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posted by 10amberpet
Skipper, the fearsome leader of the penguins had decided to take a short walk before sunrise. It was super dark outside, usually the time the Leonard was awake. But sometimes he ran into the beautiful berang-berang Marlene, who offered to take a walk with him. As always, he though about it, coming to the conclusion of "yes." But something strange had happened one hari when they were walking.

"Hello Penguin!" King Julien berkata swinging down from the pohon and placing himself between the two. "Hello beautiful lady."

"Oh hi Julien!" The always smiling Marlene greeted. "Me and Skipper were just taking a walk."

"If anda gonna walk de walk, do it like this." He berkata taking Skipper's flipper that was closest to Marlene and placing it around the cheastnut otter.

"Julien!" Skipper yelled, removing his flipper from Marlene immediately. "We do not have that kind of relationship!"

"Oh sure don't anda lie to me mister flightless bird." Julien said. "You know anda like her. Better yet anda cinta her. Wanna give her a little cinta peck?" He started making those silly pecking signals.

"Julien." Marlene sighed. "Me and Skipper have never liked each other in this way. Why do anda think it's different now?" A blush formed across her face as she looked at Skipper. Okay maybe she did cinta him, but does Skipper feel the same way about her?

"You'll see anda two. You'll fall in LOVE!" Julien berkata jumping back up to the tree. "Don't tell me I didn't warn joo!"

"Shut it Ring Tail!" Skipper yelled as he clenched his fist.

"Hey Skipper." Marlene berkata looking at him. "Do anda think that King Julien might actually be right? That we truely do cinta each other?"

"Don't listen to him Marlene." Skipper said. He looked up to the sky. "I-I have to go before the boys worry."

"I better go to freshen up for the school kids today." Marlene said. "Bye Skipper."

"Bye Marlene." Skipper berkata waving to her and waddling back to his own habitat.

Marlene smiled and walked back to her halaman awal as well.
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At breakfast, Skipper didn't eat one bit.

"Skippa. Is everything alright?" Private asked. "You seem pretty gloomy today."

"I'm fine." Skipper berkata playing around with his fish. He skid it into the middle of the table. "I lost my appetite." The leader got up from his kursi and walked out the door.

"What is wrong with him?" Kowalski asked puzzled.

"Who know's Kowalski." Private said. "Skippa seems pretty emotional lately."

"Correct." Kowalski agreed. "According to my calculations this is something someone would do when they are....In love."

"Skippa in love?" Private jumped. "Oh goody! That is great!"

"Not always Private." Kowalski redirected him. "Skipper can be quite soft in these times. He refuses to fight, and he gets alot quieter."

"Oh really?" Private said. "Well I'm still going to find out who Skippa loves even if it kills me!" Private berkata sliding out the door.

"Poor Skipper." Kowalski berkata taking the picture frame from under his bantal of a young penguinette with Ravenette feathers with dark turquose streaks. "I know how anda feel."
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Why can't I get her out of my head? I can't stop thinking about Marlene. Maybe Ringtail is right, maybe I do... Skipper shook his head furiously. Julien is never right about anything so of course he was trying to make me and Marlene date. Grr....he makes me so mad.

A small branch was in Skipper's way, so he kicked it aside. Ring Tail is full of baloney. Why listen to him?

"Oh hi Skipper." A sweet voice berkata as he walked oleh the berang-berang habitat.

"Marlene!" Skipper jumped looking at the cheastnut otter. "Oh it's you."

"Yeah it's me." Marlene berkata jumping down from her wall. "Everything alright?"

"Oh yes, yes. Everything is perfect!" He berkata giving a nervous laugh.

"Oh Skipper don't anda lie to me." Marlene berkata giving him a hug from the side. "I know anda like me."

"I do not!" Skipper berkata pushing her away. "I would never do what Ring Tail said!"

"Come on Skipper." Marlene grabbed his flipper. "How about anda come to my place to have some teh atau something?"

Skipper obviously was to nice to refuse such a nice offer. "Sure." Skipper said. It was like a date.

"Great." Marlene berkata putting her head on Skipper's shoulder and walking into her habbitat.

