This story is for Miss Lilly, AKA Skipperfan 5431. May anda be happy with him.

CHAPTER 1:OBSERVATIONS AND HYPOTHESIS

    I went inside the I thought empty HQ, but only to find Lilly in Skipper's arms. My arrival struck them Frozen staring at me with wide eyes. they may have seen the pain in my face because Lilly whispered "Kowalski,"
    That voice! That angelic voice, the voice that will never hold cinta for me. I stormed off to my lab and slammed the door shut. I headed to my table, maybe science will divert my thinking. I stared at my test tubes, but the image of Lilly and Skipper together burned in front of my yes. I threw a couple of beakers to the floor in frustration.
    A knock at the door. "Kowalski? Kowalski? Are anda alright? Can we talk?"
    "Im fine!" I yelled to loudly, making the lie lebih evident.
    "Come on Lilly, he needs some time alone." I heard Skipper say, then I heard them leave.
    I threw a test tube to the wall. Why? Why Lilly? Why did anda cure my broken jantung just to break it again?
    I sighed. I took my clipboard and turned to the last page. There I kept a stolen picture of Lilly. She was staring at some distant place, with those precious blue eyes, a small smile on her beak, the wind gently brushing her feathers. I stroked teh picture lovingly thinking Oh Lilly, what would I do just to make anda mine. I'd do everything.
    An idea came into my head. I just realized I havent done anything yet to win Lilly's love. Zero percent, disregarding the cinta potions. And its never too late! An evil grin appeared on my face. I grabbed a pencil and begun scribbling again, its been a while since I felt this rush of urgency and excitement through me.
    I think it has been a week, take atau add another day. I haven't left my laboratory that long. No one seemed to dare disturb me, not even Skipper, except when Private comes in silently with some ikan which will be left untouched hours after it was left.
    According to experts, cinta with the proper circumstances changes into..I reviewed my old psychology notes. I have a hidden evil genius character after all, it is fairly easy to do! I looked at Lilly's picture again, and stroked it once more.
    "Soon dear Lilly, soon."

CHAPTER 2: EXTRA SPECIAL
    To everyone's suprise and delight I attended the morning exercise. I left for a while after that, to gather everything I need for my plan. I placed them inside a box so no one will have a clue of what up to. When I waddled in the HQ everyone was watching TV and they all turned when I came. The first thing I observed is Skipper and Lilly sat close together. Too close together, I thought. A feeling of fury came to me, but I fought over it. This setting is already planned.
    "Hello everyone," I greeted. "Anything good to watch on the TV?" As if I dont already know.
    "There's an action movie in about ten minutes!" Private exclaimed. Then his tone changed. "What's in the box?
    "Materials for another invention."
    "Oh boy," Rico mumbled.
    "Ten menit anda say, Private?" Well just enough to make popcorns!" I told them. Lilly and Skipper had been quiet a long time, as expected.
    "Skipper," I began the lines I had rehearsed. "Take care of Lilly for me alright?"
    Silence enveloped the room. It was Lilly who broke the silence. "You're not mad anymore? I mean anda accept that I and Skipper.."she trailed off unable to continue.
    "Absolutely," Skipper answered my first question. I gave them a small smile and waddled off to get the popcorn.
    Not for long, I thought when I disappeared from their sight.
    I came back later holding two bowls of popcorn. "This bowl is just for anda two lovebirds." I berkata as I handed the bowl to Lilly. "Its special because it has extra butter. "And this one, is for us since Rico doesnt like butter." I sat selanjutnya to Rico and gave him the other bowl.
    "Yum!" Rico said.
    "Good thinking Kowalski!" Private complimented.
    Skipper looked suspiciously at me. "You never paid attention to things like this before."
    "Come on Skipper, its just a simple reconciliation gift." I countered.
    "Well this jagung meletus, popcorn is tasty!" Lilly commented.
    At that Skipper ate some too. "Yeah I agree with you. Not bad Kowalski."
    "Shh! The movie is starting!" Private berkata eagerly.
    I paid no attention at all to the movie. I dont care. They laughed and oohed and aahed but a different movie is playing on my head, with me as the director. anda see, the jagung meletus, popcorn I gave to Lilly and Skipper was extra special not only because it has extra butter. It had a secret ingredient: "Truth Serum" I altered its molecular structure so when anybody takes it, there will be no staring into luar angkasa and continous babbling. They will feel normal. Even their truth telling will be unnoticeable to them they'll just blame it on careless selves. Most importantly it lasts for a couple of days. Phase 1 is succesful. I munched on my share of jagung meletus, popcorn happily.