(Have no idea if I should make this a one-shot atau not)
"It's Valentine's day!" Private yelled cheerfully. "...well tomorrow."
At the middle of the room, Skipper just rolled his eyes. "Private, what's so great about that?"
"It's a hari about ♥'s, and love, and...♥'s! I can't wait!" he said, "Who knows, maybe [1]you'll[/1] find a tanggal Skippa'!"
"Private, No. I'm not ever, ever, EVER! going to tanggal again!" he yelled. "I'm not even sure cinta exist anymore."
"Skipper, cinta does exist," berkata Kowalski, "It's inside our bodies. Which is located somewhere in the circulatory system."
"You too Kowalski?" berkata Skipper, "I thought a guy like anda doesn't believe in this stuff."
"I DO Skipper!" he said, "It is a fact that cinta IS here. All scientist know there is love. We just don't have a clear explanation for it. We don't even have a clue on how it comes to us. I think it's related to mind control...but it's just a theory. Everyone is bound to experience it someday. anda already did."
"I didn't experience anything!" he yelled.
"I know anda had your difficulties over the past...decade," berkata Kowalski, "But I am now going to make Valentine's hari the best hari for all the loveless losers like you!"
Skipper stared angrily at Kowalski. "Uhh, I mean for people who can't find true love..."
"Well, what are gonna do?" asked Skipper, "Make a cinta potion, use the Love-U-lator again, atau do anda want to spy on someone and take notes.
"All the above!" Kowalski berkata happily in his high voice. "And I better start now if I want to make it on time for tomorrow." Kowalski ran to his lab and locked the door behind him. "I'll be out oleh dinner!" he berkata through the steel door.
Private waddled over to his leader. "Hey Skippa', What are anda gonna do this Valentine's Day?" he asked. "Now, I know anda don't like this holiday, but-"
Skipper put his flipper over Private's beak. "Private, don't talk me into dating anyone," he berkata and released his hold on Private's beak. "Now if anda need me, I'll be outside..."
Skipper walked over to the ladder and climbed out of the fishbowl enterance.
"Rico," he said, "Do anda believe in love?"
"Dunno," he replied, "Why?"
"Nothing really. Is just that, why does Skippa' think cinta doesn't exist?" asked Private, "Love is everywhere! I thought he would've believed in it when he dated Kitka...then again, they did broke up."
"Skipper just needed another date," berkata Kowalski when he burst through the door.
"K'walski, aren't anda working on a potion atau something?" asked Private.
"Uhh, not really," he replied. "I just wanted to wait until Skipper's gone."
"Why is that?" asked the young soldier.
"Nothing. He doesn't like talking about cinta that much so I thought I should leave him out on this," he said, "Actually, I wanted to use Skipper in my tests." Kowalski grinned shyly.
"What? Skippa'?" berkata Private, "Why him?"
"Well, if this succeds with him, then it will probably work on anybody," he said, "Skipper did have his jantung broken a couple of times. This might get him his true love!...And hopefully, it's not another predator."
"But what if Skippa' didn't want to?" asked Private.
"I'll do what I did with Marlene," berkata Kowalski, "beg in a hush whisper until he does."
"Tha'll work!" berkata Rico.
"Huddle up!" berkata Kowalski. Everyone formed a small circle. "This is what we'll do."
----
"Ok, I'm gonna need Rico to spy on Skipper," berkata Kowalski, "While Private and I work on a potion and ideas on how to make Skipper fall in cinta with someone."
"Kay!" Rico climbed up the ladder and out of the fishbowl enterance.
"Ok...what are we going to do?" Kowalski asked Private.
"Maybe we should find a way to match Skipper up with a female first," suggested Private. "Then we could get started with the ♥ potion. We're not gonna use it on him though. We'll use it some other time."
"Ok, I'll get my Love-U-Lator and fix it up!" berkata Kowalski.
23 menit later...
"Done! Now this Love-U-Lator will match Skipper up with someone in this zoo," berkata Kowalski. "Now we first have to put some of Skipper's traits and wait for the Love-U-Lator to work it's magic."
While waiting for the Love-U-Lator to do it's 'magic', Julien burst through the door. "Hello crazy birds! I would like to have your television," he said, "Now hand it over."
"Sorry Julien," berkata Private, "But we're using it to fine Skipper a date."
"What? Who would want to tanggal Skipper?" berkata Julien, "He's too...boring."
Private looked at the screen. "Hey Kowalski. What does that mean?"
Kowalski looked up. "Argh! Skipper doesn't have a match!"
"Why are anda akting so suprised?" berkata Julien.
"Well, when anda put in his traits, what did anda put?" asked Private.
"I put Male, a leader, and a penguin," replied Kowalski, "Why?"
"You gotta put lebih than that!" yelled Private, "What else is Skippa?"
Everyone in the room began to think. Then the started pacing. Then the all snaped...then they lost it.
"Uhh, he's a good person?" berkata Private.
"Eh, whatever. Type it in," berkata Kowalski.
"He's also bossy," berkata Julien and began to type it in.
"We're suppose to make Skippa' sound attractive!" shouted Private.
"Yes Private," berkata Kowalski, "but Skipper's not perfect! We need someone who can still accept Skipper."
"All right..."
They went back to their thinking. "How 'bout we just put whatever WE think about him?" berkata Julien.
