pinguin, penguin of madagascar Article: How To Be An Annoying fan

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posted by Mother-of-PoM

All right boys, stand oleh for eggnog!

this guy can really hold his nog!

Hold that elevator! (Bonus points if anda say it in Skipper voice)

What goes down, must come up.

Shitake mushrooms! No lebih Mister Cute and Cuddly.

Holy butterballs!

anda didn't see anything... Right?

you! higher mammal. CAN anda READ?

problemo solved!

This is anda captain speaking, i've got good news and bad news, the good news is.. we'll be landing immediatly, the bad news, we are crash-landing!

i berkata ciuman IT!

NO! six-two-nine years!

I would like to ciuman anda monkey man!

This madness ends now!

Cheese and Crackers!

Hot Fudge!

Smoke Salmon!

My whole life... is a lie!

As far as your concern. I am nobody.

I'm infected!

I've rotted away in gulags, work camps, penal colonies in every dirty flea-bitten corner of creation. But I promised myself that I would NEVER END UP IN HOBOKEN! AT LEAST NOT ALIVE! I WOULD PUCK OUT MY OWN EYEBALLS! I SWEAR TO YOU!!

McArthur's starched short pants! I can't believe how much time I've wasted with you!

I find reason tedious and boring. We'll use force

Tell them all. Get them out of your system, Please.

Before anda do anything at all, say Commence Operation *fill in a code name for your task* Example; Commence Operation: Survive heck.

anda didn't see anything.

Shout Ringtail!! when your pet does something anda don't like
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Adrenaline, sweat and sardines. These tracks are fresh sir!

So the good news is the song is almost over.

Good Galileo... Galileiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!

Can anda think of even of one time I have played a trick atau even TOLD a joke?

Cool cars go faster. That's a scientific fact.

Everything I've learned is a LIE!!

Einstein's Undies!

Newton's Knickers!

I have cracked the cinta Code...OH BABY!

AW, COME ON! ENOUGH ALREADY!!

Oh, that image will haunt me!

Okay, let's get stupid!

RESPECT THE SCIENCE!

SCIENCE! WHY HAVE anda FORSAKEN ME?!?

So wild, so free, yet I know I could tame her! (This can actually work if anda see someone eating something hot)

Technically speaking... maybe.

There's a scientific word for this...weird.

You've got to stop me!

I like peanuts and I like butter, but I do not like kacang butter. WEIRD...
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Oh dear!

What part of "zip it" eludes you?! The "zip" atau the "it"?!

Don't look at me. I'm hideous!
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Are anda kidding me!??

Yeah, yeah, yeah, anda go ahead.... Suckers

"I'm Red Squirrel!

(You have to say this in Rico voice atau it won't work)
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We're hiding. Be quiet, everyone. Including me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh it's me again.

anda must tell me. Who the heck are you?

How long is this going to TAKE?!

Lies! All lies! This interview is over!

Baxter, anda are a traitor! Don't anda know who I am?!? (Say this when you're mad any non living object xD)

That was probably the most awesome thing I ever saw, that wasn't me.

That is not very interesting to me, because it is not about me. See how that works?
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I'm Gonna Bite The People!!!!
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Gonna eat my banana, hope no one TAKES IT!!

Say this when your parents try to make anda do something: Yeah. Have fun with that.

When anda see a cinta ship: Awww. That's so sweet. I think.

When someone watches anda while you're writing: I'm scheming here!

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peacebaby7 I died at the last one.

Mother-of-PoM You mean the scheming one? XD

Skilene17 @Mother-of-PoM: That one was pretty good.

Mother-of-PoM xD Thank you

peacebaby7 @Mother-of-PoM: Yeah. I'm using that one most definitely. XD

Skilene17 Agreed.

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 3/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

The Penguins go back to their HQ, still shocked oleh the sight of Skipper and Julien attacking them. It wasn't like them at all...

Private: "Kowalski! Take a look!" [Points at one of the stuck-out wires (which Julien and Skipper had previously got electrocuted with)]
Kowalski: "Oh, I totally forgot! Let's finish inventing it!"
Private: "Maurice and Mort are in trouble and you’re worried about your '3D'?"
Kowalski: "No, we'll use it to see if we can track where Skipper and Julien are taking them!"
Private: "Great idea, Kowalski!"

Wasting no time, Kowalski continues to complete building his Computer....

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The Goo changer (Part 2) side affects

posted by have64

Place:Central Park Zoo
Time:Zoo closing (same hari of Part 1)

Kowalski:Everyone I am close to figuring out Have's problem, but I also figured out there will be side affects.

Skipper:Like what?

Kowalski:Mood swings,instant weakness, expanding of feelings--

Skipper:Have have feelings?

Private: Everyone have feelings?

Kowalski:AS I WAS SAYING, expanding of feelings, and an erg to destroy.

