"We woke up, felling dizzy, I just could barly stand up in four, then I saw her, yelly was right above us, death, the black over-grown badger, was behind us, as she turned in a circle.

I was trying to find where were we, but I didnt want to make yelly atack e with death, since I've never defeted her, I still acted dizzy, moving from one place to another, like if I was.....was......whats the word?"

"Sladish, annoying, drunk?" Private said, looking angrily at Skipper, he knew the real deal with this

"RIGHT! druk, like if I was drunk, she eventually discovered my trick, since evryone else was standing straight up.

"so skippy, wil anda please stop being so, I dont know, stupid as a bean?" she asked me, with a low voice, but putting as much sarcasm as shecould, combining it with anger and frustration

"for the last time yelly" I berkata as I stod up "here comes the reality for you: anda MADE ME STEAL THE WHOLE COUNTY OF BRAZIL!"

"SHUT UP!" berkata death, making her way along me, with her sharp white cla-"

"black" Private interupted

"huh?"

"dont worry, because I now something: THIS SH*T IS NOT REAL SKIPPA'!" Private shouted, jumping of the meja of examination

"dont talk me like tha-"

"shut up, android, I know this is a lie, for this:

1-death is a he not a she.

2-you dont speak like skipper, skipper talks about beeing great even when he's not!

3- death's claws are BLACK, not WHITE!

4- and the easiest, my mark was in the back, not in my belly, anda idiot!"

Suddently everything made sense for private, the parts the computer conused were the one of lie, death could clim on the clock tower: she was to big, when they got captured, they surely didnt escape atau do anything he said

"atention. atention. prisioner has discovered, repeat. prisioner has discovered, repeat...." a com puter said, as Private escaped through the ikan bowl, just to see a horrible sight: the zoo was engulfted oleh flames

authors note: this is my last artikel in some weeks, sorry ---andresandru off!---