pinguin, penguin of madagascar Article: Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter Two

Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter Two

posted by Cowtails

Very Mature Take One
SP: God Rico!! What is up with the KABOOM!! ALL I HEAR IS KABOOM AND KABOOOM AND KABOOM ALL DAY!!
Rico: *sticks tongue out* KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOOM!!!
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Skipper/Kowalski/Rico: *mocks* Very mature Rico.
Director: Cut!! Private, anda were supposed to mock, too!!
Private: *whimpers* I can't!! It's mean!!
Director: *facepalm*

Very Mature Take Two
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Penguins: Very mature Rico.
Cowtails: *huff* anda guys are so immature for army guys! Unlike me, I'm very mature.
SP: *holds out a plate of cookies* Want some?
Cowtails: *squeals* COOKIES!! *shoves a bunch in my mouth* *starts choking*
Director: CUT!! Cowtails, we almost had it!! anda couldn't NOT choke?!
SP: Um...she's still choking...
Private: Shouldn't someone who knows the Heimlich maneuver do something?
Cowtails: *faint*
Director: GAH!! Not my co-star!! MEDIC!!!
SP: Co-star?
Director: anda and Cowtails are the stars of this movie!! I berkata I NEEDED A MEDIC!!

Kill Kowalski hari Take One
SP: *takes out a knife* You're. Dead.
Kowalski: *squeak* Oh crap.
SP: *chases* YOUR DEATH BELONGS TO MEE!!
Cowtails: WOO!! Kill Kowalski Day!!
Kowalski: *glare* *stops running*
SP: *trips over Kowalski* WHAA!!
Director: CUT! Kowalski, why the heck did anda stop?! Cowtails is supposed to say that!!
Kowalski: *huff* I still don't think we need that line...

Kill Kowalski hari Take Two
SP: *takes out a knife* You're. Dead.
Kowalski: *squeak* Oh crap.
SP: *chases* YOUR DEATH BELONGS TO MEE!!
Cowtails: WOO!! Kill Kowalski Day!!
Kowalski: *still running*
Private/Rico/Skipper: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Kowalski: WHO'S SIDE ARE anda ON?!

Crazy SP Take One
Cowtails/Penguins: *running and screaming*
Kowalski: kue, cookie AND ICE CREAM!!
SP: Now you're gonna DOUBLE DIE!!
Kowalski: *screams*
Private: *wets the floor*
Director: CuT!! Private, that was great, but it's not in the script!!
Private: *whimpers* I know....

Died From Fright Take One
Cowtails/Skipper/Rico: *leaves and hides somewhere else*
Private: *trembles* H-hello Sweet P-Prippah...enjoying the weathah??
SP: I will kill anda if anda don't tell me where anda friends are RIGHT NOW!!
Private: *falls over unconscious*
Director: Cut! Good! One scene without mistakes!!
SP: Um...I think he fainted for real...Wake up sweetie!! *nudges Private*
Cowtails: *snickering*
Private: *wakes up* Wh-what happened?? Did we finish the scene?

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take One
Cowtails: *running, carrying Skipper* *everyone else is unconscious* GAH! SORRY SWEETIE!! *drops Skipper*
Skipper: AAAHHH!!! *gets knocked out*
SP: YOU'RE selanjutnya COWTAILS!!
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...you um...um...LINE PLEASE!!
Director: CUT!!

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Two
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks WONDERFUL today...
Director: CUT!! The line is "You're hair looks great today!" Not wonderful!
Cowtails: Does it matter?
Director: *facepalm* YES!!

(quite a while later)

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Twenty Four
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks WONDERFUL today...
Director: CUT AGAIN!!
Cowtails: *facepalm* OH MY GOD!! CAN'T WE JUST CHANGE THE LLINE?!

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Thirty Seven
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks GREAT today..
SP: *swings knife*
Director: CUT!! Finally, the right line! Now, was that so hard?
Cowtails: *glare*
Kowalski: Now anda did it.
Director: *runs*
Cowtails: *chases* I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!