Private: Like Rico

Sipper:Yes..Keep have away from Rico when he get to those ergs.

(Have goes to the puncak, atas the habitat)
Have:Hey guys

Private:How are anda feeling?

Have:Normal. Why?

Kowalski:Not feeling weird at all?

Have: No....

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Horror Stories

posted by Bluepenguin

The flickering of a small lamp illuminates the penguins' faces, some filled with fear atau excitement, and others, boredom. Skipper stands in the center of the ring of penguins, and holds an eerie flashlight to his face.

Skipper: Tonight, as anda can tell, is horror night! So, who wants to go first?

Rico, Private, and Kowalski sit motionless.

Kowalski: Fine, I'll give it a go.

Kowalski stands up and takes the flashlight from Skipper.

Kowalski: Alright.... once, there was a scientist, and he decided to create an experiment...

Skipper raises his "eyebrow", knowing that Kowalski's story will be predictable....

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Kowalski's hari Off!

posted by Bluepenguin

Kowalski's hari Off!

The HQ
"BOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
Kowalski flies across the room, hitting the dinding with a thud and landing on the hard concrete. Skipper, Rico, and Private turnaround from their game of Texas Hold 'Em to find Kowalski frantically waddling back into his smoldering lab, which is at this point enveloped in a layer of green smoke.
Skipper: And right when I had the winning hand!
Skipper puts down his deck of cards and storms off into the green smoke.
Skipper: Kowalski! Come out here!
Skipper exits the lab with Kowalski trailing behind him.
Skipper: Kowalski, can anda explain to us why anda have...

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New Hero

posted by SkipperXLisa

The footsteps of webbed feet got louder as Blowhole's enemy walked

right into the trap he had laid for him. Suddenly, a black-and-white animal

flashed across the clearing. Skipper came to a stop up against the smooth

gray wall. He then stealthily slid to a small door at the end of the corner in

the desolate

room. Once he got the entry to the selanjutnya area, he cautiously brought his

flipper to the knob. Once he was almost touching it, he quickly grabbed it.

He then turned key to revealing a new territory. Once the wooden portal

was wide open, his foe stepped into range of his trick. The penguin's eyes

widened...

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diffrent pom fan

posted by fun123fun

there are alot of diffrent pom fan here but wich one are you?

1:the paring fan

discription: likes paring people up in the tampil
NOTE: if its 2 guys like kico atau pripper its a frendship paring NOT cinta LOVE!
sgins of fans:like parings and make cute nicknames epechily skilene

2:fangirls/boys
discriptoion: fangirls/boys are in cinta in with the chariters and come in two modes
miled
CRAZY!
sings of fans: talks about how they cinta him/her

3:pom/WWE fans

discription:there fan that like pom and wwe
signs of fans: post atau respond to pertanyaan like "wich one would win in a fight? jhon cena atau rico?"

4:pom/anime...

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chapter 6: Athena's phone is the bomb! literally.

posted by Rini_Kowalski

"Dr. Blow-WHAT?" Neko probably thinking of a disturbing word asked.

"Dr. Blwhole" Athena corrected. She looked at her phone in despare. "What do anda think he did to it?"

"I don't know...Maybe we should take the battery out?" I tried picking the phone up. But it seemed heavier.

"Is their a new program on your phone?" Neko took it from me and turned it on. He looked into deep thinking, then looked up at me. "I'm really sorry Widget for blaming you. I should've heard your side of the story."

'Well if I did tell you, anda would've though I was mental!' I thought.

"S'ok. Things happen. It's just the phone-...

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A pinguin, pinguin, penguin cinta Story

posted by Shadowpenguin

Skipper yawned and stirred his coffee with his fish. Kowalski was preforming electrical tests on Rico, to see if an idea can really be zapped into someone's mind. Private was dusting in the corner. A typical hari at the zoo.

"SO WHAT?
I'M STILL A ROCK STAR
I'VE GOT MY ROCK MOVES,"
P!nk's voice shook the air from the radio. Skipper went from sleepy to ready. "ALL HANDS!!! INTRUDER ALERT!" He shouted. All penguins dropped what they were doing ,though Kowalski was a little reluctant to stop a science experiment.

The Penguins were ready for action as they stood in fighting form. Skipper narrowed his...

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Paparazzi Parody (includes penguins ;) )

posted by SPKR689

I am the crowd
Im ch-checking out
these pitures of you
about things that anda do
there so magical
and your so fantasical
i watch every epi that there is
i know who anda are and the dreams that anda wish
i bet anda know me
i got your plush toy that was free,
cuz anda know that *Skipper I,
im your biggest fan i'll follow anda until anda cinta me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*Skipper theres no other *8th grade girl anda know that i'll be, Papa-Paparazzi.
Promise i'll be kind, and i wont stop until that pinguin, penguin is mine
*Skipper you'll be famous, chase anda down till anda cinta me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*music
I was that girl that was staring...

