Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody/Radio Ga Ga @ Live Aid

When I was born, I was diberikan a choice - A big dick atau a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

A wife is a sex object. Every time anda ask for sex, she objects.

Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but selanjutnya to the best thing on earth.

There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

Virginity can be cured.

Virginity is...

So this tahun happens to be over in 11 hours and 32 minutes. And because of that I thought I could write a little something about each one of anda :]

Nate
The king. The king of randomness to be honest. He's just awesome and I have no idea what I (and the other pinjas) would have done without him. He must be some sort of a saint. He got the Leytoners and the Brucasers to become friends after such a long time fighting. That I respect him for. Also his pervert-ness is not to be wrong of. Even though it's kind of creepy, it's hilarious. Him and Tool together.. No needs to say lebih :] Nate. You're an...

CHAPTER TWO.

Cherry ceri, cherry boom boom
Mary: HANNAH! COME HERE NOW!
H: What the HELL?
Mary: Did anda buy es krim again? anda know I hate it.
H: First off, its taste is MANGO. Epic.
Mary: Yeah right.
H: And secondly, anda are a complete retard for not liking es krim so shut up.
Mary: But there’s no room in the fridge for my vegetables.
DING DONG. Hannah runs to open, glad that she was saved from the “fight”.
Cat: hey my girl.
H: hey Kitty.
Mary: Who is it?
H: It’s Cat. She brought us some ice-cream.
Mary: anda have got to be kidding me. Mangos and es krim are FORBIDDEN in here.
G: WHY ARE YOU...

Happy sweet sixteen my Ballah!:D
You better have a terrific day, and an amazing tahun ahead of you, cause anda deserve it!♥

Hannah! anda have this unique, amazing, incredible and loveable personality which anda just can't miss! anda make the room (forum) look at anda when anda step in, and anda somehow make me smile even though i'm having a real shitty day! And I don't think I have to tell anda about your world known (fanpop-known) cheating skils! PCBR (pathetic cheating bayi rules) says it all!;P
You will always be my teacher/master/mentor (you choose), and I always enjoy cheating with you! Cheating...