pinguin, penguin of madagascar Article: Mother oleh Accident chapter 3:the new rules

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Mother oleh Accident chapter 3:the new rules

posted by andresandru

Arlene pulled Marlene back to her habitat, and saw Private and Mandy ciuman there. These two noticed her presence and blushed as they left their kiss.

"Private" Arlene started "would anda be nice and leave?" Mandy changed her blushing to an annoied look.

"hmmm, o-ok. bye Mandy" Private left, not whithout another ciuman in the cheeck of his lover. He slipped away, and Arlene crushed the newly-made wood door behind her.

"you two are going to know the new rules, and follow them, ok?" Arlene was making a verry serious tone in her voice, Mandy giggled as he asked a verry obvious question.

"why?"

"cause you're Marlene's "sister", right?" Arlene said, putting her hands in her hips

"well, since I pass 90% of my daily life in here, I'd say yes. Once again, why?" Mandy asked with a grin, not knowing the selanjutnya comment

"I'm your mother" Mandy started a very loud laugh, but after seeing the otters' expresions, she sighted

"ok" Arlene continued "rule number 1: do not leave this place without telling me atau you'll be grounded fo the rest of the day. rule number 2: no boyfriend unless I accept it. Rule number 3: if I find out that any of anda have a "secret romance" you'll be gounded for a week. Rule number four: be here before 7:00 p.m., anda need to sleep, I anda obey this I may give anda extra time saturdays and sundays. And rule number 5: don't complain lebih than 5 times a hari for anything atau you'll be grounded for the rest of the day. Any question?"

"me" Mandy started "in what does a grounding consists?"

"well, it consists in a basic groundng, no playing, no leaving, no having fun so anda can learn." Arlene pointed

"I also have one" Marlene started her pertanyaan "can I leave?"

"that depends, specify where?" Arlene asked, as she putted herself an celemek and pulled out a broom.

"well, to the pinguin, penguin H.Q.?" Marlene asked, not sure of the answer

"hmmmm, let me think, ok, but be back in ten minutes!" Arlene pointed, as Marlene left within many 'thankyous' and hops

"can I le-"

"no no no miss" Arlene pointed, as she threw a brom at the pinguin, penguin "you'll help me clen the house"

"come on!" Mandy berkata angry, as she started to sweep the floor

"ha! there goes one, remember, only five complains atau you'll be grounded" Arlene remembered her 'daughter' and Mandy let out a grumble, which made her mother giggle.

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nori + blowhole wedding

added by fun123fun

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Skilene Skits

posted by peacebaby7

Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the judul says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if anda wish to read them. Any judul with a Roman numeral selanjutnya to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope anda enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making anda laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...

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pinguin, pinguin, penguin Bloopers: Skipper and Marlene (from Snowmageddon)

posted by peacebaby7

Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding luar angkasa is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told anda before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...

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Body Swap Part 3 The Chase

posted by sowem

Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are anda doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't anda be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do anda know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...

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POM FUN FACTS!

posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little pony and Lunicorns Are Made oleh Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made oleh Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! atau Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

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pinguin, pinguin, penguin Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 3rd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do anda see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And anda can be my friend! Oh! And anda can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...

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pinguin, pinguin, penguin Bloopers: Skilene (from King Julien For A Day)

posted by peacebaby7

Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to kubung, pukang habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes anda look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...

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pinguin, pinguin, penguin Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers anda can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But oleh golly anda are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins ciuman Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have anda been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers anda can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But oleh golly anda are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

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Your pinguin, pinguin, penguin Personality

posted by queenpalm

I'm menulis this so anda can find out wich pinguin, penguin anda are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!

What is your favorit way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes anda sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your favorit subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....

POM Group Therapy (spoof of collegehumor's "Cereal Mascots Therapy Session")

posted by mostar1219

Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a kacang mentega winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....

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The lucky coin. prologue

posted by andresandru

100 years ago....

"get him!" a gagak showted, as manny badgers and binatang ran against Mr. Linert and his puffin, burung bayan laut friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...

