ARTillery Inbound

"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked oleh those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but hey I won't give anda any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so anda can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are anda helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel anda will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - tampil yourself and stop using radio anda are pissing me...

#5: DAN: (anti hero).
Not much to say about him.

#4: JAPPLEACK: (anti hero).
Pony Mov applejack has her own temblr page.
The Begining uses the commen levels of dark humor.
But it becomes much lebih serious after Appleblooms death Shed.Mov.
And AppleJack, when she winds up in prime ponyville.
She changes to being less and less villainous. And actually becomes a hero.

#3: TROLLESTIA: (villain)
I never read it actually. But I keep hearing about it, so I'm adding it..

#2: PINKAMENA: (villain)
The temblr page titled "question Pinkamena" tells the hari to hari activitys of Cupcake's Pinkamena.
Obviously, the...

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hey everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: anda know what? We need a new intro. The one we have is too boring.
Master Sword: But we're not allowed to change it after we finish three seasons.
Tom: Then to hell with this show. I'm going to quit.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: anda were supposed to make them laugh anda idiot!
Tom: You're calling me an idiot?...

13 hours after the pimp was killed, Harry got to his apartment. A yellow alicorn was there waiting.

Yellow Alicorn: Hello.
Harry: Hello. What's your name?
Yellow Alicorn: Sunny. You're that cop that lives upstairs, right?
Harry: Yeah.
Yellow Alicorn: It's funny, I've only lived here for six months, and I've never seen anda here before.
Harry: *Smiles* That is funny I suppose.
Yellow Alicorn: Just one question. What does it take to go to tempat tidur with you?
Harry: Umm.... Try knocking on the door? *Walks to apartment room*

Shortly after arriving to his room, a knock could be heard from the door.

Harry:...