(I made this all up myself)
What is Rico's favorit song?
Dynamite.
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Private: Mmm! This is good hering!
Kowalski: That isn't hering, that's wild goldfish!
Private: Blah! I didn't even know those existed!
Kowalski: They don't.
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Kowalski: Trick question, Skipper. Why is the Sun red?
Skipper: Is this about Rico?
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What is black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange?
The Penguins of Madagascar.
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Why did the bomb menyeberang, salib the road?
It was in Rico's stomach.
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Skipper: Now it's time for the theme song.
Marty: Duh duh duh duh duh duh. Circus! Duh duh duh duh duh duh. Afro circus, Afro circus, Afro. Polka dot, polka dot, polka dot, Afro!
Skipper: Wrong song!
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What's black, white, gray, pink, orange, and has a frame?
Kowalski hugging a picture of Doris.
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If Skipper has a talent, and Rico has a talent, and Private has a talent, and Kowalski has a talent, does Manfridi have a talent?
No, he's dead.
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One hari Kowalski was trying out his new invention. It didn't work when he pressed the on button on the remote. He tried it again. And again. And again. It still didn't work. Now, Kowalski was really frustrated. He threw the remote across the room. His invention worked.
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If Rico made the T.V. explode, a pohon explode, and a car explode, what did he do to the bed?
Sleep in it.
What is Rico's favorit song?
Dynamite.
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Private: Mmm! This is good hering!
Kowalski: That isn't hering, that's wild goldfish!
Private: Blah! I didn't even know those existed!
Kowalski: They don't.
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Kowalski: Trick question, Skipper. Why is the Sun red?
Skipper: Is this about Rico?
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What is black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange?
The Penguins of Madagascar.
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Why did the bomb menyeberang, salib the road?
It was in Rico's stomach.
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Skipper: Now it's time for the theme song.
Marty: Duh duh duh duh duh duh. Circus! Duh duh duh duh duh duh. Afro circus, Afro circus, Afro. Polka dot, polka dot, polka dot, Afro!
Skipper: Wrong song!
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What's black, white, gray, pink, orange, and has a frame?
Kowalski hugging a picture of Doris.
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If Skipper has a talent, and Rico has a talent, and Private has a talent, and Kowalski has a talent, does Manfridi have a talent?
No, he's dead.
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One hari Kowalski was trying out his new invention. It didn't work when he pressed the on button on the remote. He tried it again. And again. And again. It still didn't work. Now, Kowalski was really frustrated. He threw the remote across the room. His invention worked.
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If Rico made the T.V. explode, a pohon explode, and a car explode, what did he do to the bed?
Sleep in it.
I want anda to know that we are makeing a new account we are telling anda this because we dont want to think we are just people that are copying them so we just want anda to know (exsep for me war penguin)
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Okay, Welcome. I got this from 'Who loves Kowalski? I DO! WE ALL DO!'
1.) Dont run into dating. Terrible things could happen.
Claudia: Hi kowalski! Lets kiss!
Kowalski: Uhh, we're not... Dating...
Claudia: *grabs Kowalski and starts making out with him*
Skipper: PAROLE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!
2.) Don't get too serious too fast!
Claudia: LETS GET MARRIED!
Kowalski: we've been dating for two days! ONLY TWO!
Claudia: Who cares?!
Skipper: lebih PAROLE!
3.) If anda think he doesn't like you, don't FORCE him to.
Claudia: Hi walski!
Kowalski: Hi!
Claudia: cinta ME!!
Kowalski: 0.0
4.)Don't be overprotectiive.
Claudia: Hi walski.
Kowalski: Hi
Marlene: Hi--
Claudia: STAY BACK FROM MY WALSKI!!
5.) Be careful of relationship bumps.
Claudia: Hi, walski.
Kowalski: shh, I'm busy with my experiment.
Claudia: *crying* WHY DON'T anda cinta ME, WALSKI?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WROOOOOONG?!?
(there will be five tips per article. ^^)
1.) Dont run into dating. Terrible things could happen.
Claudia: Hi kowalski! Lets kiss!
Kowalski: Uhh, we're not... Dating...
Claudia: *grabs Kowalski and starts making out with him*
Skipper: PAROLE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!
2.) Don't get too serious too fast!
Claudia: LETS GET MARRIED!
Kowalski: we've been dating for two days! ONLY TWO!
Claudia: Who cares?!
Skipper: lebih PAROLE!
3.) If anda think he doesn't like you, don't FORCE him to.
Claudia: Hi walski!
Kowalski: Hi!
Claudia: cinta ME!!
Kowalski: 0.0
4.)Don't be overprotectiive.
Claudia: Hi walski.
Kowalski: Hi
Marlene: Hi--
Claudia: STAY BACK FROM MY WALSKI!!
5.) Be careful of relationship bumps.
Claudia: Hi, walski.
Kowalski: shh, I'm busy with my experiment.
Claudia: *crying* WHY DON'T anda cinta ME, WALSKI?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WROOOOOONG?!?
(there will be five tips per article. ^^)
it's morning at the zoo:
kowalski says to skipper: i think anda have pretty eyes!
skipper: uh are anda ok kowalski???
kowalski: flibberty gibbet man im as juxtaposed as the selanjutnya hamburger!!!
private: skippa i really think there's something wrong with kowaslki!!!( goes to kowalski and knocks on his head) is anybody in there???
kowalski: why i dont know sweety bun!!!
private: skippa he's really freaking me out.....
ow!!!
skipper: what happened private???
Private: he's pulling me very hard help skippa!!!
skipper: rico!!! code blue weapens check wa- wait we cant hurt our teamate we just cant but we have to find out whats wrong!!!
see what happens in number 2
thanks
kowalski says to skipper: i think anda have pretty eyes!
skipper: uh are anda ok kowalski???
kowalski: flibberty gibbet man im as juxtaposed as the selanjutnya hamburger!!!
private: skippa i really think there's something wrong with kowaslki!!!( goes to kowalski and knocks on his head) is anybody in there???
kowalski: why i dont know sweety bun!!!
private: skippa he's really freaking me out.....
ow!!!
skipper: what happened private???
Private: he's pulling me very hard help skippa!!!
skipper: rico!!! code blue weapens check wa- wait we cant hurt our teamate we just cant but we have to find out whats wrong!!!
see what happens in number 2
thanks