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Crossroads: Part 21

posted by Skiparah

As I berkata before, me and those two knuckleheads surprisingly enough became a well-oiled, working machine and even as much as a unit. To them I was their leader and friend. To me, they were closer than family. Manfriedi was the cute one. He had this sort of tantalizing charisma..or a sleazy humor. I don't know what you'd call it. Then there was Johnson. He was heavily built with a towering structure and a deep-voiced laugh. The two weren't the brightest lights on the end of the string, but they were valuable all the same. Then came that dreadful night. We were travelling through New York after...

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A Shameful Crime [Part 2]

posted by RockOnPenguin

The 3 penguins began to cari for clues around the habitat. Rico had found something near the telescope.

"Ey! Look ova' ere'!" He shouted to Kowalski and Private. They both waddled over.

"Looks like there is a spilled substance of some sort." Kowalski ran his flipper over the jeruk, orange substance, and licked it. "Mango."

"Maybe Skipper was drinking a mangga beverage and then spilled it when he saw Marlene collapse." Private assumed. "But wait, Skipper hates Mango. Why would he be drinking it? And the cup isn't shattered!" Private then questioned himself.

"Wait...... Mango? Thats the main ingredient...

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The Dark Prince of Frogs chapter 6 Seven Diadems

posted by MadagascarGirl

"I found a piece of paper" berkata Private.
"Let me see... no we don't need it now, it's instruction for something look like laser, this will be probably required later"
"Kaboom?"
"I don't think so, Rico"
"Aww"
"Here's something" berkata Skipper. On the dinding was hollows of some symbols "Here's lizard, spider, frog and... I think it's a silver"
"And over it is kettle, this is our instruction to make potion"
"Hey, Rico has got jar with kadal and spider"
"So, we must caught frog and find silver"
Kowalski winced at the sight of dried labah-labah, laba-laba and lizard.
"Blech... I see jar with a frog" berkata Kowalski.
"Rico, have...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (9) The Truth

posted by peacebaby7

1837 hours

Skipper clamped his eyes shut, waiting for death. But death did not come. He slowly opened his eyes to see Elizabeth towering over him. The blade of the dagger was just an inch from his throat. He could see the hesitation in her eyes and the whites of her knuckles as she clenched the dagger tightly. He slowly brought his hand closer to hers, and saw her eyes dart to it. He halted. He once again looked into her eyes. They were welling up with tears; a bead of sweat trickled down her forehead. He saw her grip slightly loosen on the dagger.

He...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (6) Mind Tango

posted by peacebaby7

March 19, 2012

(Elizabeth’s POV)

After eleven hours of labor, my son was born. The detik I heard the beautiful sound of his crying my jantung seemed to stop. I watched as the doctor wrapped my little Ryan in a soft blue blanket. He walked over with holding my baby, then brought his face mask down from over his face. I tried to gasp, but ended up choking on my own breath. My eyes seemed to grow 10x wider at the site of Hans holding my Ryan. He grinned evilly. “You want him? anda know what anda have to do.” He left the room laughing, taking Ryan with him, who started crying again. I was numb...

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Freedom Book 1: Destiny Awaits (3)

posted by werockz

The selanjutnya scroll is revealed

Later that night, Private sneaked out. He went back to Alice's office for the mystery. "It's time to check the floors."he said. His first guess was the floor where the stool's first wheel is. He pushed the bangku away, lifted the floor and found a secret basement. "Whoa!"he exclaimed. Just then, Phoebe came in. "Whatcha' doin' dude?"she asked. "Oh! I've just seen a secret basement from my ascendant Henry."he said. "Wow! Let me gabung you."Phoebe exclaimed. Soon, Private and Phoebe came in and walked dowwn the 100 steps of the spiral staircase. After that, they saw a...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (4) Found

posted by peacebaby7

NYC, New York
May 17, 2012 1610 hours

Throughout the past eight years, Hans hadn’t found Elizabeth. atau her son. Elizabeth never remarried, nor had she heard anything of Hans’s whereabouts. She kept her eye on arrested criminals in Denmark, but nothing ever showed up. She just assumed Hans had left Denmark too. She had no worries though. Chances were one in a million that Hans went into hiding in New York City. atau so she thought.