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Fanfiction Contest WINNER!!!!!

posted by krazy4kowalski

And the winner is....

The Penguins of Madagascar!

I would like to thank everyone who made this contest possible, especially our two outstanding writers!

The judge reported that Operation: halaman awal Sweet halaman awal was entertaining and realistic. She berkata that she could almost believe that it was an actual episode. "The creativity is unbelievable!" The Judge was quoted as saying.

On the other hand, she thought that the Spongebob entry was too short, lacked imagination, and was monotonous.

This artikel will be diposting on both sites.

Spongebobers, anda now have to post an artikel on your site about how much anda cinta POM. anda have until selanjutnya Saturday to do so.

Penguins of Madagascar fans, commence Operation: Celebrate!!

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The Beginning - Part One

posted by ThatDamnLlama

Editer's Note: I'm not much of a writer, and this is my first article. Sorry if it's sloppy to you, and tell me if some parts don't make sense.

Skipper wandered aimlessly around his exibit. He'd rather be above and watch the zoo visitors come and go, instead of staying inside his lair and listen to Dash go on and on about the exciting adventures he had in Antarctica.

Kowalski is easily impressed and would listen in amazment as Dash dramatically rehashes his experience fighting off and defeating a leopard seal. Skipper knew better though, he also knew that Dash is a liar, Dash had lived in...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter One

posted by Cornflak

He had never felt this before. It had snuck up on him; appeared from some sort of dark and shrouded void that he had never acknowledged until now.

The worst part of it all was the simple fact that he could do nothing about it…

It happened not too long after the team had awoken from their night’s rest. As usual, Skipper alerted the three penguins of the time of day, immediately causing the sleeping aves to roll out from their sleeping slots in the wall. Both Kowalski and Rico hopped onto the cold floor, standing side-by-side with stiff posture. Skipper held his flippers behind his back and...

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Nightmare In Central Park (part 1)

posted by kowalskicrazy

Kowalski:I have done it!
skipper:done what?
kowalski holds a metal box with a topi and brings it over to the meja to tampil skipper.
skipper:group meeting for kowalski's new invention!
private and Rico walk away from the T.V and over to the table.
private:sooo what is it?
kowalski:well this is my new dream machine.
skipper,private,and Rico look at each other and shrug in confusion.
Rico:Buttons!
skipper:what does it do?
kowalski:well it will bring the illousions in our mind,which anda call dreams,alive.
skipper:aces kowalski. this may be the best invention yet!
kowalski secretly blushing takes his invention...

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Kowalski with a kaus kaki puppet.

added by FelineMae

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Ruthless's ringtones for the penguins.

posted by kowalskiro

Author's note: yeah. My OC Ruthless has an iPhone. Anyway, no stealz, no sue, and ENJOYZ!!!

Ringtone short #1: Skipper
Ruthless: hey guys, have anda seen my iPhone?
Private: not that I know of Ruthless.
Ruthless: ok. I got it! Skipper call me.
Skipper: sure. (calls Ruthless's phone)
iPhone: (says Skipper on it and plays "Jaws" theme)
K/R/P/S: (stares at Ruthless)
Ruthless: what?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #2: Kowalski
Skipper: commence operation: Call Me! Kowalski your first!
Kowalski: alright skipper, calling Ruthless.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Kowalski on it and plays "Get Smart" theme)
Ruthless: do I even have...

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Mooncat picture

added by mouseandowl1

Source: Nick.com

garasi Make Out | Skiico

posted by Black-Raine

(Taking place after the episode: 'Little Zoo Coupe.’ Definition of 'Cloaca': A common chamber and outlet into which the intestinal, urinary, and genital tracts open.)

It had been a long hari after the loss of a race to the lemurs yesterday evening. Now freshening up their new tricked out car Rico sat at the wheel, a yellow dirtied rag gripped in his flipper to the dash board. He grumbled briefly out of regretful spite, pondering how he could have done better the other night.

The garasi was poorly lit, scratched up grey concrete walls and what seemed to be starlight beaming ever so lightly down...

Mad Brother Chapter Eleven

posted by Mother-of-PoM

Private opened his eyes, everything was red around him. He gulped but slid forward. Ami was lying on the sidelines while Blue was passed out near Kiki.

"Kiki.."

The green eyed pinguin, penguin was staring down at Blue. "So anda came Private."

"So it is anda Kiki.." He raced meneruskan, ke depan only to get smacked backwards. Private yelped at the action and staggered back. " .."

"You should have stayed back."

"Wh...Why are anda doing this?"

"You've seen the bodies haven't anda Private? What your 'brother' continues to do? I don't want anymore victims of his!"

Private glared, "You liar!" Kiki looked at him in surprise. "We...

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They're looking at you!

added by 27Kowalski

The best Men i know

added by Colonelpenguin

Source: Me