Sleeping Fluttershy

AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some cupcake shoutouts, so if anda haven't read Cupcakes, please do. komentar will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement oleh the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie berkata she was sorry, her expression berkata a different story. A week after...

Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the sebelumnya installment, its based on creepypastas, lebih specifically Jeff the Killer. Please komentar and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a dipan, sofa she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...

My Little Pony,
My Little pony ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until anda all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies anda opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until anda all shared its magic with me.
When danger...

Ok. This is my first artikel based on my opinion. If anda want me to write another artikel on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in pertanyaan right now: Cloppers

Yes anda heard me cloppers. If anda don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little pony (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If anda notice there is a clopper, why should that bother anda in anyway? It's...

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No pony can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead oleh pelangi Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead oleh a pony named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead oleh Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead oleh John who somehow survived being killed oleh a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead oleh an alicorn named Fuku,...

The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure anda are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like anda and your friends...

ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? anda just decided to skip our makan malam without telling me? Are anda aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for anda at a meja with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want anda to make friends with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! anda still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if anda want to give me a detik chance atau not. Starlight had to choose between anda and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...

As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and lemon Heart. Offended oleh Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make friends on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his lebih serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If anda upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

Saten: Trixie has a lot of trouble fitting in....