This is retelling a South Park episode. Almost word to word. But I change some characters.. And some dialogue, particalary Saten's dialogue change from Stan's..
This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..
Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main jalan, street was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours atau more, Because natal needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...
Nearby forest. Cute forest binatang gather round and decorate a small pine tree.
Narrator: The little woodland critters were also preparing for their natal Day.
Woodland Critters (singing): It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near. A Woodland Critter Christmas!
Narrator: The little critters worked hard as they happily sang, And each one of them had a quite interesting name. There was Squirrely the squirrel, Rabbity the rabbit, Beavery the beaver, and Beary the bear. Porcupiney the porcupine, Skunky the skunk, Foxy the fox, and Deery the deer. Woodpeckery the woodpecker, Mousey the mouse, and Chickadee-y the chickadee, all made the forest their house.
(wow, real orginal XD)
Narrator: And on that magical day, stumbling upon all of that, was our favorit red pony.
Saten (drinks light beer, already had 4 before it, crossing forest to get to Trixie's new house in ponyville): Still better than I use to drink... (sees them) What the hell?
Rabbity: Well, hello there. Welcome to our forest.
Skunky: How do anda like our natal tree?
Saten: I.. I really don't care.
Beavery: Why, it's the most perfect pohon in the forest! [the other cheer]
Saten (annoyed): I don't have time for thi-
Mousey: Oh no, I see a problem.
Deery: What is it, Mousey?
Mousey: Our natal pohon doesn't have a star.
Critters: Awww.
Beary: We can't have a pohon with no bintang on it.
Saten (annoyed): Can't I ever just menyeberang, salib the forest in peace.
Rabbity: What are we gonna do?
Squirrely: Now don't be down, y'all. Maybe our new friend can help us find a star.
Critters [among other things]: Can anda really? Oh would anda please? Could anda help us?
Saten: Fine I'll get your stupid bintang if it means anda leaving me alone.
Critters: [cheering] Yay!
Narrator: And so, using some paper and working with glee, the happy red Pegasus made a bintang for the tree. Smiling the whole time.
Saten: (not smiling) There, its done, can I go now?
Critters: Ohhhh!
Beary: It's the nicest bintang I ever saw.
Narrator: The little critters cheered and Beavery berkata with a smile...
Beavery (smiling): How would anda like to sing and dance with us for a while?
Narrator: Saten Twist smiled and said...
Stan [doesn't smile] Uh, no thanks, I'm gonna go. [turns around, and walks off]
Beavery: Goo- goodbye Twisty!
Critters: Goodbye, Saten! Bye! Cya!
Saten (to himself) (annoyed): Uhhh.
Saten finally arrives at Trixe's house.
Trixie: What took you?
Saten: I'll tell anda later.. kantin, diner ready?
Trixie: Sure..
This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..
Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main jalan, street was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours atau more, Because natal needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...
Nearby forest. Cute forest binatang gather round and decorate a small pine tree.
Narrator: The little woodland critters were also preparing for their natal Day.
Woodland Critters (singing): It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near. A Woodland Critter Christmas!
Narrator: The little critters worked hard as they happily sang, And each one of them had a quite interesting name. There was Squirrely the squirrel, Rabbity the rabbit, Beavery the beaver, and Beary the bear. Porcupiney the porcupine, Skunky the skunk, Foxy the fox, and Deery the deer. Woodpeckery the woodpecker, Mousey the mouse, and Chickadee-y the chickadee, all made the forest their house.
(wow, real orginal XD)
Narrator: And on that magical day, stumbling upon all of that, was our favorit red pony.
Saten (drinks light beer, already had 4 before it, crossing forest to get to Trixie's new house in ponyville): Still better than I use to drink... (sees them) What the hell?
Rabbity: Well, hello there. Welcome to our forest.
Skunky: How do anda like our natal tree?
Saten: I.. I really don't care.
Beavery: Why, it's the most perfect pohon in the forest! [the other cheer]
Saten (annoyed): I don't have time for thi-
Mousey: Oh no, I see a problem.
Deery: What is it, Mousey?
Mousey: Our natal pohon doesn't have a star.
Critters: Awww.
Beary: We can't have a pohon with no bintang on it.
Saten (annoyed): Can't I ever just menyeberang, salib the forest in peace.
Rabbity: What are we gonna do?
Squirrely: Now don't be down, y'all. Maybe our new friend can help us find a star.
Critters [among other things]: Can anda really? Oh would anda please? Could anda help us?
Saten: Fine I'll get your stupid bintang if it means anda leaving me alone.
Critters: [cheering] Yay!
Narrator: And so, using some paper and working with glee, the happy red Pegasus made a bintang for the tree. Smiling the whole time.
Saten: (not smiling) There, its done, can I go now?
Critters: Ohhhh!
Beary: It's the nicest bintang I ever saw.
Narrator: The little critters cheered and Beavery berkata with a smile...
Beavery (smiling): How would anda like to sing and dance with us for a while?
Narrator: Saten Twist smiled and said...
Stan [doesn't smile] Uh, no thanks, I'm gonna go. [turns around, and walks off]
Beavery: Goo- goodbye Twisty!
Critters: Goodbye, Saten! Bye! Cya!
Saten (to himself) (annoyed): Uhhh.
Saten finally arrives at Trixe's house.
Trixie: What took you?
Saten: I'll tell anda later.. kantin, diner ready?
Trixie: Sure..
Dear Diary,
Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony berkata "Let's go this way!" And I berkata "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!
From, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my friends to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!
From, Twilight SParkle
Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony berkata "Let's go this way!" And I berkata "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!
From, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my friends to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!
From, Twilight SParkle
"I've ruined their friendship once before. I'd rather give up my own memories than let it happen again!"
"I'm sorry too. I may have stopped being mean, but a Great and Powerful friend helped me realize I still wasn't very nice to you. Everyone matters Wallflower. No matter how insignificant atau invisible they feel."
"There's over a million buku in here."
"Princess Celestia, the last time we saw each other, I was your snide little pupil who betrayed and abandoned you.... I mean that I come before anda a changed pony, humbly asking for forgiveness, guidance, and knowledge."
"...Or I can just go, and anda never have to see me again."
"I'm sorry too. I may have stopped being mean, but a Great and Powerful friend helped me realize I still wasn't very nice to you. Everyone matters Wallflower. No matter how insignificant atau invisible they feel."
"There's over a million buku in here."
"Princess Celestia, the last time we saw each other, I was your snide little pupil who betrayed and abandoned you.... I mean that I come before anda a changed pony, humbly asking for forgiveness, guidance, and knowledge."
"...Or I can just go, and anda never have to see me again."
This small, crappy, chapter is all I got..
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like anda would see on JASON VOORHEES).
"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.
"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.
"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.
"I told you.. Rarity may have some emas hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like anda would see on JASON VOORHEES).
"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.
"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.
"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.
"I told you.. Rarity may have some emas hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.