"...Let's try," berkata Kowalski.
"It's Valentine's day!" Private yelled cheerfully. "...well tomorrow."
At the middle of the room, Skipper just rolled his eyes. "Private, what's so great about that?"
"It's a hari about ♥'s, and love, and...♥'s! I can't wait!" he said, "Who knows, maybe [1]you'll[/1] find a tanggal Skippa'!"
"Private, No. I'm not ever, ever, EVER! going to tanggal again!" he yelled. "I'm not even sure cinta exist anymore."
"Skipper, cinta does exist," berkata Kowalski, "It's inside our bodies. Which is located somewhere in the circulatory system."
"You too Kowalski?" berkata Skipper, "I thought a guy like anda doesn't believe in this stuff."
"I DO Skipper!" he said, "It is a fact that cinta IS here. All scientist know there is love. We just don't have a clear explanation for it. We don't even have a clue on how it comes to us. I think it's related to mind control...but it's just a theory. Everyone is bound to experience it someday. anda already did."
"I didn't experience anything!" he yelled.
"I know anda had your difficulties over the past...decade," berkata Kowalski, "But I am now going to make Valentine's hari the best hari for all the loveless losers like you!"
Skipper stared angrily at Kowalski. "Uhh, I mean for people who can't find true love..."
"Well, what are gonna do?" asked Skipper, "Make a cinta potion, use the Love-U-lator again, atau do anda want to spy on someone and take notes.
"All the above!" Kowalski berkata happily in his high voice. "And I better start now if I want to make it on time for tomorrow." Kowalski ran to his lab and locked the door behind him. "I'll be out oleh dinner!" he berkata through the steel door.
Private waddled over to his leader. "Hey Skippa', What are anda gonna do this Valentine's Day?" he asked. "Now, I know anda don't like this holiday, but-"
Skipper put his flipper over Private's beak. "Private, don't talk me into dating anyone," he berkata and released his hold on Private's beak. "Now if anda need me, I'll be outside..."
Skipper walked over to the ladder and climbed out of the fishbowl enterance.
"Rico," he said, "Do anda believe in love?"
"Dunno," he replied, "Why?"
"Nothing really. Is just that, why does Skippa' think cinta doesn't exist?" asked Private, "Love is everywhere! I thought he would've believed in it when he dated Kitka...then again, they did broke up."
"Skipper just needed another date," berkata Kowalski when he burst through the door.
"K'walski, aren't anda working on a potion atau something?" asked Private.
"Uhh, not really," he replied. "I just wanted to wait until Skipper's gone."
"Why is that?" asked the young soldier.
"Nothing. He doesn't like talking about cinta that much so I thought I should leave him out on this," he said, "Actually, I wanted to use Skipper in my tests." Kowalski grinned shyly.
"What? Skippa'?" berkata Private, "Why him?"
"Well, if this succeds with him, then it will probably work on anybody," he said, "Skipper did have his jantung broken a couple of times. This might get him his true love!...And hopefully, it's not another predator."
"But what if Skippa' didn't want to?" asked Private.
"I'll do what I did with Marlene," berkata Kowalski, "beg in a hush whisper until he does."
"Tha'll work!" berkata Rico.
"Huddle up!" berkata Kowalski. Everyone formed a small circle. "This is what we'll do."
----
"Ok, I'm gonna need Rico to spy on Skipper," berkata Kowalski, "While Private and I work on a potion and ideas on how to make Skipper fall in cinta with someone."
"Kay!" Rico climbed up the ladder and out of the fishbowl enterance.
"Ok...what are we going to do?" Kowalski asked Private.
"Maybe we should find a way to match Skipper up with a female first," suggested Private. "Then we could get started with the ♥ potion. We're not gonna use it on him though. We'll use it some other time."
"Ok, I'll get my Love-U-Lator and fix it up!" berkata Kowalski.
23 menit later...
"Done! Now this Love-U-Lator will match Skipper up with someone in this zoo," berkata Kowalski. "Now we first have to put some of Skipper's traits and wait for the Love-U-Lator to work it's magic."
While waiting for the Love-U-Lator to do it's 'magic', Julien burst through the door. "Hello crazy birds! I would like to have your television," he said, "Now hand it over."
"Sorry Julien," berkata Private, "But we're using it to fine Skipper a date."
"What? Who would want to tanggal Skipper?" berkata Julien, "He's too...boring."
Private looked at the screen. "Hey Kowalski. What does that mean?"
Kowalski looked up. "Argh! Skipper doesn't have a match!"
"Why are anda akting so suprised?" berkata Julien.
"Well, when anda put in his traits, what did anda put?" asked Private.
"I put Male, a leader, and a penguin," replied Kowalski, "Why?"
"You gotta put lebih than that!" yelled Private, "What else is Skippa?"
Everyone in the room began to think. Then the started pacing. Then the all snaped...then they lost it.
"Uhh, he's a good person?" berkata Private.
"Eh, whatever. Type it in," berkata Kowalski.
"He's also bossy," berkata Julien and began to type it in.
"We're suppose to make Skippa' sound attractive!" shouted Private.
"Yes Private," berkata Kowalski, "but Skipper's not perfect! We need someone who can still accept Skipper."
"All right..."
They went back to their thinking. "How 'bout we just put whatever WE think about him?" berkata Julien.
"...Let's try," berkata Kowalski.
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