Now she and her son, Ryan, were walking back to their apartment. Elizabeth had just gotten Ryan from what was his last...

POM's Gender Bender and Crossover Version Chapter 2

posted by werockz

Chapter 2: Priva's Dream about Private
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"Wow!That was a nasty surprise."Private exclaimed. "Tell me about it."Priva berkata "Listen,all of you! Do anda think anda could defeat us? Thanks to the Ice King and Queen, we now have lots of powers to freeze anda all."Girlhole said. They laughed evilly and the televisi turned off. When they explained the whole story, Kowalska had a detik thought. "We have to disguise anda as penguins so Albert won't recognize you. Probably, Rica will make the bunks."Kowalska said. Kowalska got one of her inventions...

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Brothers cuplikan (title may change)

posted by peacebaby7

Skipper kept a close eye on them. after about seven laps, he had begun to cool off. After he had some time to think about it, he started to feel like he was a little harsh on his men. He decided that once they passed him, he'd stop them to apologize. He never would have guessed he wouldn't get the chance.

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She woke slowly, she realized she was somewhere inside, she couldn't feel the cold winter crisp on her cheeks. It was warmer here. At least she was warm until ice cold water landed in her face. She shook her head ans spat out water, then realized...

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Celeste Chapter 1

posted by legendary7

A beautiful pinguin, penguin rested in her deep, shady domain. Lullabied oleh the steady rythmn of the waves, she remained still. Her acute senses picked them up right away. They were coming for her, once again, and she knew it.
This time, it would be different, though: she would be free, atau so she thought. It was what she had trained for, her whole hardshipped life.
In the deep ocean, she could see nothing. She relied on scent, instinct, strength, speed, stealth, and hearing alone. The perahu was coming toward her.
The usual bait they threw her, now seemed like only crumbs compared to her new diet. Her...

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A Look Into Their World

posted by SuperRico

Can I have some cake?

A look into their world

Skipper: *looks up from his bunk and sees the other penguins up* Wha? *falls out of his bunk where he is greeted oleh Julien* Ringtail!

Julien: Oh, hi Skipper. I just came oleh here to borrow some cake.

Skipper: Get out of our habitat!

Julien: After I get the cake?

Skipper: *pushes Julien out*

Julien: Can I still get the cake?

Skipper: *closes door in Julien's face*

Julien: Alright, fine.

Skipper: What are anda all doing up?

Private: anda slept really late. It's already eleven thirty.

Skipper: Eleven what?!

Private: Eleven thirty.

Skipper: Where's Kowalski?

Private: Inventing something....

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Skipper's conversation with Cleverbot

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Uh... Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Why do anda need to know, robot?

Cleverbot: Because I'm curious.

User: I don't trust any man-made bingkah, cowok of metal.

Cleverbot: When did anda trust me before?

User: What's your game robot?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Don't know? A little suspicious. Don't anda think?

Cleverbot: No, I am a green bunny named Pablo!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Cheese and crackers man! Get a grip on yourself!

Cleverbot: I hear that a lot about myself to.

User: *fish slaps your metal face*.

Cleverbot: Sorry?

User: anda didn't see anything.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: *face-flipper*.

Cleverbot: Hardly :).

User: Would anda like me to get Rico?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ugh you're worse than Ringtail.

Cleverbot: I have no tail...

User: *bangs head on wall*

Cleverbot: Would anda like a marshmallow?

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 9

posted by peacebaby7

Alex & Maurice...

Alex & Maurice had been walking for about an jam now. So far there was no trace of Mort. They called his name several times without an answer. "Oh man. Where is he? This is bad....he's probably out there all alone. Cold. Scared. This is all my fault..." Maurice berkata worriedly. Alex put his paw on his shoulder & turned him around to face him. "Look Maurice. I'm sure Mort's fine. And it's not your fault. anda couldn't of known." Maurice considered for a moment. "I suppose you're right..." Alex put on a sad smile. "Yeah. C'mon. He's gotta be around here somewhere."...