Skipper was now happy, as he and Marlene told a couple jokes while they were having the tea. They also had talked about problems they were facing.
posted by Skiparah
It was an unusually chilly night in June. It was the 8th of June to be exact. Rain was pouring down in torrents, showering the abandonned trailer. The reflection of headlights on an occasional passing vehicle atau a flashlight danced along the tin roof. A pinguin, penguin darted quickly across the gravel road, his body slicked and shiny from the pounding rain. He hurried to the trailer, ducking beneath it and crawling down underneath. He slunk a short ways before thrusting himself up through a hatch in the floor above him. He found himself in a small, warm kitchen. He stood up, slicking the rainwater...
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March 06, 2000
0739 hours


"Hey! Are anda okay?" Fahlcon crouched low to avoid gunfire, and ran to the man on the ground hidden behind a slope clutching his shoulder. Once he got to him, he lied his gun down and examined his wound. It was deep. He couldn't even see the bullet. Blood covered his entire shoulder and he was sweating. There was sign of infection. "What's your name soldier?" Fahlcon asked. "Hans...Hans Gruber." The man answered. He spoke with a Danish accent. He had dark hair and hazel eyes. Fahlcon swung his senapan on his back and helped him up. Half carrying him, he managed to get...
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(Note: This Is Based Of The Cold Opening of the Family Guy episode "North To North Quahog" and Some Of The Shows Listed Are Stuff I Made Up and are Marked In Italics)

Kowalski: Skipper I'm In Here With Big News!

Skipper: What Is It Kowalski? Denmark Beat America In The Olympic bola voli Tournament?

Kowalski: No We've Benn Canceled!

Rico: WHAT?

Private: oh deer.

Skipper: *spits out ikan Coffee* CANCELED?

Kowalski: Yes.

Private: Why Would They Do That?

Kowlaski: Well Nickelodeon Had To Make Room For Great Shows Like: Fred: The Show, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Planet Sheen, House Of Anubis, Supah Ninjas, Bucket...
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"Gin." Private berkata as he put his hand of cards on the table. "GAH!" Kowalski exclaimed as he threw his cards on the table. That was the 7th time in a row Private had beaten him. "Oh Kowalski! Don't be a sore loser!" Skipper told him from across the room. He was busy sorting through some classified files. "I'm not a sore loser!" Kowalski told him. "Then why are anda so upset!?" Skipper asked. Kowalski looked down a little and muttered: "...Because...I just taught him how to play this morning..." Skipper and Rico held back a laugh as best as they could. "Oh...It's not that big a deal Kowalski!"...
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posted by legendary7
While the other penguins fished on the boat, Private sat on the dock, sticking his feet in the water. The pinguin, penguin felt the ikan dash under his legs. A gust of wind nearly blew him over, scattering his Peanutbutter Winkies out of their bag.
Something smooth bumped his legs. Squinting, he peered into the water. An unfamiliar face stared into his. It was deeply sadden and filled with despair. The eyes were unforgettably a milky white. She was an astonishing creature.
Private was stunned. The rest of the team noticed.
"Private, anda okay, over there?" Skipper called.
The shivering pinguin, penguin didn't and...
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posted by BrightLight92
"Skipper... Before we are going to the Hoboken... Can we be giving them a proper burial?" Skipper looked sadly at the lemur, who was hugging his tail in comfort.

"Sure, Ringtail," The pinguin, penguin slid back through the dark tunnel without another word.

"Wait! Aren't I suppose to be helping?"

"You can help oleh digging the graves!" The distant voice of the leader echoed through the tunnel.

"Oh... Okay then!" Julien looked at the ground and started digging. He knew he'd get tired soon. He was never one for physical work.

Julien coughed and dusted himself off as he has 5 formidable holes dug. His whole body...
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Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

Kowalski:  Hi, I'm a penguin.

Skipper: Okay.

Kowalski: Are anda a penguin?

Skipper: Yes.

Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!

Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.

Kowalski: I like feeding things!

Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.

Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?

Skipper: anda can.

Kowalski: Yay! I cinta lemurs!

Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*

Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*

Skipper: Then anda can come out with us.

Kowalski: Hooray for fish!

Skipper: *sigh* 
Chapter 9

Skipper raised his sword and shield up, the odds were against him, but he had the power of his mother oleh his side. Blowhole controlled his monster with his mind, with just a simple thought he could make it do anything he wanted. Blowhole controlled his monster to use its claws to crush Skipper like a bug. Skipper jumped up before being sandwiched oleh the huge bat claws, but didn't notice one of the claws that came up to strike him down. While Skipper was down, Blowhole put his claws together and started to make a laser and shot at Skipper. Skipper turned himself into mist before he...
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posted by peacebaby7
Alex & Maurice...