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The Private Who Cried serigala Chapter 3

posted by legendary7

Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do anda think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell anda that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if anda go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If anda don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...

Against Kowalski (a fanfiction- chapter 1)

posted by burdockburr

The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, atau something like that, but I've changed it's judul becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone oleh sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would cari for clues the selanjutnya morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...

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Jake The berang-berang (A Skilene Story)

posted by RockOnPoM

Jake The berang-berang (Credit to Creator of Picture)

Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)

One hari in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a pinguin, penguin documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." berkata a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do anda need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't anda remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......

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Marlene - Teardrops On My gitar (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

Teardrops On My Guitar...

Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...

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Romeo and Juliet Chapter 2

posted by karenkook

"Romeo and Juliet" will now be called "Romeo and Juliet... and Romeo?" Also, I'm menulis 3 separate stories on different spots!!! :O Sorta hard for me to be fast.
   Chapter 2
   Julien turned onto his side to see Private standing there looking down at him. "Oh, hello Private." Julien mumbled. "What are anda doing here?"
   "Well, anda seem a bit down in the dumps lebih than usual." Private replied. Julien responded oleh laying on his back and sighed. "Still upset about Marlene?" Private, along with a few lebih animals, noticed that Julien hasn't been himself since the whole 'Skilene' thing. He...

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Romeo and Juliet

posted by karenkook

Chapter 1

Julien was lying on his back in his bounce house. He sighed sorrowfully as the zoo visitors passed oleh his habitat. Well, only one type of zoo visitors made him sigh, the couples. The two humans looked like they were having fun as they held hands, kissed, and walked around the zoo together looking at all of the animals. They were happy. </I>He</I> was not. Julien would've been dancing alongside his two loyal subjects and closest friends, if it weren't for one person that kept clouding his mind.
"Marlene." the kubung, pukang king whispered sadly so only he can hear. How his...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Mountain of the Yetis’ Part 2/3

posted by NYCPenguins

The North Face of Mount Everest

Private: [Shrieks] "A Yeti?"

Could it be true? He couldn't believe his Eyes! Yetis don’t exist! (A Yeti is a kind of ‘Abominable Snowman’ that looks like an Ape. These are Mythological Creatures of the Himalayan Mountains. They have long Red hair, covering their whole bodies, except the face and hands.)
So, the Yeti glares at Private with its Fiery Red Eyes and growls…

Yeti: "Grrr…"
Private: [Creeps out] "What are you?"
Yeti: "More Victims! Mmmm..." [Stretches out arms to catch Private]
Private: [Gasps] "No, stay away from me!"

Private runs away, gasping in horror. The Yeti springs onto...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 4/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

Meanwhile, in Marlene's Habitat...

Marlene: [Creeped out] "Aah!!! Skipper? Julien? Why are anda guys akting so weird?"
Skipper: "Prepare to meet your end, sister!"
Marlene: "Huh?"
Julien: "How shall we put it? 'Your doom'!"
Private: [From far away] "Not on our watch!"

Private and Rico finally tampil up, to protect Marlene from the Virtual Clones…

Skipper: "You Losers come back for more?"
Private: [Angry] "We’re here to stop anda and send anda back to your gloomy Virtual World, where anda came from!"
Julien: [Laughs evilly] "Funny, that sounded like a threat! The thing is Wannabe Penguins don't actually...

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Invisible Ninja Bowling Pin

posted by EppofangirlXD

It was the penguins’ early morning training. They were all standing before a bunch of ninja bowling pins, tensed and ready.

“Steady…” Skipper said. “And go!”

Then black and white flew everywhere as all four of them fought all ten bowling pins. They knocked them down and battered them up. The pins stood no chance as they attacked.

Finally, all ten were down and they all gathered in the middle, feeling proud and accomplished. But then Skipper frowned. “There’s one! Private! Go get it!”

Private whirled around in a panic, trying to spot the undefeated ninja. But there was nothing....