pinguin, penguin of madagascar Article: Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 5

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 5

posted by mostar1219

In the "MAD" universe
Jack: Those penguins are right in front of us!!!
Ramsay: Don't worry, didn't anda say that anda can pull your head off and shoot api out of your eyes?
Jack: Yea.
Ramsay: Well, THROW YOUR HEAD AT THEM, SKELETON MAN!!! (Jack throws his head attempting to hit the penguins)
S: Rico, deploy Jackie Robinson pitcher mode! (Rico catches the head and throws it and it hits Team Johnny Test)
Susan: I'll press the net button. (presses a button and a net appears and catches Jack's head)
Johnny: Impressive. (everyone rides on the back of Clifford the Big Red Dog and go through the portal to the "Johnny Test" universe)
P: This must be a really small and wacky town.
Power Racer: Wacky, indeed. If anda see a wierd Darth Vadar-like guy, try your best to hit him.
S: How do anda know so much?
Power Racer: That's classified, Skipper. All anda need to know is that everyone else will be EATING MY DUST!!! (speeds up)
Johnny: Hmm, maybe one of these colorful buttons can help us out. (presses the parachute button)
Dukey: Well, I'm pressing the GREEN button! (presses the button to the Knock Out Purfume)
10 menit later
Johnny: (everyone wakes up) Woah! Didn't see THAT coming.
Mary: How come those penguins and masked racer are even farther ahead of us?
Power Racer: (yells back) Turns out we have similar Conscious Caution technology! (high fives Kowalski and everyone goes through the portal)
In Lyoko
Power Racer: Oh, the mountain sector.
P: And I see different parts of the other sectors! Even Sector 5!!
K: Of course! To keep the race from taking to long, the race had one part of each sector without the hassle!!!
Aelita: Odd, do anda have your laser arrows on you? It seems like they'll help us out.
Odd: No sweat, Mrs. Einstein. LASER ARROW!! (shoots an panah to the side of the penguins' car and causing them to be leaning at an edge)
Power Racer: What the? (drives up to the Penguins) GUYS!
P: Power Racer!
Power Racer: Quick, jump in my car and hurry!
S: Give us a good reason for us to jump in!
Power Racer: Because you'll ALL end up in the Digital Sea if anda don't!
S: Forget it! I don't trust gay folk like you! (quickly covers beak)
Power Racer: Wait, anda think I'm gay? Is that you're problem?
K: His problem! It's just that you've been helping us during the race and it's been unusual to him.
Power Racer: Everything will make sense soon enough. Get in! (the penguins get in the Power Racer's car and the penguins' car falls in the digital sea)
S: Are anda sure anda trust your gay stalker? (Kowalski punches Skipper in the gut)
P: Our car!
Power Racer: Don't worry, it'll be retrieved after the race.

kristalovepercy wow, that was...VERY werid. but awesome!! post soon

A natal Surprise: Chapter 1

posted by Metallica1147

A natal Surprise
Chapter 1: Guess whose coming?

It's an early cold morning in the Central Park zoo, and in the berang-berang habitat Brandon is just waking up. While Marlene is cleaning her habitat like a neat freak.

"Marlene, what are doing?"

"Cleaning!"

"Why are anda cleaning? natal isn't until this Saturday."

"I know but I got a message from my parents saying that they will be here tomorrow!"

"Your parents?"

"Yeah why?"

Brandon didn't say anything for a few minute, but then he explained.

"I… never knew my parents."

"You didn't? I thought your parents lived with anda back at your old zoo."

"No, I have...

Tis' the Green-Eyed Monster chapter 2

posted by jackandjill2

It was six o’ clock - 18:00 hours. All the penguins were busying themselves in the HQ. Skipper was menulis up his daily laporan to himself; Kowalski was working furiously on his clipboard, on the verge of the possibility to divide oleh zero; Private was merrily working out a puzzle with a picture of a permen store on it; Rico was brushing his doll’s hair and humming to himself. All was quiet - except the sounds of humming and scribbling - just the way they liked it.

