private witnessed it slam open before their own eyes. "Come on," Skipper said. "No, no, I can't go in there! No!" Private whined like he was in a trance. Skipper grasped his flipper, and dragged him inside. Skipper kept his grip tight until he found Kowalski and Rico oleh the stairs. "Are anda both all right?!" Skipper asked startled. "Yes, but something happened in the basement." Kowalski berkata out of breath. "All right, Rico, take Private upstairs and keep an eye on him. Kowalski, you're coming with me."...

Chapter 9

Skipper raised his sword and shield up, the odds were against him, but he had the power of his mother oleh his side. Blowhole controlled his monster with his mind, with just a simple thought he could make it do anything he wanted. Blowhole controlled his monster to use its claws to crush Skipper like a bug. Skipper jumped up before being sandwiched oleh the huge bat claws, but didn't notice one of the claws that came up to strike him down. While Skipper was down, Blowhole put his claws together and started to make a laser and shot at Skipper. Skipper turned himself into mist before he...

 

User: Hi! My name is Mort!! :D.

Cleverbot: So M. Was short for morgan then?

User: No. Do anda like King Julien's feet??

Cleverbot: No Sorry.

User: His feet are the best-est thing the world!!

Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.

User: anda are what? :D.

Cleverbot: I think therefore I exist, beyond that I can be sure of nothing.

User: Yay!!

Cleverbot: So cleverbot, tell me of your adventures!

User: I am Mort!

Cleverbot: Are anda sure?

User: Yes! I like being sure! :).

Cleverbot: Same here.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: How smart are you?

User: My tail, Rodney, says I an smart!

Cleverbot: Are we still best friends?

User:...

Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the puncak, atas instead of the bottom due to everything in the kastil, castle being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...

Chapter 7

Skipper arrived at the kastil, castle where everything was flipped upside down. Instead of being on the floor, he was on the cleaning, and everything was on was the floor was now above Skipper. He was still in the takhta room so he will have to figure out a way to get to the dark priest. But then he saw a pinguin, penguin with the same outfit he was wearing. Skipper ran to the penguin, and when he got closer he saw his face. It was his face. It was Skipper! A clone of Skipper has been made, obviously to take the real Skipper’s place and be evil. Skipper took out his sword, and the evil Skipper took...

Chapter 5

Skipper opened his eyes; he wasn't in the kastil, castle anymore. He looked around to see where he was. He then recognized where he was. This was the time and place of Skipper Alucard's worse hari ever. The hari he saw his own mother, Lisa, be executed. She was to be executed due to the fact she was married to Count Blowhole. Though she was only a mortal penguin, villagers believed she was a witch because she loved such an evil soul. Skipper ran meneruskan, ke depan has he heard a crowd of angry villagers with torches and pitchforks yelling 'Burn the Witch!' Behind the crowd, Skipper looked up to see his...

Clock Tower: Take 1

*BONG*

Private: "OW! MY EARHOLES!" *clenches side of head & falls off clock tower*

Director: "Private! I told anda it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What!?"

Director: "I berkata I told anda it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What do shrouds have to do with this?!"

Director: "NO! LOUD!"

Private: "What's loud?!"

Director: "The clock tower! I told anda to come prepared!"

Private: "THERE'S A beruang ON THE CLOCK TOWER?!"

Director: *slaps forehead*

Clock Tower: Take 2

*BONG*

*penguins are shown on the clock tower & jumping off*

Skipper/Private/Rico: *land...

Before anda read this story, please no flames and please don't tell me about any grammar mistakes I made. No flames because it really took me two years to make this story. I started in 2010, never got to it because I have struggling, stopped the story, and then finally now I got to it and I was able to finish it. I worked so hard on this story, anda have no idea. I know I make grammar mistakes and I do my best to fix them all but if I didn't get to them all I'm sorry, I tried. One lebih note, for anyone who played this game I based this story on just so anda know I'm not adding the whole game....

At the makan malam table, the feast is blanketed with silence, above the background noise of protestors against me. The smuggling pressure of my father's constant want for a different son, and the crowd's demand for Cain as prince, makes me realize I don't even want the throne. It is if there is no place for me. The only one I feel refuge in is my mother. Only is my father cheerful, on this dark night. His eyes beaming with excitement as he instructs of how to defeat my foe.
"And if anda lose you'll end up like this fish: On the seal's makan malam plate." He chuckles, gulping down a plump grouper. My...

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! anda must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! anda TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! anda must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! anda ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...

Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."

Private: "Then blows up."

Skipper: "That's a given."

Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! anda know this really is unpronounceable right!?"

Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."

Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."

Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable...