Just and ADORABLE Dump

I've been around the block a few times when it comes to shit news. Up until now, I thought the passing of Davy Jones of The Monkees fame last tahun was the worst I would have had to endure. Well, congradu-bucking-lations, Hasbro, for setting the bar lower than competitive taxidermy. anda expect us to keep quiet about Derpy Hooves not being on the tampil as a Where's Waldo-type character anymore?! No, motherbucker! I would rather watch every My Little pony episode throughout every generation, in sequential order I might add, no matter how crappy the characters looked, in one long-ass marathon, then...

His hoof was really hurting now. It. has been hours since she ran off. "Maybe I'll never find her.." He berkata to himself. He slowly paced himself back to SugarCube Corner looking side to side, thinking he may find her. But no luck.~~~~~~~~~~~
He glanced at the counter. "Pinkie?". But she wasn't there. "Oh...she's not here...". Cheese started sobbing. What did he do wrong? He just didn't understand. Why? He thought. "Why, did she run off? Did I do something wrong? I just don't know!". His eyes were burning from all the crying. "Cheese Sandwich?". Cheese looked up. It was Pinkie. "Pinkie, why...