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The Black Death Chapter 4: The First Death

posted by legendary7

Note: I really hope anda guys enjoy this chapter. This is where it gets lebih dramatic. Spoiler: (Private has a nightmare, that is pretty violent, so if anda don't wanna read that part I understand.) While I was menulis that part my electricity went out, which freaked me out and caused a delay on posting it. Sorry about that. ;)
Kowalski got his options notebook ready. "My puncak, atas two suspects are: Ms. Williams and the maid. I think everyone agrees with me." Kowalski assumed. "Actually, Kowalski, I thought Timothy was akting guilty." Skipper said. "Here, all in favor of my idea raise your flipper."...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 14

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

*penguins pass a secluded pond*

Rico: "FISH!"

Skipper: "Exactamundo! Rico!"

*Rico & Kowalski dive in*

Skipper: "Don't worry Private, I'll bring up a detik round for you."

Private: "Thanks."

Skipper: *salutes & dives in*

Private: Not much further now...just a little more...

Kowalski: *jumps out of water*

Rico: *jumps out after*

Skipper: *jumps out with ikan in hand* "Here anda go, young Private."

Private: "Oh, thanks." *begins eating*

Skipper: *goes & sits at the waters edge*

Private: *whispering* "Kowalski, what's his deal?"

Kowalski: "Oh. He does that sometimes. He goes to think about...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 10

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Private: *walking along with the migration, in the back, where he'd be unnoticed, where no one would pay attention to him* I've had slow a slow week. There hasn't been much trouble since the migration started. I guess that just makes my job easier. I--OW! What was that?" *feels a prick on the back of his neck...then reaches back & pulls a small dart from the back of his neck*

Private: "What th--whoa..." *his vision becomes blurred, the world tips back & forth & begins spinning...feeling dizzy, sleepy...he falls forward... unconscious*

1 jam Later...

Private: "Oooooh...Where...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 5

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: *waddling along a long way behind the rest of the migrating penguins (however they can be seen on the horizon)*

Why did this have to happen? It's all my fault. If I hadn't passed out there may have been some hope for them. Why'd they have to go & save my life. It should've been me. Why, oh, why wasn't it me...

*frustrated & angry he sits down in the snow...just thinking...& starts weeping again*

(????): "What's the matter, cupcake?"

Skipper: *looks up at the pinguin, penguin standing over him* "Who are you?"

(????): "My name is Buck Rockgut. What seems to be the problem?"

Skipper:...

pinguin, pinguin, penguin Bloopers: Private (from Skorca!)

posted by peacebaby7

Sugar High: Take 1

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I cinta sugar & I'm the blestrecker, bleh! Sorry, mouth got dry."

Sugar High: Take 2

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I cinta sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a api truck!...Or is it engine? Script!"

Sugar High: Take 3

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I cinta sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a api engine! WEEWOOWEEWOO! Arrg, I'm a pirate! Wow! A caterpillar! My name backwards is...Wait, what is my name backwards?"

Sugar High:...

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The Chosen One (POM version) (Chapter 2)

posted by werockz

Chapter 2- Sailing to Antarctica

Private just ignored. He put up the flag and wore his life vest. "Wait! We will go with you."Skipper said. Private hesitated but sighed. "Fine but we are not eating ikan atau any thing. We'll only eat pastas, cokelat balls and for drinks: milk."Private said. "Fine!"Marlene said. They wore their life vests. "But Julien has to stay here because the perahu might sink."Private smiled. "No!"Julien exclaimed. They left Julien and the perahu moved. At first, it was such a fine weather. The waves moved smoothly. The sun was shining and it was a perfect hari for sailing. Just...

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The Black Death Chapter 1 The Invitation

posted by legendary7

Private rushed through the dark murderous forest for his life. Leaping over dead pohon roots, croutching under branches, and yelping for some one's, anyone's help, he raced farther and farther away from the inferno mansion. For all he knew, the maniac that killed his friends was on his trail. No time, did he waste, to glance back to found where his attacker was.
Soon he was almost at the threshold, where they had almost wrecked coming. Just then in front of him Skipper's shadowy figure jumped from a pohon with an ax in one flipper, blocking the trembling Private from escaping. "Sorry, I have...