Skipper put down his pencil and just basked in his own thoughts for a while. He realized that he could quite possibly be the luckiest...

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A detik chance for cinta (chapter 5)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5

The selanjutnya night Skipper and Brandon was getting everything ready, Skipper was tuning his guitar, and Brandon was getting the rest of the oysters. Once everything was ready Brandon went inside the cave to go get Marlene.

“Hey Marlene, I have a little surprise for you.”

“What is it?”

“Come with me but cover your eyes.”

“Why do I have to cover my eyes?”

“Just cover them and fallow me Marlene.”

So Marlene and Brandon both went outside. Brandon was holding her arms so wouldn’t be bumping in to anything...

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Unexpected cinta - Chapter Six: Eight Letters, Three Words, One Meaning

posted by dsprtpenguin

Finn grabbed my arm. "Marlene, anda can't be serious." he whispered.

"Oh, anda bet I am serious." I crossed my arms and raised my eyebrow.

"You can't be together." Finn said.

"Give me two reasons why." I frowned.

"One. You're a mammal and he's a bird," Finn paused. "Two. Skipper looks like one of those binatang who'll just break your heart."

"Well, is that bad? What if he isn't one of those guys? What? Are anda a racist against Skipper now? I thought anda guys were friends?" I snapped.

"It's not bad and I hope he's not one of those guys and no he's not a racist and yes we are friends." Finn reacted as...

I will never forget this.. When I loved the humans, and the pen-goo-ins. but now..

posted by birath

One day, In 1979, soon atau later, something happened. This is how I lost my tail. I performed trick at Coney Island, New York. Way before Dr blowhole performed the Ring of Fire. I had to perform a highly dangerous trick. I had to jump through 3 hoops of fire, In a pool of sharks.
Trainer: Come on, anda retarded dolphin.
Me: Yeah right.
Other trainer: This ikan lumba-lumba, lumba-lumba is only 10. He shouldnt be jumping through these hoops at this time, he's young.
Trainer: What do anda know about dolphins?
Me: *What do YOU!?*
Other trainer: FINE. I was just thinking that Jack (Me) is too young to perform this dangerous...

Lester, Dexter, and Hexter: Sibling Rivalry: Chapter Two

posted by Pluma

Hexter struggled violently against the net. If he didn't get the water out his lugs soon, he would die and he knew it. Hexter lashed one way to the next. The net got caught into his mouth, cutting into the roof of his mouth. I'm gonna die. he thought gloomily as he gasped for air. So far, he had only succeeded in tangling his right flipper tighter in the netting. Hexter struggled again for one last time and was still.

Dexter was happy. He thought he had killed Hexter, and now his troubles were over. No lebih prankster. The perfect paradise. As he swam home, he realized that his parents would...

A pinguin, pinguin, penguin cinta Story part 4

posted by Shadowpenguin

Private looked at his feet. "How long did Skippa say to stand out here?" He asked dully. Rico shrugged. "Dunno," Kowalski remembered. "Until he gave the call," Private looked up and stared and the entrance hatch and looked back down. "What do anda suppose they are doing down there?" Kowalski and Rico shrugged.

Pluma sat down and took a deep breath. Skipper looked at her. "Well, go on. It could NOT be that bad!" Pluma licked her beak nervously. "I'm REALLY bad at it," She explained. Skipper reached out and took her flipper. "It's okay," He said. Pluma smiled faintly. "Okay then,"

"I forgot the...

Mall Maniac

posted by Aquade

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from the Penguins of Madagascar atau Central Park Zoo. What I do own is this plot line, though.

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"Skipper!" It was Private's turn to watch the monitors for any suspicious behavior, and the pinguin, penguin was currently staring at one of the screens. "He's done it again!"

"What is it, Private?" berkata Skipper, clearly annoyed. "We were playing a game of cards!"

The leader had some cards in his flippers. The rest of the penguins came out. Kowalski cleared his throat. "Actually, I'm kind...