Answers to 5 of the toughest pertanyaan women ask...
There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an artikel in an issue of Sassy magazine.
The five pertanyaan are:
1 - "What are anda thinking?"
2 - "Do anda cinta me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do anda think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would anda do if I died?"
What makes these pertanyaan so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answered properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:
1 - "What are anda thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman anda are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:
a - Football
b - Baseball
c - How fat anda are.
d - How much prettier she is than you.
e - How he would spend the insurance money if anda died.
According to the Sassy article, the best answer to this stupid pertanyaan came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it oleh his wife, Peg. "If I wanted anda to know," Al said, "I'd be talking instead of thinking."
The other pertanyaan also have only one right answer but many wrong answers:
2 - "Do anda cinta me?" The correct answer to this pertanyaan is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be lebih elaborate, anda may answer, "Yes, dear." Wrong jawaban include:
a - I suppose so.
b - Would it make anda feel better if I berkata yes.
c - That depends on what anda mean oleh "love".
d - Does it matter?
e - Who, me?
3 - "Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this pertanyaan is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong jawaban include:
a - I wouldn't call anda fat, but I wouldn't call anda thin either.
b - Compared to what?
c - A little extra weight looks good on you.
d - I've seen fatter.
e - Could anda repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.
4 - "Do anda think she's prettier than me?" The "she" in the pertanyaan could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by anda were staring at so hard that anda almost cause a traffic accident atau an actress in a movie anda just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, anda are much prettier." Wrong jawaban include:
a - Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.
b - I don't know how one goes about rating such things.
c - Yes, but I bet anda have a better personality.
d - Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner.
e - Could anda repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.
5 - "What would anda do if I died?" Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's pizza truck that came my way." This might be the stupidest pertanyaan of the lot, as is illustrated oleh the following stupid joke:
"Dear," berkata the wife. "What would anda do if I died?"
"Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," berkata the husband.
"Why do anda ask such a question?"
"Would anda remarry?" persevered the wife. "No, of course not, dear" berkata the husband. "Don't anda like being married?" berkata the wife. "Of course I do, dear" he said.
"Then why wouldn't anda remarry?"
"All right," berkata the husband, "I'd remarry."
"You would?" berkata the wife, looking vaguely hurt.
"Yes" berkata the husband.
"Would anda sleep with her in our bed?" berkata the wife after a long pause.
"Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband.
"I see," berkata the wife indignantly. "And would anda let her wear my old clothes?"
"I suppose, if she wanted to" berkata the husband.
"Really," berkata the wife icily. "And would anda take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?"
"Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do."
"Is that so?" berkata the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too."
"Of course not, dear," berkata the husband. "She's left-handed."
There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an artikel in an issue of Sassy magazine.
The five pertanyaan are:
1 - "What are anda thinking?"
2 - "Do anda cinta me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do anda think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would anda do if I died?"
What makes these pertanyaan so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answered properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:
1 - "What are anda thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman anda are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:
a - Football
b - Baseball
c - How fat anda are.
d - How much prettier she is than you.
e - How he would spend the insurance money if anda died.
According to the Sassy article, the best answer to this stupid pertanyaan came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it oleh his wife, Peg. "If I wanted anda to know," Al said, "I'd be talking instead of thinking."
The other pertanyaan also have only one right answer but many wrong answers:
2 - "Do anda cinta me?" The correct answer to this pertanyaan is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be lebih elaborate, anda may answer, "Yes, dear." Wrong jawaban include:
a - I suppose so.
b - Would it make anda feel better if I berkata yes.
c - That depends on what anda mean oleh "love".
d - Does it matter?
e - Who, me?
3 - "Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this pertanyaan is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong jawaban include:
a - I wouldn't call anda fat, but I wouldn't call anda thin either.
b - Compared to what?
c - A little extra weight looks good on you.
d - I've seen fatter.
e - Could anda repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.
4 - "Do anda think she's prettier than me?" The "she" in the pertanyaan could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by anda were staring at so hard that anda almost cause a traffic accident atau an actress in a movie anda just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, anda are much prettier." Wrong jawaban include:
a - Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.
b - I don't know how one goes about rating such things.
c - Yes, but I bet anda have a better personality.
d - Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner.
e - Could anda repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.
5 - "What would anda do if I died?" Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's pizza truck that came my way." This might be the stupidest pertanyaan of the lot, as is illustrated oleh the following stupid joke:
"Dear," berkata the wife. "What would anda do if I died?"
"Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," berkata the husband.
"Why do anda ask such a question?"
"Would anda remarry?" persevered the wife. "No, of course not, dear" berkata the husband. "Don't anda like being married?" berkata the wife. "Of course I do, dear" he said.
"Then why wouldn't anda remarry?"
"All right," berkata the husband, "I'd remarry."
"You would?" berkata the wife, looking vaguely hurt.
"Yes" berkata the husband.
"Would anda sleep with her in our bed?" berkata the wife after a long pause.
"Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband.
"I see," berkata the wife indignantly. "And would anda let her wear my old clothes?"
"I suppose, if she wanted to" berkata the husband.
"Really," berkata the wife icily. "And would anda take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?"
"Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do."
"Is that so?" berkata the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too."
"Of course not, dear," berkata the husband. "She's left-handed."
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Queen
mcewen_girk - Kelsie
Goddess
dermer5ever - Terra
Minions
1treehillfan - Alice
anetted - Anette
isabelle_905 - Belle
Cas_Cat_2 - Cat
livelovelaugh - Dawn
elinochka - Elina
brucas4ever - Hannah
jennifer_02 - Jen
Leyton4ever - Jenelle
mcewen_girl - Kelsie
kristine95 - Kristine
lucysmileyface - Lucy
brattynemz - Nem
mtoll4 - Maria
sophialover - Mary
mehrajanwar - Mehraj
Broody_4_Cheery - Mickei
mollyx365 - Molly
nandacavalieri - Nanda
ritergrl - Sarah
Sarah - SG1-090
TSOYPRA - Vicky
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King
Bdavisbrookeme - Nate
Queen
mcewen_girk - Kelsie
Goddess
dermer5ever - Terra
Minions
1treehillfan - Alice
anetted - Anette
isabelle_905 - Belle
Cas_Cat_2 - Cat
livelovelaugh - Dawn
elinochka - Elina
brucas4ever - Hannah
jennifer_02 - Jen
Leyton4ever - Jenelle
mcewen_girl - Kelsie
kristine95 - Kristine
lucysmileyface - Lucy
brattynemz - Nem
mtoll4 - Maria
sophialover - Mary
mehrajanwar - Mehraj
Broody_4_Cheery - Mickei
mollyx365 - Molly
nandacavalieri - Nanda
ritergrl - Sarah
Sarah - SG1-090
TSOYPRA - Vicky
If you're not on the list, leave a comment.
Also if anda want me to write a nickname for you. :)