The Return of queen Chrysalis #1 - Non-Brony Reviews

July 6, 1892. This was it. The strikers would start fighting everypony that got in their way. First, they were going to kill the Pinkerton's on the Monongahela River.

Jack: There they are. Shoot them! *Shoots Pinkerton ponies*
James: *shooting at Pinkerton ponies*
Pinkerton Ponies: *getting shot* AAH!!! *Falls into river*
Pinkerton Major: Return fire! *Shoots at strikers*
Jack: To the plant!! *Runs*
Strike Ponies: *Follow Jack*
Pinkerton Major: They gave up already.

But the strikers didn't give up yet. They were going to blow the launch whistle to alert the plant. This would get thousands of ponies...

1. Whenever anda see apples anda immediately think of Applejack.
2. Instead of saying "yes" anda say "Eeyup".
3. Whenever anda get mad at someone anda tell them one of three things.
A. I'm gonna tolerate and cinta the SHIT outta you.
B. You're going to cinta ME!!!
C. BANISHED to the moon!
4. Instead of saying "Oh my god!" anda say "Oh my Celestia!"
5. anda have MLP fan characters.
6. anda tell people to call anda oleh the name of one of the ponies.
7. Hear the word Pie and anda go "LIKE PINKIE PIE?!"
8. If anda see ANYTHING that says "20%" anda burst into laughter.
9. If anda see the word rainbow, anda immediately feel...