Alex & Maurice raced through the jungle, following the sound of the weeping. The sound grew slightly louder the closer they got. They finally stopped when they realized that they heard the weeping coming from behind them. "Alex! How could we have missed him? Mort! Where are you?!" Maurice berkata as they turned around & began walking in the other direction. "I am here!" They heard Mort cry, but they still did not see him. "Mort! Where are you!? We still can't see you!" Maurice yelled. "I am in this hole & I can't get out!"

Alex & Maurice found where Mort was....
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User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! anda may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, anda are not a woman, anda are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can anda feel true emotions yourself?

User: anda are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, anda are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: hey that's what the Skipper pinguin, penguin tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, anda can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!...
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posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Maurice: "Hey! Alex!"

Alex: "Yeah, Maurice?"

Maurice: "King Julien berkata that anda can use his plane. I'm sure we could get it flying."

Alex: "That broken down thing? I don't think that's going to be very possible..."

Maurice: "I'm sure we can do something to get it up & running! C'mon...what do we have to lose?"

Alex: "I suppose you're right...just let me talk it over with the others."

Alex, Gloria, Marty, Melman

Alex: "So...what do anda think?"

Melman: "I don't know, it seems kind of dangerous...what if we crash? What if we crash into the ocean?"

Gloria: "Well, I don't see what we have...
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Clock Tower: Take 1

*BONG*

Private: "OW! MY EARHOLES!" *clenches side of head & falls off clock tower*

Director: "Private! I told anda it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What!?"

Director: "I berkata I told anda it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What do shrouds have to do with this?!"

Director: "NO! LOUD!"

Private: "What's loud?!"

Director: "The clock tower! I told anda to come prepared!"

Private: "THERE'S A beruang ON THE CLOCK TOWER?!"

Director: *slaps forehead*

Clock Tower: Take 2

*BONG*

*penguins are shown on the clock tower & jumping off*

Skipper/Private/Rico: *land...
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posted by Skiparah
(Skipper's Autobiography)

You might find it hard to believe if I came right out and
told anda the place I know the most about is the place I
hate lebih than any other. It's not the land itself. I guess
it's not the people either. I once let my hatred for them
get too far out of hand. Now that I think about it I find
that the people were only peices of the puzzle. It's
not the people atau the land that makes me dread it so
much. It's the memories.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Copenhagen, Denmark wasn't a terrible looking place.
I just knew deep down I didn't fit in there. I didn't
belong there. There are a few good memories...
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posted by peacebaby7
The Central Park Zoo: New York City

*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded oleh humans*

Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"

Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"

Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."

Skipper: "Um...ah...."

Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"

Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"

Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"

Skipper: "Will anda be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"

Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to...
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The morning arrived, sweeping petite white flakes to the snowy tundra. I peak out from under the sheets of snow and I rush into my parents' room as rapidly as my legs can take me. The tempat tidur is half vacant, my mother lays asleep oleh herself.
I climb my way up, grasping the covers. With all the strength I can muster up, I get on puncak, atas of her shoulder. I start poking her cheek to wake her up.
"Momma, wake up!" I yell, akting as an alarm clock, but she continuously snores. I groan and menyeberang, salib my flippers across my chest.
In a matter of minutes, I lose all interest, and hop down it the bed. To my suprise...
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Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! anda must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! anda TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! anda must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! anda ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...
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New Leonard: Take 1

Rat King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't atau anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be friends than to own friends..."

RK: "What are anda doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with...
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posted by 27Kowalski
I don't know if anda can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired oleh peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!



Director: Okay, for the selanjutnya scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, anda have to ciuman each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: anda heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop ciuman each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...
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@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

    
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. hey KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer oleh my side.. Want a round?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then pindah back a bit because I have a lemon..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.



@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't anda crawl into a #pantry and die already..

         
Broken Urn: Take 1

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"

Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"

DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."

Broken Urn: Take 2

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."

*Runs away*

Skipper: "Stop that berwarna merah muda, merah muda play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"

Chase Scene: Take 1

Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*

DoW: "Oh anda wanna dance, prom...
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